Still can’t quite believe I’ve been in two of my happiest places in the space of a week - Ivo & Hayley! 😭🧡❤️

Wednesday in Leeds though. I think that was genuinely the NICEST front row I’ve been in to see Ivo! One legend was even handing out (orange) sweets before he came on!! Even the venue staff at the CV loved hearing my stories about some of the times I’ve been to see him too 😅

Oh, the Soho... I miss you. Go see Ivo when he’s back there in October for me!! Mon 12th - Thu 17th October 2026, 9pm @ Dean St: sohotheatre.com/events/ivo-graham-orange-crush 🍊🧡

More tour dates for Ivo Graham. beyondthejoke.co.uk/content/1756...

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I'm recording a stand-up comedy special of my favourite material on Tuesday 9th June in London at The Courtyard Theatre. It was nominated for Best Show at the Leicester Comedy Festival in February! Tickets here for 7pm and 9pm shows: thecourtyardtheatre.seetickets.com/tour/alex-ke...

GO SEE ALEX FILM HIS SPECIAL NEXT WEEK!!

We're off to Northampton (SUN), Nottingham (TUE) and Norwich (THU), grab your tickets at wifiwars.co.uk

YES, I KNOW JOSH IS HOSTING STRICTLY. I’ve had about 30 DMs about it today.

This weekend we'll be back in CHELMSFORD (Sat) and CAMBRIDGE (Sun), grab your tickets at wifiwars.co.uk Photo: Simon Dewhurst

He’s pivoted away from Bluesky now, but HAPPY YARDSTICKS PAPERBACK DAY yesterday to the one & only, @ivograham.bsky.social ! Ivo’s promised he’s fixed a grand total of 4 typos!! waterstones.com/book/yardsticks-for-failure/ivo-graham/9781035411313 Can’t believe it’s been almost a year already… 🧡🍊🎉

I’m still sure we all hallucinated this bit of news… those two never leave the country! 😂 Anyhoo, they’re back over here on their neverending tour: wifiwars.co.uk/shows (Bolton next Sat, yeah?!)

We were lucky enough to be invited to the Sydney Comedy Festival last month, and this is what we got up to! Come and see us on tour - link in our bio

Well, massive shit dumped on me this morning for tomorrow. Trains from my end into Manc are cancelled, so I can’t go see/cheer Ivo on at the marathon. I was SO ready… Least I’m still seeing Josh there later, but y’know would’ve been lovely to have seen BOTH of them in the same day again 😔

Ivo posted his Redemption Song w/ The Section to Insta a fortnight ago and it’s STILL stuck in my head! Well played (despite me thinking ABBA are “too cheerful”). 🧡

Ivo Graham was one of the guests on our Horne Section podcast last month and he brought along this incredible Taskmaster/Abba crossover song with him! Full video: youtu.be/sfksFAMdVZc?...

Looking for something to di this Easter? We're bringing the seasonal version of our comedy gameshow to: HULL (Tue 7th) READING (Wed 8th) LICHFIELD (Thu 9th) ISLE OF WIGHT (Sat 11th) Grab your tickets at wifiwars.co.uk

This Saturday we're back on the road and off to Fareham! Grab tickets at wifiwars.co.uk

*I’ve… the typos continue!

OG Switch person hearing about you all playing Pokopia

It’s World Book Day today and Monkey’s taken a break from flogging tea bags to read his mate @ivograham.bsky.social ! He’s also nicked my badge, we’ll be having words later… 😱

This weekend we're off to LONDON (Friday), AYLESBURY (Saturday) and SOUTHEND (Sunday)! Several performances are already sold out, so grab your tickets quick at wifiwars.co.uk

Been thinking about that second photo of Ivo I took last month, yet again. It’s so relevant for today. 🧡💚

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This week, we're in BRADFORD (Thu), STAFFORD (Sat), and HERTFORD (Sun)! All the -Fords! Grab your tix at wifiwars.co.uk

The ICONIC trio (me, Steve & KR obvs) return to Leicester on Saturday! Could’ve done Chorley too as it’s an hour from us, but alas, still in Leicester. JOIN USSSSSS

This weekend we'll be in LEICESTER (Sat) and CHORLEY (Sun). Grab your tickets at wifiwars.co.uk

Oh y’know, just supporting my fave lil indie artist Ms Williams and her shenanigans innit 👌🏻

I’m literally allergic to anywhere that’s not Discord or Insta these days, so that leads me to an all-important q: Who’s coming to Leicester this month?? Any of The Regulars™?

This weekend we'll be in GUILDFORD (Sat) and CAMBRIDGE (Sun), come along and shake off the February blues! Tickets: wifiwars.co.uk

Those two are back to Leicester this month for @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social ! Sat 14th Feb, 3pm (6+) @ Attenborough Arts Centre! JOIN USSSS: events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/wifi-...

2026 GIG SHIT THREAD! Hopefully me remembering to “document” each thing ive been going to this year

Ivo is bringing a DISGUSTINGLY FILTHY amount of nostalgia to Manc tonight AND YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY COME TOO! 🥹 (I realise I could’ve worded this better… we go again, oh well)

Oi chums! The orange one aka @ivograham.bsky.social is hosting an Arctic Monkeys 20th anniversary clubnight in Manc tomorrow w/ @alovelytime.bsky.social + @fscmcr.bsky.social… YOU SHOULD COME!! 🍊🧡 30/1/26, 8pm-midnight: myticket.co.uk/gigs/twenty-...

They’re baaaaack!

WiFi Wars is back on the road! This weekend we're heading back to Warwick Arts Centre for the first time in years! Sun 1st Feb, 2pm. Tickets: wifiwars.co.uk/shows

Should probs mention that if anyone wants to join in with us longtime Regulars, you’re welcome to join my Discord server where I’ve set up group chats for EVERY. SINGLE. GIG. 😅 discord.gg/Y39veVV

The terrible twosome are back doing shows on their neverending tour from next month - DOOOO IT!!!! (Blue team, BEST team obvs)

We're back on the road from the 1st February, with lots of new locations as well as many old favourites - the show's different every time so please come again (and bring your friends!) Tickets: wifiwars.co.uk

Haven’t posted the 2025 Gig Shit round-up photos on here! It was a CHAOTIC year. Ending on 43, getting to see some longtime faves again after ages, and crossed off some new ones too. Lots of (on-brand) shambles with S&KR @wifiwars.bsky.social & dying in The Dark Room with @robbotron.bsky.social! 🍍

That’s Leicester FINALLY booked for next month, after almost being content with not going for the first time in 6 years… it felt too weird. I love when plans/bullshit circumstances change exactly when you want them to. WE GO AGAIN!! 🥹

Well, TODAY now…

It's Xmas! Come along to one of our festive shows! 5th: SALISBURY 6th: AYLESBURY 19th: LONDON 20th: READING 21st: CAMBRIDGE TICKETS: wifiwars.co.uk/shows/

Insta word vomit etc etc: instagram.com/p/DRo-3V5DE1b

Black Friday aka that time of the year where pretty much EVERY GODDAMN MAILING LIST you’re on harasses you into forking over your lifesavings. NOT THIS YEAR! Especially NOT you, T-Swizzle! (learnt my lesson there)

Despite being one number off winning Hayley’s signed CD at Ego Nite last week, I definitely got some EXCELLENT luck with her pre-sale this morning. Both Manc shows for next year!! YESSSSSS PLEASE 😭 (I’m thinking Ivo’s little orange card helped! 🍊🧡)

@jdubdotexe.bsky.social oh shiiiit! Only remembered it was your bday the other day! Happy (belated) bday, Mr Dub! 🫡🎂🎉

This weekend, we're off to SOUTHAMPTON (Sat) and BIGGLESWADE (Sun)! Grah your tickets now at wifiwars.co.uk/shows

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