the upstairs neighbors dropping their pvc pipes that has to be it #haiku

A nearly religious experience of Pee-wee's Big Adventure at a midnight show at the Music Box in Chicago in high school. The collective sigh after the storm sequence in Mad Max: Fury Road. Getting drunk during Snakes on a Plane in college.

The handmade, human qualities of your work are more valuable than they've ever been. Don't doubt that for a second.

these are "chocolate coins" krampus came last night st. nick'las tonight #haiku #holidays #chocolate

Doing little crafts is where it's at.

Mea tulpa

I named my fists "unreliable" and "narrator" because that's the way I remember it, at least.

sometimes i forget i have a bunch of free games pay what you want to #haiku #itchio #ttrpg jthewolfmanm.itch.io

Oh no, my foot's asleep...

More gnome-like every day.

You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Charlie Brown. A rebel.

at first, hesitant but the kids loved spider-man raimi for the win #haiku #spiderman #movies

Trump signed the bill which makes me think it's been scrubbed/redacted to try to clear him or others. It sucks that it took this amount of "can't sweep this under the rug" for people to finally flush this turd. Every enabler is an accomplice and should be tried.

Ai is shit and I don't want it on any of my devices or browsers or websites or customer service portals or...

Foghorn Longhorn

roger rabbit's great so many jokes per minute and top notch sight gags #haiku #whoframedrogerrabbit?

given it some thought the systems seem to be bad? what do we think, folks? #haiku

Folks, Heat still kicks ass.

Halloween doodles while subbing fir a study hall

early morning clouds cold and dead like last night's coals ignite with the dawn #haiku #dawn

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. trib.al/9Sxu9IN

The loudest "NEVER SAW THIS COMING" people are people who were told this was coming and argued that we were fear mongering. You never saw this coming because you looked away.

told kids about ice one asked, "can the cops help us?" had to break the news #haiku #fuckice #chicago #teacher

venmo-ed some money this offer popped up after this shit is so gross #haiku

As always, fuck ICE.

ICE is running around Chicago harassing people for not being white. Just a year ago, that was illegal in the United States and now it’s commonplace. That’s not making America great again.

Let every palace become a tomb.

it is my birthday feelin' fine at 39 ev'ry body dance #haiku #birthday #earthwindandfire

As always, fuck ICE.

asking the real shit question: are you down to clown? "but doctor, i am-" #haiku #pagliacci #RCAVictor #vinyl

Good morning! Happy Friday! How about you let me ease you into the day with three hours of great music? Tune in at 107.1fm in Chicago and chirpradio.org anywhere and we can get this thing started.

What'd'ya make of this? #tarot

This is my group! I'm in this!! #ttrpg #podcast #roleplaying

In this week's episode, we chat with Garrett about highly effective cult leaders, a curse of potential unkillability, and a table of players that rotates GMing duties (and systems!) for each campaign. share.transistor.fm/s/69843cff

A quick reminder to anyone serving currently. It's your obligation to refuse to follow an unlawful order. #army #nationalguard #veteran www.military.com/daily-news/2...

new back pack of mine it was staring right at me it's like a blob fish #haiku #backtoschool #teacherlife

Folks are getting old-fashioned.

before my first game my kid told me break a leg we are artsy types #haiku #softball #theater

sometimes i make games world-building and micro games gmless ones, too #haiku #ttrpg #itchio #games #writer jthewolfmanm.itch.io

cried like a baby it is so damn uplifting goddamn, movies good #haiku #babe #georgemiller #rewatch

as a kid, loved it as an adult, it whips ass it's so fucking good #haiku #georgemiller #babe #rewatch

watching babe again the pre-movie commercial? francis, talking mule #haiku #georgemiller

mr. joshua like a modern-day larson weird and so human #haiku #art #cartoon

WE ARE BACK SEARCHING FOR A NUDE MAN WITH AN AXE GUTTER

BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR GUTTER