Snoop Dogg is still alive, but he’s dead to me for collecting MAGA money. This list of other artists this year is long and sad.

What the actual fuck is this Nazi shit TikTok? You’re selling literal swastika pendants?

C’mon Grandpa Phil. The Seahawks need a Colts win.

A random Redditer with the precise explanation of our historical moment

I want you to picture asking this student to write a paragraph or read a book. As the kids say, "we're cooked, chat."

This and the discussion about how academics can now just read AI summaries of things really drives home how much these guys always confuse the product for the goal. You don't do a coloring sheet because you want to have a colored sheet at the end!!! The coloring is the point!!!

I'm going to need 5-7 business days of discourse on the weird refereeing choices this week.

I’ve never been on the Sam Darnold train. Let’s go sign a grandfather or something.

I’ve never said anything bad about the NFL’s virtual measurement system. Go Hawks.

very weird feeling watching a seemingly coked out president yell at you for 20 minutes straight

"F*ck" (will have to get an HD version of this later)

I’ve never been more glad to be trapped at the symphony watching whatever that was on my Apple Watch between songs. #Seahawks

Sad for Mahomes, but this means Minshew Mania is back.

And here I thought this week we wouldnt need the meme. Every. Single. Time.

Doink. The Chiefs are cursed.

the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all

Sam Darnold’s kryptonite is being in his own endzone.

The Kraken should fire their coach and the whole team. FFS.

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Seattle %^*+ing Sounders indeed.

Jayden Daniels injury during garbage time... :(

Friendly fire by the Dodgers but they send it to the 10th.

@anthropic.com really lost the plot with Claude's desire to make a word document for every little thing. Just go back to putting text in an artifact for me.

Just incredible work from the umpire with a World Series on the line.

Hope was nice for a while.

EUGENIO SUÁREZ GRAND SLAM!!! 6-2 MARINERS LEAD

Mariners don’t care anymore. Couldn’t turn that double play? I knew this run of success was too good to be true.

Fffffff. This is what Mariners fans have been raised to expect.

That sound you hear is people in Seattle turning off their TVs to save their sanity.

Fuck FIFA.

Josh Naylor, the man that you are!

Cal's bat is ALIVE!

GOOD. VIBES. ONLY. 🔱 The whole squad wanted in on the @mariners.com-inspired goal celly!

The referees in this Georgia Auburn game are watching as much television as I am. They’re doing a review after every play.

Give Humpty the trident.

holy shit i flew over it as it happened!

MARINERS! WIN! OMGOMGOMGGOMGOMGOMGOGMG!

This can’t be healthy.

I'd like to call in a wellness check for the city of Seattle, please.

It’s loud preview.pnsn.org/experiments/...

Huh: TikTok took down my 8-second video featuring this image of Debbie Brockman — the news producer just detained by Trump’s CBP agents — saying it violates the “joy of TikTok”

The Mariners are trying to kill me.

Look at the empty seats. I guess I’d leave early if my 1pm game ended near 10pm.

this is so sweet

I think I've seen this film before, but I didn't like the ending. #Mariners

Polanco is putting the team on his back right now!

Yeah, miss me with the Sam Darnold bandwagon.