Oh god, I guess I’m turning into a “bird watching old person” subtype

Backyard breakfast week 3 with the roommate. (Hold your applause, she did the stove work and I did the chopping). Was joined by a little red bird that I can’t identify (I’m training them to associate us eating outside with full bird feeders lol). A pleasant way to start the day.

It’s such a crazy coincidence how the people in Hollywood advocating for use of AI are the ones who already have enough resources to exploit it for personal financial gain

Bruce came knocking on my door at 2am, and now won’t stop playing the drums on a cardboard box for no reason. It is the song of his people.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Fell asleep around 8pm. Just now slowly came awake, noticed it was still dark outside and thought “oh it must be 5am or so.” But no, friends, it’s barely midnight 💀

Nowadays when a headline starts listing a bunch of celebrities I have to brace myself for it to end with “will be performing in Riyadh.” I’m always grateful when I get to the end of it and it’s something else.

Doesn’t understand personal space

Uni is melting

Hegseth and Patel running the US like it’s Fyre Festival

As a social media manager for a reactionary centrist with incredibly unpopular views my professional advice is to declare war against an animal everyone finds adorable. This will work Next, otters and capybara

Watching a tornado live streamer and he says a tornado is near “bussy” and… that can’t possibly be the correct pronunciation 😭

I’m sorry I whine and complain so much. Please accept this picture of Bruce as a tax

“This therapist is great. I might actually be making progress.” Therapist today: I put my 30 day notice in with the clinic 😐

Too many celebrities I thought were cool are tripping over themselves to praise AI. And they all have the same talking point “it’s here whether we like it or not so we should use it.” Are they all just terrible or are they getting paid for this shit?

Oh no, someone showed RFK the meme

8 years ago, I told a story which changed my life forever. Shortly after, an old pal from college asked if he could turn it into a film. So I am DELIGHTED TO ANNOUNCE that 'Me, Myself & Mary' is not only finished, but has been chosen to lead the Tribeca Festival's animated shorts roster this year.

The Pitt finale SPOILERS If they didn’t want us shipping Mel/Langdon, why did they have them watching fireworks together all romantic-like in the ambulance bay, hm? Hmm??

that's alright gay Obama thanks for calling back

season 3 is OURS🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

You can’t end the entire season of The Pitt THERE. What?

The Mandalorian and Grogu looks so good, dude. I’m not sure logistically how I’m going to get to a theater that weekend to see it (it’s going on here), but I’m gonna try

BLUESKY WORKING AGAIN ???

Make sure to check on your friends tonight. People will die. ( #thepitt is ending)

Blusky down

dynamic of the century lowk 😭 #thepitt

Merry Pittmas finale everyone! I’ve thus far avoided spoilers

@darthbluesky.bsky.social hey Darth haaaaaave you met Penfold?

cat sneeze directly to the face 😫

I have almost no reason to watch pairs anymore 😐

This is powerful and beautiful.

If your toaster starts working like this website today, report it to us on SaferProducts.gov.

An accurate representation of me battling with the stove again today youtu.be/hVwXa4MnJDs?...

Begging bluesky to use actual coders that don’t use Claude

today so far

this feels like when u have bad reception so u just quickly yell what u need to say before the call drops

treats??

AAHHHHHH

bluesky: we are pivoting to AI [site catches on fire] bluesky: this was not the fault of AI

Does he not know his comments were recorded on a publicly available podcast, or…?

So the Holy War is here and it's led by a guy who thinks he's AI Jesus, his drunken fool of a commander who is misquoting bible quotes from Tarantino films, while his VP tells the Pope to back off from theology stuff. And Evangelicals are like, well at least they hate the gays.

hey @bsky.app , have you considered hiring a programmer who doesn't use AI to code and actually does their job which they're paid to do? Just a thought.

Pope Leo is having NONE of it!

—the rest is silence.

🚶

u are not the boss of me blue sky

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

It's just very very funny that the site's coders start proudly asserting that they use Claude to generate all the backend code now and you all bettee get used to it, right before it becomes the most reliably Fucked website ever