Oh no my kitten is a homophobe

CHARLESTON, WV!! Beloved 12 year old cat Joey looking for a home where he can be a single cat. His family loves him dearly but unfortunately his previous owner has passed and he cannot permanently stay with their family. Attached is a Facebook post for more info❤️ www.facebook.com/groups/FreeA...

*TVL Spoilers* “Armand and his uwu Japanime eyes.” 😭😭😭😭😭

We’re gonna have Jambalaya tonight weeeeeee

For the first time in the 5 days I’ve had him, Tues hid in a place I couldn’t find for like 20 minutes. Freaked me the fuck out. He’s not a hider. Until now apparently

Succession is a beautifully unhinged show and I will forever adore it youtu.be/6dUDQTc-9kM?...

this is the guy on your zoom call who refuses to mute himself and causes your entire meeting to be dominated by astonishingly loud gps directions to the St. Louis airport

In 2016, some MAGA type went on TV and said if Hilary Clinton won there would be "a taco truck on every corner." My whole family was like, that would ROCK. 🌮🌮🌮🌮

Tuesday is playing with the pamphlet on grief lol

Bruce is home.

Never thought I’d see the horse-sized duck conundrum explored so vividly

Tuesday got out of my room without my knowledge while I was on the phone with my disability lawyer and I got a text from my roommate asking if he was supposed to be out there. Cue a 20 minute important phone call while I try to fish a kitten out from behind the drier.

He can purr

Tues decided 1am is prime face pouncing time. I have a lovely battle scar across my eye lid lol

What if we all do this in the direction of the Supreme Court at the same time

Every Mamdani scandal is like “he loves his mom and writes very well for a 15 year old”

If I ever wonder where Tu has gone, 90% chance he’s napping on the window sill. It’s his second favorite place to nap besides on top of me. Must be the warm sunlight.

Watching Succession with Tues so he knows what quality tv is. He loves the intro music and bats the screen when it plays lol

If someone from the FBI visits you about your algae posts the correct thing to do is to say you won’t talk with them. Please do not talk to the FBI. Like, at all. They have no sense of humor and they will take your stupid joke and charge you with lying to an agent.

My extremely well-meaning but much older cousin just messaged me on Facebook to excitedly tell me she went to a lesbian wedding. I really am the gay cousin of the family. I mean, she means well, but lmaoooo

Thinking of nicknames for Tuesday: Tues Tu Tutu ??

I was told Tuesday was male but I genuinely can’t tell. Guess I’ll get confirmation at the vet appointment lmao

Tues keeps chewing on cables, so I put some hot sauce on them to deter him and so far it’s working, and now my bedroom smells like a Louisiana kitchen

Being woken at 2am by a purring kitten who wants to play is ok actually

The earthquake photos and videos out of Venezuela are damn near apocalyptic. Hope they get the aid they need

BREAKING: USGS upgrades Venezuela earthquake to 7.5. Major damage to buildings.

He’s fallen asleep on my back so I’m stuck in a weird position until further notice.

I’ve also discovered that he was apparently the runt of the litter. Man, this poor little guy. Wonder if he’ll be teeny tiny always.

Not all who wander are lost.

I love the style of litterbox which turns your cat into a frontline WWI soldier nervously surveying no man's land when they have to take a shit.

Genuinely concerned this cat might be narcoleptic lmao. I have his initial vet appointment on the 1st. Or I’m just not used to kitten nap behavior

I’ve discovered his off switch

Apparently Tues was abandoned in a garage, and the owner of the garage kept the kittens in there in the hot hot Arizona weather. And he didn’t feed them proper food. Just milk. Tues has never known this type of luxury before. Poor baby.

Sure. You can nap there. You can do anything you want.

Also featuring the smallest mew you will ever hear

Everything is a toy, including the litter box lmao

Tuesday thinks the litter box is a playground. He used it, which is great, but after I cleaned it he hopped on and started playing on the sand lmao baby no

Kitten: 12pm-12am: sleep-eat-sleep-eat-sleep 12am: PLAYTIME

Apparently Tuesday and his siblings had been living in a garage for weeks, which explains his dirty he was. Poor little guy. I’m gonna pamper the shit out of him. He deserves love.

Congratulations New York. You once again show it’s possible to elect good candidates. If only the rest of the country could get their shit together.

I put Tuesday in a box hoping to keep him safe for the night but he immediately jumped out of it and went running around the room like he just realized he can have free reign if everything if he wants

Tuesday is like Bruce in that he’d rather play with spare scraps of paper than toys 💀

I’ve been up since 3am and am incredibly tired but afraid to nap in case the kitten needs me lol

literally watergate

He’s so little he almost fell between my bed and the wall, so I put a pillow there and he climbed up on top of the pillow to get closer to the sunlight. I’m gonna have to put the little guy in a box over night so he doesn’t fall into something. But I’m gonna let him have a jolly good time rn

Tuesday ate some food. Bless.

I lost Bruce on a Tuesday. The following Tuesday, an abandoned 8 week old kitten came into my life. His name is Tuesday. I wasn’t going to seek a cat out on my own until I was more financially stable, but his vaccines and neutering should be taken care of. He’s exhausted rn.

✨Tuesday✨ more on this vague post soon