oh the L you’re on is 30 minutes late on a 10 minute trip? day ending in ‘y’

trying to convince my boss not to get me a copilot subscription, and i seem to be failing 😭

they saw my ao3 history

i’m at the store, does anybody need The Device?

it’s so awesome that we just have to deal with a bunch of scam calls and texts every day now

teams meeting + piercing headache, name a better duo

it feels good to be a philadelphia sports fan rn

making time IS pretty rad

whistled at by a camera on my walk home, i’m getting catcalled by a computer

new train day!

taco belle of the ball

only going into the office on ‘team bonding’ days is so scary. i feel like i just got left alone by my friend at a house party where i don’t know anyone

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it’s so weird being awake at this time. i’m supposed to be coming home from the club, not on my way to work!

>you get a text from your idiot cisgender boyfriend: "I just killed a famous right wing podcaster in your name" >you check the news: "Trannies and Tranny Lovers are KILLING America, ROUND THEM UP!" >you here a knock at your door: "Open up, it's the FBI" what da tuna

booty shorts that say "titties"

gotta say, it really doesn’t feel good to see a sitting member of congress tweeting “transgenderism is terrorism” with the richest man in the world promoting it

love when they add a useless hovering copilot button that covers the scroll bar

transitioning in the 2020s

they want to kill us so bad it makes them look stupid

the wall street journal still hasn’t issued a full retraction and apology for spreading blood libel about the trans community

from “We Need to go to WAR with The Left and DESTROY Violent Transgender Ideology” to “Stop talking politics. We should pray for the soul of a wayward young man 🙏” in under 24 hours

a clout demon who made a career of arguing with people at schools about how school shootings are good gets killed in a school shooting by a clout demon who wanted street cred in his discord group chat and afterwards another clout demon stole all the blood soaked merch for resale while live on tiktok

if luigi had waited another 6 months for trump’s people to get in he probably would have gotten away with it lol

the FBI is run by one of the stupidest most credulous people on earth

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I will say that I find it weird that a lot of people are like "this is the moment that will tip us into violence" when a Minnesota politician was assassinated in her home 2 months ago and someone literally shot Trump in the head last year. how exactly is charlie kirk the tipping point

bleeding kansas 2: electric boogaloo

they turned a bug into a computer

the first thing this man decides to do with his newfound leverage after a months long budget fight is fold. and he thinks he has what it takes to be president lol

@governor.pa.gov fuck you man for selling out SEPTA. your presidential ambitions are worthless if you can’t even fight for something as basic as keeping the trains running

we need a robert moses of the left

locked out and jess won’t wake up fml

they make hairspray that controls the weather now

meow (>^ω^<)

the PPD are basically running a mob protection racket and it’s destroying one of the things that makes this city great

go birdss

no matter how much you hate the right, you don’t hate them enough

i love paying the fare for a train but then it never arrives and i miss my appointment

we’re headed for a really dark place

glad i checked who the eagles were playing tonight, because i am wearing a dress that is suspiciously close to cowboys blue

does anyone in this goddamn city know what a turn signal is?

i should start taking creatine

girl dinner

the bike dj had some sick tunes tonight

[future SEPTA announcement] “this sports express B train is brought to you by fanduel”