GILF (god i love frito-lay)

ouch 😓

the new gym opened and it rocks

vince gilligan your mind

“All my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success” -ancient proverb

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

i get it girl... we all feel this way for a couple months right at the beginning,

i identify as an attack helicopter (of questionable utility on today’s battlefield)

unpopular opinion but waymo is a good thing. have you seen drivers? like every 5th person is watching tiktok’s WHILE MOVING

tf when no gf (jess is at work still)

it’s really something that the PA dems are somehow even more pathetic than the national party

is it really shocking that the paper obsessed with the abuse of trans children ran cover for the child rape president?

try not to have a mental breakdown at work - any % speedrun [difficulty: impossible]

they should invent a girl who isn’t really stressed out

it’s kind of awesome that society has decided to build its entire economy around an eldritch machine horror that can write emails slightly faster at the cost of sending decent fraction of the population into cyberpsychosis if they interact with it too much

thank god that game is over 😭

at this point we should just primary everyone to be safe

now trump gets to be like “we don’t know what the shutdown was about, democrats just held the country hostage for 2 months for no reason” and he would be sort of correct

The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.

fuck this party

i reached a new personal record in the number of band aids on my body simultaneously (4)

vehicles of fishtown

wandering around the city aimlessly is one of life’s greatest pleasures

rittenhouse square is such an incredible urban park

as a community we really need to change the ask from ‘accurate gender designation on ID’ to ‘no gender designation on ID’ because this is going to happen again even if the center left ever gets back in power

the cuomintang has fled and is now establishing a government in exile on an island off the coast of mainland nyc

lmao they called the race in 3 minutes

i love illegally voting for zohran 127433 times from out of state #voterfraud4mamdani

🎂🫐

the pitt is so good, but i do sometimes get lightheaded watching it

post 14 hour pittsburgh rave selfie

is anybody else worried that the looming fertility crisis is going to be used as justification for a global crackdown against queer identity and as a way to claw back the gains of women’s rights over the last century, or just me?

it would be so funny if sliwa got second place

the big cat onesie is fun and cozy until its time to sit on the toilet and now you need to get naked

i am an adult and i can be trusted not to buy too many snacks at the convenience store [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

I hate drivers. I hate drivers. I hate drivers. I hate drivers. I hate drivers. I hate drivers. I hate drivers. I hate drivers. I hate drivers. I hate drivers. I hate drivers. I hate drivers. I hate drivers. I hate drivers. I hate drivers and I hate drivers. I hate drivers. I hate drivers. I hate dr

:3

mamdani should hire sliwa as the “parade czar”

every blue state dot should just refuse to register teslas and make them no longer road legal. this is insane

what is the psychology of a grown man who blasts music at max volume with a bluetooth speaker on the train?

i miss summer 🌬️🥶

*through tears* it's fine... i don't even care

all time philly sports crashout tonight

that being said this game really was one of the “decided by the refs” of all time

this team has been relying on their defense to play perfect every game and that was never going to work long term

well… they always keep it exciting

birds ARE real, and they are winning