I got suspended for fake doxxing @cockremover.bsky.social which is really funny considering this was a joke about posts having 0 consequences lmao

playin' the pussy like its a theremin

Your only plan for never having fascism can’t be “never let a fascist convince people to vote for them” when the media and politics in general are subservient to private interests. Understand this please

With everything going on in the US right now, it feels like it'd be pretty easy to steal the declaration of independence

deadbert

"pro life" party doing an awful lot of justifying murder right now

The current regime in the US could start putting arm bands on the people they don't think deserve human rights and Trump/Vance would come out saying "Actually, the Nazi's never did this. This is a matter of National Security. This will keep law abiding citizens from being killed."

Listen, I'm a salty Canadian, but this finals is a really good matchup so far as well as an amazing sweater matchup #worldjrs

a baddie without class consciousness isn’t bad at all. shawty must break free from the state before she can buss down on some real shit - lenin

(to the tune of Animal by Neon Trees) UH ohhh, spaghetti-oooo

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

going to the genital drive-thru to pick up a dick n' balls combo. want anything?

The best part of the creative process is the "creating." Headbutting a keyboard until a fucked up picture (or story or song or whatever your art is) appears on a screen is a novelty at best. Support real artists

I got stoned yesterday and forgot the difference between cosmetology and astrology and now my google search history is very embarrassing

Darth RuMaul's Drag Race

I've been dragging my feet on getting rid of my Spotify, but may as well share the wrapped. I do think the "club" thing is kinda neat #SpotifyWrapped

the US should stop having elections and just put their candidates on "are you smarter than a 5th grader" and you can only hold office if you win

I love when someone posts some shit like "I like pizza" and then someone in the replies goes "yeah, well the Italians liked Nazi's so maybe reconsider your life, asshole"

Linus Karlsson technically being traded for Lou Lamoriello is a fun fact that seems completely outrageous and I love it

I'm watching MHA and there was a camera being viewed that had "tcp/ipv4" stamped in the bottom corner and the fact that they're using ipv4 still in the future kinda broke my immersion

I like that the lady at the dispensary did not lie to me when I asked for a recommendation and she said "this will get you obliterated in the best way" because oooooohhhhhhmybeans this is special

You've heard of BubbaGump Shrimp Co. Now get ready for BubbaTrump Sloppy Blow ™️

cis teen chapel

User calls saying his printer has a "network management card error" and I ask if he's already rebooted the printer. He says "yes but I'll do it again here" and reboots his computer :')

I opened facebook for 0.3 seconds (which was a mistake already) and I saw a post where people were talking about how Musk getting a trillion dollars is fine because obviously that's the value he brings to Tesla... I could feel my brain start eating itself

Happy birthday to me. If someone told me a year ago that I'd be single now, less depressed, more engaged with the hobbies I love, and feeling fulfilled by the people closest to me, I never would have believed it. Here's to 28

The most mild annoyance I have towards the games in the world series is that if you've hit a grounder and it looks like an easy out, players jog to first. It's game 7. Sprint the fucking base path and make them earn the out

I still feel like we moved on from Vance 100% being the guy who killed the pope way too quickly

shirt is such a dumb word. It looks and sounds like a lazy combination of shit/fart or something. We should bring back Tunics and replace all shirts with those

Dodgers vs Jays was probably the most entertaining option for a world series

art theft is about 6000% more entertaining when it's people going into a place and physically taking a thing instead of AI doing copyright infringement

I recently had to blow through my whole emergency fund and now my new favourite thing is going over my budget for the rest of the year and feeling physically ill

as someone who enjoys the Whitecaps in MLS and has been a Dortmund fan since forever, I hate how much I love Thomas Muller now. How dare he be such a genuine person who is embracing Vancouver with his entire being while also kicking a ball real good

with the antifa founder's girlfriend in jail now, can I date them?

I've won the noble peen prize

Hockey is the best sounding sport there is. skating, stopping, passing, shooting, pucks hitting posts or pads, hitting someone into the boards/glass..... it's all so satisfying and I'll fight anyone who thinks their sport has better noises from just playing the game

inviting these freaks to dance on his grave when the time comes. this party is gonna be fuckin' wild

I need more people to put on inflatable costumes while protesting in Portland. I want my feed to be nothing but frogs n' shit using the powers of their minds to put ICE agents in full reverse

Cargo shorts? Well, put some gas in it. Then, cargo fars

is the current president of the united states doing the same thing that Andrew Wakefield did? lie about the risks of a completely safe drug and then make his own, shittier version of the drug that gets sold for 10x the cost?

the fuck is a groyper (don't tell me I actually do not care)

feint of heart (where your heart feigns beating)

During prohibition days, there were distribution chains running through Canada. I would like to propose we revitalize them to get Little Debbie's Oatmeal Creme Pies back into the country because I would commit war crimes for those things

JD Vance killed the pope and now he has the taste for blood. His next victim has just been named.

My AI son wouldn’t take the garbage cans to the road so I beat him. Nobody told me how expensive it is to be a parent 😔

Where the wild things goon

Me: "oooh looks good!! Can I lick the spoon????" Pathologist: "Sir this is an autopsy"