Hey man I don’t think they liked that

It is with great shame and a heavy heart I have to announce that Agents 5 6 7 9 10 11 12 13 and 14 have been laid off without severance.

Hm. They keep, uh. Poppin’ up.

Welcome to the team little guy!

They’re outside

⠀ ⠀Old? You're only a couple of years older than I am. ⠀

⠀ ⠀I would not mind taking a visit. It has been a while... ⠀

A bitch can’t be bisexual? #notverywokeofyou

⠀ ⠀Don't... don't worry about it. ⠀And... I have said “no” before. That, unfortunately, will not stop them from trying... 😓 ⠀

. Surprise party for new recruit.

⠀ ⠀They are all plotting against me. They want to snip off the tentacle hanging over my forehead to spawn an Octarian. But I like this tentacle... it's my favorite tentacle... 😫 ⠀⠀[ It's stained in Tsukudani's yellow. No wonder it's their favorite. ] ⠀

Next lesson for you squiddos! Remember to keep your story straight!!!! Gosh, have I not taught you like anything????

⠀ ⠀Not again. Please. ⠀

⠀ ⠀And you me, Patricia. We are like two peas in a pod. ^^ ⠀

⠀ ⠀🐙 ⠀

⠀ ⠀Marie, no... she's gonna get fined by the... what was it...? The FCC! She's gonna get fined by the FCC... ⠀

Why did she say this guys 😢

⠀ ⠀No. No. No. No. No. N ⠀

⠀ ⠀No. Hachi Jr. died in the fires of '93. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀[ Hachi hears well the beats of their hearts, and feels well a newfound heat in their cheeks, a blush that—as Tsukudani surely notices—paints them as pink as their tentacles. ] ⠀⠀Then... ⠀⠀[ Their smile wavers for just a moment as they begin to speak again... before it returns in full... -> ⠀

⠀ ⠀You—okay, Three. Sure. ⠀

⠀ ⠀YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT EXISTED UNTIL LESS THAN A MINUTE AGO. ⠀

Wait…what……

⠀ ⠀The Octarian spawned from my tentacle is no longer of this world. ⠀

😀

Pour one out for that guy #aborted

⠀ ⠀Splatted. ⠀

⠀ ⠀...yes. This has happened before. It was not pleasant. ⠀

⠀ ⠀No, no, I meant the... food. If you can even call it that anymore. ⠀Also, no, they don't. However, with Octolings, we have to cut our tentacles with a very specific method and with precision, or else an Octarian will spawn. ⠀

⠀ ⠀...what even is that, anyway? ⠀

static.wikia.nocookie.net/allthetropes... wearing my bobs

⠀ ⠀Are you... are you 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 that that is flavor, and not the char? ⠀

⠀ ⠀I must choose... ⠀

⠀ ⠀On a snowy day, what else is there to do but unwind? 😄 ⠀

⠀ ⠀...I do not know what this is, but I am certain that it has ceased to be edible. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀[ Raising their hand. ] ⠀

⠀ ⠀Tsukudaniiiii~...! 🩷 ⠀

⠀ ⠀Tsukudani... ❤️ ⠀

⠀ ⠀Hachi! ⠀

marie

⠀ ⠀I have more straws if you have need of them! ⠀

⠀ ⠀I... don't know why I need to be saved, but okay. ⠀Save me, Surume... ⠀

⠀ ⠀Why? Is it something bad, Surume? ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀[ The Octoling remains silent for a moment after the Inkling speaks, staring on as they hold their mug of hot chocolate. Then... their expression shifts—they begin to smile. ⠀⠀⠀Their smile is softer and sweeter than any that Tsukudani's ever seen from them before... at the same time, a... -> ⠀

⠀ ⠀...I don't get it. ⠀

// I ONLY NOW LOGGED IN AND SAW PEA REPLIED TWO HOURS AGO I GOTTA LOCK IN GO GO GADGET TSUHACHI 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ //