Do NOT??

...Oh. Hah. It was hard to tell, I'm so used to seeing one with you in it.

What. Is that.

. . . Scorb.

Borb. Noun. Affectionate name to give something orbular.

borb

ぽよよ〜‼️

𝐌𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐚 - 𝐋𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐬

Believe me, I do not wish to suplex them.

There are two outcomes. 1: I catch you. 2: I catch you. But depending on your speed, I mistakenly believe you to be an attacker and suplex you.

⠀ ⠀ 𝑓𝑙𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑑𝑒. 𝕾𝐓𝐄𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝕺𝐅 𝕾𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐒… ⠀ ⠀

//: SPLATOON RAIDERS OMG

ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇʀ... ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴀᴋᴇ, ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛ. ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ: #ꜰɪᴇ [♡+↺]

What do you mean team bears won

. . No, I'm not going to stop you from participating in a Splatfest. Just watch your step a bit more carefully. Go, have some fun. And maybe bring me back a souvenir from one of the stands.

I think the sprinkles are going to get to you before that ever happens

I am thinking if I run out of ink then I will just be swinging my e-liter. You are being in my way and this is now a melee weapon.

It's not what I'm doing. What are the 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 doing for today...

oh no

Yes, lazy monday. A... Lazy Mewnday? I assume Lil Judd filled in for him during time off... ( wide smile, looking very proud ) Thank you.

I had to take advantage of the perfect art reference. ( showing a painting. it's of a napping Judd ) He didn't move an inch the whole time.

. . . I seem to have lost track of time, then

Hello Callie

Marie Day...

お宝をゲット！ #Splatoon #splatoonart

I hope it is like sleeping. Because I think it may just be nothing. I would love to be proven wrong.

༻✦༺ 　༻✦༺　༻✦༺　༻✦༺　༻✦༺ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ [ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔼𝕏-𝕎𝕀𝕃𝕐 𝕊𝕌ℙ𝔼ℝ𝕀𝕆ℝ𝕊 ] ❝ WE'RE GETTING AT THAT OLD MAN'S BETRAY ⠀⠀⠀BY LIVING OUR BEST IN THIS CITY! ❞ [ #MEGAMANRP ] X [ #CAPCOMRP ] X [ #MVRP ] ⠀⠀⠀⠀-ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ: #ᴘᴇʀꜱɪɴꜱᴛᴀʀʟɪɢʜᴛ ⠀ ⠀ ༻✦༺ 　༻✦༺　༻✦༺　༻✦༺　༻✦༺

༻✦༺ 　༻✦༺　༻✦༺　༻✦༺　༻✦༺ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ [ 𝔻𝕠𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣 ℝ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 ℕ𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕤 ] ❝ WE ARE THE ROBOTS! WE WILL LIVE AS DESIRED! ❞ [ #MEGAMANRP ] X [ #CAPCOMRP ] X [ #MVRP ] ⠀⠀⠀⠀-ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ: #ᴘᴇʀꜱɪɴꜱᴛᴀʀʟɪɢʜᴛ ⠀ ⠀ ༻✦༺ 　༻✦༺　༻✦༺　༻✦༺　༻✦༺

More often than im comfortable with

//: i had a dream i logged in and everyone in the splat verse flipped their accounts to personal ones and whenever I asked what was going on they all acted like no one had ever heard of rp in their life

Happavamemtimes

Walking up to @octoflying.bsky.social, then holding out a small box of candies—all heart-shaped. "Patricia. I.. it felt appropriate to... Here. This is for you."

This Valentine's Day I'm going to do it

It is morally correct to out-scam the house.

💭 ( 🦑🐙 )

//: its like 1am and i should be asleep but I'm checking in for a sec cus ive been really busy today yesterday yknow

I should have known

What is your problem

A little hachi running around would be so funny though

. Surprise party for new recruit.

Uhh New recruit.

Marie might have some back at her office....

( Eyes on the floor as he began rubbing the back of his neck, the captain defeatedly nods. ) I wished to follow your lead, and-- ( They lock eyes after he looks back up. One glimpse of the octoling's mischievous smile freezes Johnny in his tracks, like she'd just aimed a charger at his head. —

//: its happening again oh no

( He is. He totally is. No amount of the stoic-captain act could hide it. Especially when it came to her. Though, with Patricia's way with words, he could accuse her of the same. ) Never once did I doubt. I only looked forward to an eclipse; where the sun and moon could dance together again. —

//: i love writing my overly sentimental captain that tries to act professional but has sanitation trauma + is basically the squid sisters' little bro and he quietly yearns over the coolest octo he knows