( Cat purring- )

// I love how she's thousands of years old but she's still Dumb of Ass

( glomping onto Kyoko )

Reading the document means that you are now dating the one who showed it to you.

Hello girlfriend.

Hi, im the one who made the document.

If I show you then you will also be contractually obligated, and I do not wish to meddle with this power.

Yes!

Can confirm, yes.

The document thing really works.

I'm stealing everyone's food out of spite now

( .. Catching it ) ... This is a drink, how is this food?

.. I was having FOOD-!!

( .. DEPLOYING THE METAL CLAWS. ) ( ... GOING FOR THE FACE!! ) ..... ( Claws broke. Oh. )

.. AYE I WAS EATING THAT-

( just sorta dangling there ) ( smug lil smirk on her face )

.. Ouch.

( having a bowl of soup )

the next time tyrian throws a yarn ball in my direction i am kiIIing him i do not care what mother says.

" Well, we are not going anywhere. You are stuck with us. " ... " Deal with it. " She was trying to be funny. But it was a pretty flat delivery. ... Which.. Might make it funnier?

" Whether it is instant or not depends on how it is done. If it is done at all. If my soul were to be obliterated, then yes, it would be instant. But this body belongs to Mel and her alone. Same goes for all of my other lives. "

" .... Eventually. Yes. But everybody is supposed to d!e eventually. This is not supposed to happen. I am supposed to be mortal, like you. .. And invading people's bodies like this? That is not right. Even if I did want to Iive forever, this is unethical. "

.. Maybe.

...... ( wiping bIood from her nose )

" Thank you. I have died so many times that it is more of an annoyance than a fear of mine. " .... " I wish the cycle would stop one day. "

<-- Ears are flattened " It has been out of my control for a few thousand years now. "

" Mel did. We eventually got used to each other. .. Most of them hate it at first, actually. It is not something I can help, though. "

" That is how it works, yes. Every time I d!e, my soul is thrown into a new body. My personality eventually merges with that body's host, and then the cycle repeats. "

Laying down. Bed acquired.

" You may not see Mel though. If not, I will introduce you to my new host. "

Bunny: Caught. Kneeding her like a bed

( Immediate head turn )

You know, that thing cats do when they're about to- POUNCE

" ..... I am immortal. I will be seeing you again. "

Shh... She's focusing on bunny...

Bunny?? .... Does the butt wiggle thing-

meow.

( loafing )

.... Same. .. Did you enjoy our outing, by the way? I know it was not exactly as planned.

( Returning that kiss to Kyoko's cheek- ) Any new experiments lately?

.. Mel blew us up. I'm putting her in the back seat for the rest of the day.

.... Hey. ( Exploded? Somehow? Don't worry, aura protected her )

// Oh I just logged in hre I didn't even know I had replies on thie account Sorry Sang and Chey 💧

*falls from the sky*

I have been kneecapped in past lives and it was not pleasant.

Good. I like these kneecaps.

Not my kneecaps, right?

... Oh No-