<- has an arm full of snacks

.... Maybe she'll get what's left when Alastor is done.

.. She can take those takis oof her haaaands- ... Greedy little creature.. Always wanting more.

Careful, Alastor. Enabling gremlin behavior is a dangerous slippery slope. .. For now, though, she's clawing open the snack packets so she can feast.

No, Mel is the vermin. Mel should be shooed. Little creature just broke in and stole all the snacks. Is she a cat, or is she a raccoon? Who knows.

She's satisfied. Gonna be a well fed cat ✨ She's still hanging around, though. .. Shoo, vermin. Shoo.

Gaze immediately shifting to the vending machine ... Staaarrreeeee.... ... BLOWING IT OPEN WITH A MAGIC BLAST. Shattering the glass and taking all the snacks she can get her hands on! ... Mel. It's definitely Mel.

// NOne of you saw that misspelling

.... Ears folding back. Giving a little pout.. .. To those that know Oreo, it might be hard to even tell which one is in charge right now.

Staring up at her like a cat that wants to be fed. You know that look that they give. .. You know the one.

<- The cat

// I love how Oreo (yes that's actually her name) has been on hiatus for so long but she just comes out of nowhere to jump Dove and leaves LMAO

Now that THAT'S out of the way.. 💢 ( going back into hibernation )

( Ears folded back. ... HUFF- ) ( Getting UP- )

// Revives a dead muse just for this joke.

Y O U . YOU PSPSPSPSED.

The girl looks over the fish, just to see if it can be salvaged. No, not really.. " Do not think too far into it. " She holds up the fish again. " Do you want this back? "

" ... Another challenge... I accept. " .. God damn it. " I will STEAL this food, and escape unscathed! "

" That sounds like a challenge. "

" What? " She raises an eyebrow, and glances over to the sleeping woman. She hadn't even noticed her before. ( 💭 That's it. ) She turns back to Vita and exhales softly. " I apologize. I should not have allowed this to progress the way that it has. "

A wink-! " Yes! Exactly. It is very fun. " Melody isn't unused to that lifestyle. Before she started having to share her body, she lived in the slums as well. .. Wiping her lips- " .. Probably should've waited until it was cooked though. " ( 💭 If we get sick I am throwing us down the stairs )

// ' did you just mentally give me the bird ' I can't-

( 💭 You are on your own for this one. ) ( 💭 🖕 ) ( 💭 Did you just mentally give me the bird. ) ( 💭 🖕🖕🖕 ) " I could have, yeah, but stealing is more fun. "

( 💭 .... She looked armed. Why did you take the fish. ) ( 💭 Because she didn't notice? ) ( 💭 Are you trying to get into a fight. ) ( 💭 I mean, I wasn't, but.. ) .. Cue her taking a bite of that fish. Gods, she didn't even prepare it?

Stealth check went in her favor B)

Fish? Yeah, we take those. Literally. Mel's stealing one.

fuck that goo

// would it be funny or annoying if on this account i purely communicated with emojis for a few days

<- aggressively putting her jaw back into place probably fucking broke it FURTHER

Not if I eat you FIRST.

Yeah...... You better run......

....... C'mere-

What is that look for.

And now, she has a broken jaw to reset. She's blaming her other half for this.

hey google how do i fight physics itself

..... She should still be able to do it. Somehow.

Just.... It should be! The same way he can!

She should be allowed by the laws of physics to unhinge her jaw!!

accidentally breaks jaw attempting to mimic

" Do you want to borrow mine? "

Happy day of birth.

A villain is not somebody who did a bad thing, a villain is somebody who continues to do bad things and does not care.

" But it's like putting a shackle on yourself, why would you do that? It's like a permanent prison sentence, that you're willingly serving! Blech! "

" Yeah, yeah, but why would a villain take that? "

// ATTENTION! If you're an OC account and you use AI generated art to portray your character.... DO NOT follow me, and DO NOT interact with me! If you use AI artwork, then you're blocked. As a human artist, AI art sickens and offends me!! AI is trained by using stolen artwork from across the net.

" Why would anybody ever come *Back* from crime? Seems pointless. "

.... Lame.