THAT’S A NEW RECORD YOU’RE SO AWESOME

They’re great to bring out when he starts on his hour long rants!

Picked this up for gramps while I was out today

Is somethin’ goin’ on. Why is everyone confused

What’s going on!!

Huh.

girl

I LOVE YOUUUUUUU

CMON THREE CMON CMON GIMME GIMME GIMME

sorry hahaha i uhh dunno what came over me

[ GRABBING AT HIM ]

i want them

hey whatcha got there

FUUUUUUUUUUCKCKKKKKGJTJRHRHRHRHRHEHEHRHRJIEJEKEJWHEUJDKFJFJFJRJFJFJFJFJHDHDJDJFKFKFKFKFJKFF GREEBRBRHGRR BARK BARK BARK MANGOOOOOOO MMFMFNDNMFNFNFKSNSKDNSKSNMXNDMDNFJDNKAMAMANCNCMCKFKMFMFMFMF RAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[ lips pursing together. ] I just think you’re silly. [ a big grin follows. ] Like, only you would come up with somethin’ like that! It’s charming!

[ oh… the air feels different suddenly. she feels awful, stopping her playful teasing. ] That’s—that ain’t true. There are plenty of things I don’t know much about that you do! [ frowning. hands behind her back. ] I’m sorry. I really care ‘bout you. …Don’t like seein’ you upset.

His virginity…..

[ he’s holding the brim close to his face, but she’s short enough that, with arms behind her back, four hunches and moves around to try and see underneath. ] Heeey! Don’t hide from me! Threeee. Three!

I’m like…why did you save these for a hundred years. Actually don’t answer that

why did grandpa repost pics of him in his slut era

It’s—It’s a figure of speech! [ holding back laughter. HOLD IT…! ] Like a teacher’s pet. You’re purposefully tryin’ to get on someone’s good side if you’re a suck up. [ a bit of the laugh slips. ] So when I said—oh my god. You DIDN’T think—!

Why dont’cha hire help? …Scratch that. I bet you don’t trust anyone else to do it.

Snrk. Was just a coffee run. [ curse this height—! ] You work too hard.

[ hands on his shoulders. oddly stern. kind of flustered. ] Three. A suck up DOES NOT suck you off. Do you live under a damn rock?!

[ she’s off in a flash. quick as ever! only slight wobbling as she comes out of the kettle with marie’s favorite latte. and one for herself. ] Your delivery is here! Take a break!

Can I get’cha somethin’? Coffee?

[ leaning. ] What’cha fillin’ out?

ARE YOU DOING THIS ON PURPOSE

Hi Mar 🫶

WHY ARE YOU SO RED

I MEANT BEAT HIS ASS

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Kiss ass is like. Suckin’ up to your boss.

Oh my god. My head hurts

BEING A KISS ASS?????

No. I’m sorry. I shouldn’t be jokin’ like that. I’d never beat you up! — Unless you deserved it!!! …By the way. That’s not what eating ass means. You know that, right? Right??

yeah so like that was a typo ok i typed fast it was a typo

. hi three

STOP TALKING JUST STOP SAYING THINGS

What. signals

BEAT

What

I’m gonna eat your ass

we gotta get you on the apps girl

what gave it away! 😋

porque soy latina

Aaaaaahahahahajajja

CMOOOON LET’S GO LET’S GO

@droppthezeabass.bsky.social bro get a beer with me

Big Three little Three…. (sob)