It's the ADHD.

Roadtrip tour!! Marie and I got to visit this cool kingdom and the people there were nice! But like........ they were cookies? Weird, right?

Just say no then? Gosh, if someone tried to cut MY tentacles I'd SCREAM. Hey wouldn't that make you a parent? And then whoever cut it off is technically the other parent? Wait what if it's like a team effort and five people cut it? Hachi how does this work. Hachi. Hachi, hey Hachi I'm confused.

Unc moment

Next lesson for you squiddos! Remember to keep your story straight!!!! Gosh, have I not taught you like anything????

What are you guys plotting.... 🤨

My pumpkin queen(wife)🫶🫶🧡🧡 Had this stashed from Halloween and forgot to post it oop #Splatoon3 #Calliesplatoon #Sketches

The Freaking Cursing Club...

Why did she say this guys 😢

marie

6️⃣7️⃣6️⃣7️⃣6️⃣7️⃣6️⃣7️⃣6️⃣7️⃣6️⃣7️⃣6️⃣7️⃣6️⃣7️⃣

My favorite they/them outside of my verse 💖

how do i hit them #calf1sh

so i bought glue since im impatient as fuck wit hand sewing uhh so yeah!!! imma fuck arrohdn n find out

calf1sh mention…………………..

Happy birthday 🥰

Calie, Marie, and Ian BGM!!! #Splatoon

CALIE!!

WHILE CHASIN THE CLOUDS AWAY 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

🎤: MISSED THIS BUT I HOPE THE MOVE GOES SMOOTHLY FOR YOU

buh ni !!!!!

Three quotes you are SO famous 💝

callie warmup #splatoon #splatoon3

We are The Callielings #splatoon

The woke left... all we have is sleep...

Calf1sh warriors wya‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ #splatoon #calf1sh

Eepy sleepy...

ACHTTTTTT ❤️ #splatoon3 #splatoonart

🥺

Yayer!!! We'll have soooo much fun, trust me. Gonna put a big ol smile on your face!

WHAT are you saying

Don't even think about that!!! You have 5000000 things you absolutely need to do plus we gotta hang out more and make more music and do things and whatever else comes to my mind!!!!

Ohmigosh, that's a huge relief. I don't know if my heart could handle all the hurt. I hope you two live forever and ever!

🎤: That one's for oomf

ok gn #goodnight

hiiii. hiii heyyy. hi i

It's not that. I guess I never really thought about how weird it is for you and Gramps to live so long. It's like ummm... taking it for granted, sorta!

Oh...

Did your grandparents do this too

ao rii H

When two old grampas love each other very much

Old man yaoi on my timeline 💖

wonder who she talkin to.. #splatoon

buh nuuey ….

Stay fresh everyone ♡

Callie !!! #Splatoon #SquidSisters

Puns never get old!

A Cap-puccino!!!!