Wife.... Miss wife...

Disgraceful.

Is that a chewy pet treat or a horrifically wrapped blunt?

HAH! I don't need haircuts anymore. Sorry for your loss.

Yer too kind ta me.

They're been burnt!! Ain't no use stoppin' now!

If yer loser of a boyfriend can brave the alternan winds, you'll be fine!

You simply can't taunt me like this, Three.

You should go get me a pack of cigars. #profoundadvice

Ah. Makes sense.

SUCK IT EVERYONE ELSE

Results may vary.

Where you been, lil thang?

YOU c'mon!!!

Hello, smallfry.

Lighting Craig on fire.

Old people weed time. Shhhh.

YOU THINK I WON'T, Y'LITTLE—!!! * a VERY deep breath. Yer lucky.

I'll bash yer head in.

As if you're different. Spite is just angry determination.

* lots of wiggling. A VERY intentional smack. He'll never admit it. Huffing largely. Y'lil shit.

Lil' Johnny. So cute. So small. So ugly. 💝

YOU LIL'..... HELP ME UP!!!!!!

The hate in his body keeps him alive btw that’s why he’ll never die

Octavio.

NO NO NOOOOO— * insert Octobot explosion gif

inevitable thought #cuttletavio

I like yer thinkin', kid.

Old man yaoi #Captaincuddlefish #DJOctavio #splatoon #meme

фестивальні діди в скетчі #splatoon #djoctavio #craigcuttlefish #украрт

tag urself I’m resting lunatic face #djoctavio #capncuttlefish #cuttletavio

Smooth.

I do know....

Which one.....?

It has ta happen sometime! I'm not upset about it.

To another year with family and friends. You all make the few years I have left absolutely wonderful. 🥂

Exaaaaactly.

....?

You heard me.

Stinky bastard.

I don't even have hips!!!!!

I was gonna post it at 1 in the morning but o got too tired so 10 AM yaoi instead ig (theyre holding hands under the table #cuttletavio

That zapfish is lookin' ready for the taking.

And he's greasy, and he's broke, and he's a slimy little bastard.

Cause you lost yer job. Couldn't be me, as the kids say.