Just seen that Derby have released their Puma kit for the new season. Any chance Notts for the holidays?

We’ve made it into Private Eye!

I know comparisons are the thief of joy, but I think the game on Monday beats 2023. The performance and result were so unexpected. Jodi’s goal 😍👌🏻🤩💯

Getting the old gang back together?

Reassuringly large numbers of Notts players still pissed. 🍾🍾🍾🍾 🍺 🍺

What a fantastic day yesterday. Loved every single minute of it. My 19 year old lad is an even bigger Notts fan than me, great times for him. So pleased. See you in the Square later. YOOOOOUUUUUPIESSSSSSSS!!!!!

PSA: There's a civic reception in the Market Square at 3pm in the Old Market Square to celebrate Notts County Football Club's promotion to League One. Come along and welcome the team home! #notts #nottscounty #coyp #nottingham

Blackpool away ole ole ole

Best performance of the season in the playoff final is so un Notts like !!!!!! Love every Notts fan on here well done lads 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Here. It’s 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Leaving York, first beer of the day Youuuuuu Piesssssssss!!!!!

Edinburgh-Wembley starts now #prayforthetrains

Possibly climate change but this country always now seems to go from heating on freezing to oven ready roasting overnight. 🥵

When assembling your dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully.

A lot of our discourse seems to assume that 1) these wrong beliefs somehow arise naturally and 2) politicians have a duty to behave as if these wrong beliefs are true. It saves asking questions about old and new media, or doing anything brave, but it’s rotting our society and economy.

Met Office app now showing 31 degrees for Wembley on Monday. 🥵🥵🥵 Keep the ball lads!

It’s Matt Le Tissier I feel sorry for.

5am train from Edinburgh ✅ Wembley tickets block 133 singing ✅ 8pm train back to Lincoln ✅ COOOOYYYYYPSSSSSS!!!✅

A leading 'Raise the Colours' flag activist, who claims to be fighting to "protect our women" from migrants, has pled guilty to assaulting a woman bylinetimes.com/2026/05/18/f...

Scottish football confirms its status as a joke.

Farage is a thin-skinned petulant creep. The pub bonhomie is a carefully-crafted act.

So the big day has arrived. Feels absolutely huge today, playoffs, local rivals, full house, trying to get to a level we haven’t played at for 11 years. I hope the players feel calmer than me….COYYYYYPPPPP!!

Not been much in any of the playoff games, the teams who’ve got through have just won a couple of big moments.

Nigel Farage tells The Sun's Harry Cole that Elon Musk offered to give Reform loads of money "if we said certain things" and he refused. "I can't be bought." Two things: 1. This is an allegation of attempted bribery. Very serious. 2. It shows the obvious: donors expect something for their money.

I ate Kier Starmer he made me nan get her operation quicker.

One of the largest drops in nhs waiting lists on record, which no one will now hear about. Opportunity cost from all the leadership turmoil www.england.nhs.uk/2026/05/heal...

Over on GB News, conspiracy oddball Neil Oliver is opining that Keir Starmer is an ex-communist who now works on behalf of the World Economic Forum, not the UK: “It begs the question – who does he serve? Whose asset is he?” Not sure how anyone could successfully govern in an environment like this.

Just me, or is talk of replacing the PM effing idiotic?

The secret £5 million payment to Farage by an overseas billionaire is the most astonishing example of political corruption. Don’t let up.

Nigel Farage’s partner, a former waitress not known to have any private money, bought a £1 million house for cash shortly after he secretly received £5 million from a Thailand-based cryptocurrency billionaire - the same house that he claimed, months previously, that he was about to pay for himself.

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88 tickets left for Friday. Gonna be big…

What a performance that was. Seen a few thoughts from Chesterfield fans wondering when we got so dirty and it’s glorious.

Won away in the playoffs lads. Drink it in.

That’ll do lads.

On the way to Chessie. Strictly for medicinal purposes obviously.

Bloody hell.

First leg of the playoffs are always really boring. Would take a 0-0 for us tomorrow.

Britain's broadcast media boasts of its strict adherence to impartiality rules. Mentions per MP. LibDems: 645 Tories: 5,116 Greens: 7,763 Labour (the actual govt): 27,438 Reform: 70,732 Anyone surprised they're ahead? bebroadcast.co.uk/politics-who...

Tbf I hope we play on Sunday with the energy Villa have shown tonight.

UP THE VILLA!!!

One thing’s for sure, I’m gonna enjoy my next 6am airport pint a lot more knowing how much it irrationally upsets some people.

Apologies, I can’t directly reply, but how?

Kemi Badenoch wants to run our country, but she has no clue where the North East is. We're 'nearby' Lincolnshire, apparently 👇

Some industrial strength Bluesky preachiness in response to this.

It's odd how people didn't kick up more of a stink about how much inheritance tax King Charles paid after the Queen died. Because it was fuck all.

Me and many of my colleagues continue to push for the Government to come off X hansard.parliament.uk/Commons/2026...