Gonna take apart the tumble dryer tonight. It takes 6 hours to dry anything and last night it left a puddle on the floor. I will label everything as I dismantle it so I can clean and reassemble. If I can do it for an iPhone how hard can it be for a tumble dryer?

Spoke to my wife for the first time in a week. She's been off grid, in the jungle! Anyway. I missed her and I will tell her that when I see her.

"Always two, there are. No more. No less. A Master and an apprentice."

I lament the passing of the years

I watched Human Traffic tonight. God I miss being in the rave. Drugs. Being young. Such great times.....

Andy Burnham will force Keir Starmer to quit as PM by standing in by-election after by-election until Labour loses its majority.

BREAKING: Josh Simons standing down for Andy Burnham

@greenpartyhan.bsky.social in Parliament yesterday, calls for the "transformative, progressive programme this moment demands" The climate and cost-of-living crises are inextricably linked, with the poorest hit hardest. It’s time to put people and planet first.

My wife's away so I finally get to watch Andor. Oh my god. It's so slow! This could be a 90 minute film. Reminds me why I never watch series on TV. They stretch out every scene....

Well I’m shocked I tell you SHOCKED! Can UK media start calling this guy out please!

Wes Streeting seeking a similar position as Liz Truss in PM longevity stakes - what is it about MPs and their insatiable desire for promotion, validation, and adulation? What happened to supporting the PM 'for the good of the country'?

I know there’s a lot going on with the Labour Party, but it is all in the bounds of democratic politics. This however, paid collusion between the leaders of two political parties in the run up to election, if true, is a scandal of staggering propositions

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Have we learnt nothing?? People are infected by a dangerous virus. So let's send them all back to their home countries? That sounds like the perfect way to spread a dangerous virus!

Pffft.

I didn't know that

Labour won the '97 General Election with a 179-seat majority. In council elections in '99 they lost 1,150 seats and a year later lost 574 more. But in 2001, their general election majority was 166. Thursday may be a shit show for Labour. But local elections are no indicator of national polling.

This snooker final is astounding #snooker

The range and extent of unlawful behaviour (comtempt of court) by Northamptonshire police to cover up grossly unethical & unlawful conduct is astonishing www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This story is completely insane. Beyond belief.

This is fkn outrageous…does any one still wonder why the majority of the electorate have nothing but utter contempt for the cesspit that is Westminster?

The House Martins are back! Summer is coming ☀️☀️☀️

Pope Leo turned the question around like the boss he is.

Just bought an electric car Wish me luck/congratulate me according to your prejudices I'm excited

This is true!!

Schrödinger's Strait.

Bluesky down again?

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

BBC News leading all its bulletins on demands by former Government advisor Lord Robertson for more defence spending, without at any point mentioning his current paid senior role for US defence lobbyists

If you like formatting so much, just bring back Wordpad 🤷🏼‍♂️ #Microsoft

Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:

In 1953 Iran had a functioning democracy. A free press. Seven political parties. Women in universities. Women granted voting rights in municipal councils in 1952. A secular prime minister named Mosaddegh who believed Iran's oil belonged to Iran. The US and Britain decided he had to go.

Is anyone going to intervene? Like an intervention? Like, have a word. Please!

Excellent news. Why has it taken so long? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Scary shit www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

JD Vance is scarier than Trump. He's absolutely battered shit crazy. We should all be very worried www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Colitis symptoms are back 🙁

Anyone want to hear my life lesson of the day? If you're on meds and you're in remission, stay on them. I stopped after 6 years of being symptom free and I'm back with all the joys of ulcerative colitis (if you know what I mean)

Why did no-one tell me about Michael Kiwanuka. What a talent. Such soulful music. 😍😍😍

Lady on Radio 4 this morning with 6 kids, says she gets two and a half grand a month. I don't mean to sound cold hearted but she doesn't work, and gets TWO AND A HALF GRAND A MONTH!!!??!! That's more than a lot of people's salary. £36,000 a year is a good wage. And this lady DOESN'T WORK???

My wife's going to Peru on a retreat I have no intention of going to Peru. I'm sure it's lovely but maybe not for me ... I want to go to Verona and drink espresso

Donald Trump is ruining everything for everyone

The whole world is tired of Trump and his circus of grifting traitors. Get rid of him.

The day I never hear the name Donald Trump again cannot come soon enough. So too Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and probably many more I don't care to list..... I long for boring, uninteresting times.....

Fuck me it's windy!!

So she sold out twice. No sympathy. Jo Malone founded her eponymous business in 1990 and now lives in Dubai. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Dear Americans, You realise the damage your president is causing is global, right? We can all see and feel the effects of his actions. It's a mess and getting worse. Please stop. Angrily yours, The rest of the world.

I miss everyone I used to follow on twitter - I often wonder what happened to them I hope they're ok....

So, I have colitis and was curious about the long term effects of drugs I have been taking. With agreement from my doctor, I stopped one of them. Now I've found out why I was on the drugs. Damn. 6 years in remission and I'm back to square one. Why can't I just leave things alone???