Using the r-slur is a big, flashing red warning sign that a person isn’t worth listening to and I really hope we’re moving back to a place where more people realize that

Nooooooooo, REALLY?! I'm shocked, shocked to find out that gambling is going on in here...

My husband called the movie "Equilibrium" "Fahrenheit 45-Gun" and I'm so mad that in twenty of liking this movie that I didn't come up with it first.

Hey! Now you're fucking getting it. #NoAI #EmployRealArtists

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.

If me being late to the party causes the party to go on longer, then I'm here for it. Finally saw Sinners tonight. Fuck that movie was so good. Everything I want in a movie and in music. Like... Yeah. Everyone in it and everyone who worked on it deserves all the things.

My feelings are not complicated. It is very easy to think someone's a piece of shit who does not deserve to have millions of dollars and millions of followers AND also not want that person murdered for the things he says. I can both not mourn someone's death and not celebrate it.

Hey buddy! Ya wanna hear about Renaissance Faires from me? Then listen up... And support NPR while you do. www.ctpublic.org/show/where-w...

Just now, my eldest teenage daughter proclaimed "I hate A.I." My younger teenage daughter agreed with her. And I felt like I have succeeded as a parent. #SmallVictories #PayRealArtists

Have you ever come across someone so disrespectful while simultaneously being so astonishingly stupid and disconnected from reality? Sometimes it's quite stunning. Like seeing a shooting star. Full of gas.

Awww, The boys made me blush. But seriously, go buy one. You could buy it as a t-shirt, or a hat, or a mug, or pretty much most things I think.

16 years since I lost my Father 5 years since I lost my Tang Soo Do mentor 4 years since I lost my Magic Mentor 3 Years since I lost my eldest Brother It sucks that these are all amazing people who shaped who I became and they're all gone now. Some nights are just harder than others.

This loving man was shot protecting his husband after homophobes killed their dog and left the dog's skull on their porch and shot them while they were grieving. THIS IS WHY US QUEERS ARE STILL FUCKING MAD.

If you think that Celtic and Irish symbolism are somehow antisemitic, there's a technical term for you- A fuckin' idiot. You cannot make up someone's level of stupid sometimes.

When a producer says "I don't think your style fits our show" And what they seem to mean is that "Your act doesn't have enough card tricks, dick jokes, and Harry Potter references. Oh, and you wear a kilt."

I forgot to share my Ostara piece for the Spring Equinox! 🐇🐇

"Look forward to being there!" is not what you say about a funeral... Okay, you wouldn't say that about MOST funerals.

*Watching the Breakfast Club with our teenage daughters* *Ali Sheedy walks out after the makeover* My 14 y/o: "I liked her better before" Me: "There are two kinds of people in this world, kiddo. And you are clearly a product of your parents" #ParentalPride #RaisingThemRight

Every Catholic funeral I have been to has been a time-share presentation for Jesus first and a celebration of the person second. "I know your friend is dead, but here, have some snacks and think about the long term investment in this baby." *Slaps bible* At least the incense smells nice.

I have never rooted for main characters less than watching Yellowjackets. Hats off to the actors, because I hate everyone in this show, except the daughter and the dad.

"Adolescence" on Netflix is right up there with "The Imitation Game" and "Uncut Gems". It was amazing and intense and brilliant and I will never watch it again.

Every ounce of my being wants to see the new Naked Gun movie. That's it. That's the post.

💯🎯 #TransDayOfVisibility

Oh once May hits, it's gonna be a high gear adventure! Here's where #CelticMagic is going to be so far. Any date with an asterisk is going to be our big illusion show, including doing illusions at the first weekend of the NY Capital District Ren Fest & our triumphant return to the Maryland Ren Fest!

Thomas Raith from the Dresden Files

Hard agree. I know the guy worked out, but Houdini has been forced to do the heavy lifting in a lot of Magicians' acts for a century now.

Every time I see a Magician reference Harry Potter in their act, my soul dies a little. Not JUST because she's transphobic trash, because she is, but also because it has become the laziest plot device. Write better, gawddammit.

"The Philadelphia School District has announced that it will not follow an executive order from Donald Trump, and that it will instead continue to allow transgender athletes to compete on teams that align with their gender identity."

Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there. The show must go on.

When I'm working on losing weight and I go to the doctors office, and they weigh me with my clothes on, I just want to yell "No! Let me get naked first!" I don't yell that in public anymore for... reasons, but it's the principle of the thing. (Unrelated- Whole Foods is really uptight as a company)

"The Quick and the Dead" deserves love dammit

My brother Tony used to use a term concerning our current Cheetoh-in-Chief "Orange Shit-Gibbon" I miss my brother but I'm glad he's dead so he doesn't have to have an aneurysm from seeing what this chucklefuck is trying to do to us.

A day at the Brevard Zoo in Florida with @bellagreenwolf.bsky.social Dinosaurs, seductive kangaroos, kayaking, and finding Jesus. Definitely a good day.

After a weekend of great crowds at the Brevard Renaissance Fair with @bellagreenwolf.bsky.social and an evening of poker, I come back to this in my mailbox. @heyscoops.bsky.social ...Your stuff looks great in Green. #CoExistToPunishOthers #ThisIsAStatement#FrankCastleApproved#ProudAndPissedOff

It’s official: In the USA The Gulf of Mexico is now the “Gulf of America,” and Denali, the Alaska Native name for North America’s tallest peak, has been reverted to Mount McKinley. But we refuse to accept this change—Denali will always be Denali to us. #IStandWithDenali

When spending a long period in a strange place, it's important to make friends with the locals. #Bucees #Florida #BlendIn

When someone comes up in conversation and you go to their social media and you realize they blocked you... That's a thing. I don't fault them for doing so, it's always just jarring when you discover it. You will always be the villain in someone's story.

I will watch any set of West Wing episodes at any time. So I agree with this sentiment.

"The Traitors" is just one of those shows I will devour whenever a new season comes on. And Alan Cumming slays me in all the ways. And if you think we haven't watched the U.K., Australia, and New Zealand versions of the show, you would be mistaken. They're all gorram delightful.

...The Catholics are right behind me, aren't they? My last day in NYC for #APAPNYC We showcased, I booth-ed, I sold my Ginger butt off. It's one of those things where you may not know for weeks or months if it was worth it. But it felt good this year. #PerformerLife

Hard agree.

When your family knows you, and you're clearly a very specific kind of nerd. #magicshow #Performerlife #LiveTheatre #SoundTech #ProducerLife #Magician #NoRegrets

Blessed Yule and Happy Holidays from the GreenWolfs! I hope you get to enjoy the day with the family of your choosing!

ghosts of christmas from last year!

@bellagreenwolf.bsky.social and I decided to rewatch "The Drew Carey Show" while we're in the apartment on vacation. I am slowly realizing that 90% of my comedy personality may have come from this show and I'm not mad about it.

"Bad Mom's Christmas" took some of the BEST comedic actors alive, gave them the most two-dimensional characters possible and said "Go make a Christmas Movie" And it gawddammed worked.

When you get an odd bit of inspiration in your hotel room. Well, Hollywood? Get on it!

Blarney Castle has foolishly given me the "Gift of Gab". They didn't even check my ID on the way in. They don't know what they have unleashed upon the world. #GingerOnTheGo #Ireland #ThisBattleStationIsFullyOperational

Getting a little #Gay here in #Dublin. We approve.

Our flight is taking off 3.5 hours later than we initially thought, but when you meet a couple trying to go home who've been waiting over 48 hours & they're trying to get home to get the first checkup of their unborn baby- You feel yourself willing to fight a whole airport to get them on the plane