Mark Kaplan
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Microbiology/Immunology; voted funniest chair in the field, two years in a row. Profkap.substack.com
In my latest post I share a look back on my Substacking for the last year.
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Anniversary Post
It's been quite a year
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/anniversary-post?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
5 days ago
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My latest raving on leadership, decency and academia.
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Have you no decency?
It's time to start asking questions
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/have-you-no-decency?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
19 days ago
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In this weeks post, my (faux) interview with a new university president who share an interesting vision for the university's future.
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Interview with The President
The Two-Stadium Solution
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/interview-with-the-president?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
26 days ago
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Alexander Dent
28 days ago
This is a great ending to a terrible story
#Indiana
#IU
#Purdue
#fascism
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š¼ How many deanlets do we have to remove before we are finally free? The answer my friend is blowing in a zoom, the answer is blowing in a zoom. An approach to answering this question in my latest post.
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The Unscientific Method
I have my hypothesis!
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/the-unscientific-method?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
about 1 month ago
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𧬠Do you know how your immune system works every day? Immunology Explained, a new initiative from the
@aai.org
, makes it simple to understand how it impacts everyday health with clear, science-backed info. Check it out:
immunologyexplained.aai.org
#ImmunologyExplained
#ImmuneSystem
#Science
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Home - Immunology Explained
Understand how your immune system works with clear, science-backed insights. We empower you to make informed decisions and feel confident about your health.
https://immunologyexplained.aai.org
about 1 month ago
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I want to go back to living in precedented times.
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The chaotrope in our midst
Caught in a maelstrom of crisis
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/the-chaotrope-in-our-midst?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
about 2 months ago
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With the current state of censorship, I'm really asking "What can I say?"
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What can I say?
Iām really asking.
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/what-can-i-say?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
about 2 months ago
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In my latest post I discuss the problems with mainstream media and how scientists might be useful as trained discriminators of truth and fiction.
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Iām fed up and Iām not going to take it anymore!
Time to eat the press.
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/im-fed-up-and-im-not-going-to-take?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
2 months ago
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Even if time is money, spend a little reading my latest post on efficiency in academia.
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Time is money
And academia seems to be running out of both
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/time-is-money?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
3 months ago
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Jeremy Berg
3 months ago
Agreed, but... I wish this sort of coverage had been more timely. We need preventative care or early treatment, not documentation of an autopsy.
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Communication in science is critical. But top down communication in universities has been lacking.
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Communication Breakdown
Getting the word from on high.....or not.
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/communication-breakdown?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
3 months ago
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Has University micromanaging gotten out of hand?
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University Policy Update
How much do you use?
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/university-policy-update?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
3 months ago
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The attacks on science are so unbelievable that I often think I'm in an episode of the Twilight Zone, as I describe in my latest post.
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The Obsolete Man
I used to have a purpose
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/the-obsolete-man?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
3 months ago
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Thereās been so much resistance to accepted scientific fact, it was inevitable that a group of people would question the benefit of breathing. In this post, I talk to some of these folks, as they hold their breath.
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Breaking News - Oxygen: Is it REALLY good for you??
Following quickly after the recent cancellations of funding for mRNA vaccination technology that, in addition to infectious diseases, might have impacted the treatment of various cancers and autoimmun...
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/breaking-news-oxygen-is-it-really?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
3 months ago
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We've been surrounded by so much evil lately that I thought I'd focus on cartoon evil in my latest Substack post.
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Defining an Evil Genius
Thereās been so much evil in the news of late, I thought Iād take a break from raving about the evil attacks on science (and scientists) and instead focus on some cartoon evil.
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/defining-an-evil-genius?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
3 months ago
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Waggoner Lab
3 months ago
Cysteinyl leukotrienes are important drivers of the anaphylactic response to ingested food antigens
@science.org
Comment:
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Opening the gateway to food-induced anaphylaxis
Cysteinyl leukotrienes are important drivers of the anaphylactic response to ingested food antigens
https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.adz6439
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A short history of anti-sciencism and where we are in the US.
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Light in the Age of Anti-Sciencism
Maybe there was some good news this week.
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/light-in-the-age-of-anti-sciencism?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
3 months ago
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Author Bill Sullivan
4 months ago
Science in America is Dying. We Need Your Help to Keep it Alive. America canāt be great without support for the sciences.
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Science in America is Dying. We Need Your Help to Keep it Alive.
America canāt be great without support for the sciences.
https://medium.com/p/99f78ab122ee
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News reporting, in an effort to be fair and balanced, often distorts the facts. This has become normal and there are social media accounts dedicated to satirizing this trend. But sometimes I read something that is so blatant I canāt stand it. I read this todayā¦. 1/
4 months ago
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In my latest post I discuss efforts to take the P out of the EPA by dismantling the research division.
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Breathe deep the gathering gloom
As the attacks on science continue in the country, itās challenging to keep track of all that has been affected.
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/breathe-deep-the-gathering-gloom?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
4 months ago
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A few thoughts about one of my late-night heroes
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Late Night
When a comedic talent is canceled
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/late-night?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
4 months ago
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Itās hard being a scientist these days and Iāve captured that indescribable feeling that we are all facing in a new word!!
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Wissenschaftweltschmerz!
If you're a scientist, it's what you're feeling.
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/wissenschaftweltschmerz?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
4 months ago
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Waggoner Lab
4 months ago
BLIMP1 controls GC B cell expansion and exit through regulating cell cycle progression and key transcription factors BCL6 and IRF4
@cp-cellreports.bsky.social
@luoweicool.bsky.social
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What ifā¦.Dorothy was a microbiologist and she had to meet with the Dean of Clause. Read the conclusion to the Dean of Clause and get acquainted with Dean-splaining!!
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The Dean of Clause - Conclusion
There's no place like...academia
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/the-dean-of-clause-conclusion?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
4 months ago
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Taking a break from all the insanity with some fiction. The First part of The Dean of Clause. Itās a story that answers the burning question āWhat if Dorothy was an academic microbiologist when she visits a land like Oz?ā
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The Dean of Clause
Part 1
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/the-dean-of-clause?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
5 months ago
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In my latest post on Substack I share an inspiration to an upcoming story.
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Inspiration
Writers find inspiration in a lot of situations.
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/inspiration?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
5 months ago
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Recognizing the threats to science and their many forms is essential to planning a strategy to survive.
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The Barbarians at our Gates
My pipettor for a sword!
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/the-barbarians-at-our-gates?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
5 months ago
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In my latest post, I share a story inspired by one of my colleagues. But is it truth or fiction?
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The freezer alarm
Iād swear it was still under warranty
https://profkap.substack.com/p/the-freezer-alarm
6 months ago
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Mary M. Stangis, MS
6 months ago
If you have benefited from science and live in the US, please consider signing
@standupforscience.bsky.social
open letter regarding the EO issued on May 23rd!
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Open Letter in Support of Science ā STAND UP FOR SCIENCE
https://www.standupforscience.net/open-letter-in-support-of-science
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In these uncertain times, I am certain about my uncertainty. In my latest Substack post, the current anxiety in science.
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I have my uncertainty
One of the truths about being a scientist these days is that everything takes on greater meaning.
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/i-have-my-uncertainty?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
6 months ago
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We should have been doing this when the Tea Party first reared its ill-informed head. Free civics courses from Harvard including how to recognize fascism.
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Government | Harvard University
Browse the latest Government courses from Harvard University.
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6 months ago
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Gc Rox
6 months ago
All of NIH funding to Northwestern University is frozen. This pause includes noncompeting approved funding, new and competing grants with fundable scores. No reimbursements for money already spent have been received since March. This situation is rarely reported so please Please get the word out!
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Anxious Rage
6 months ago
The FDA is allowing comments on this change for TWO MORE DAYS. Iām doing this today and you should too ā¬ļøā¬ļøā¬ļø
https://www.regulations.gov/commenton/FDA-2025-N-1146-0001
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Sometimes technology is not up to the task. In my latest post, I share some mis-captioning at a recent conference.
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Use your words
Captioning science
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/use-your-words?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
6 months ago
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My Substack post on retreats following our latest retreat.
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Retreat!!
Getting away from work for more work
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/retreat?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
6 months ago
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Honored to have been named a Distinguished Fellow by
@aai.org
Congrats to all in the 2025 Distinguished Fellow Class
#AAI2025
6 months ago
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Naeha Subramanian
6 months ago
7 AM tomorrow! Science waits for no one! Join us bright and early for the RNA Regulation in Immunity session at
#AAI2025
in Room 313Cābecause your immune system doesnāt sleep in!
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Even the great stuff fades over time. My latest ravings on impact and transience.
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Itās not over until itās over
The transient nature of it all
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/its-not-over-until-its-over?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
6 months ago
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Edward Nirenberg
7 months ago
Demand his resignation and initiate impeachment proceedings you feckless cowards
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Lawmakers, health groups call on RFK Jr. to restore public comment on HHS business
Democratic lawmakers in Congress are pushing back on health secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.ās decision to suspend public comment on much of his agencyās business.
https://www.statnews.com/2025/05/01/rfk-jr-hhs-lawmakers-health-groups-call-resore-public-comment-richardson-waiver/
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What does a science PhD really teach you? The ability to say āI donāt know, but I can find out.ā
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I have a particular set of skills
The first step to using them is saying āI donāt knowā
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/i-have-a-particular-set-of-skills?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
7 months ago
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When governments interfere in the non-partisan publication of science, the current crisis gets even more dire, as I describe in my latest post.
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Journalistic integrity
Weāve been seeing a lot of letters coming from the government.
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/journalistic-integrity?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
7 months ago
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Eric Reinhart
7 months ago
The Trump regime is now using US Attorneys to intimidate academic journals by sending them letters demanding they explain how they ensure āviewpoint diversity.ā Journal editors should be public about this and coordinate to refuse to comply with these fascist tactics.
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Tia Brodeur
7 months ago
The Brodeur Lab is hiring! If anyone knows of an immunologist or reproductive biologist looking for a staff scientist position, I would be thrilled to be put in touch! (Must love the Midwest or be willing to for 3+ years).
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If youāve ever interacted with a dean, youāve probably had to try to see something through dean goggles. I discuss the lenses for this level of vision in my latest post.
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Dean Goggles
Youāve probably heard of beer goggles; the concept that after a few beers, everyone looks more attractive.
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/dean-goggles?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
7 months ago
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What happens when you mix two great mid-western departments in the remote countryside of Ohio? Only the most amazing retreat where we discussed bacteriology, virology, immunity, disease, and over a few drinks, solved all the world's problems.
7 months ago
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Termination of scientific grants and of scientists themselves is doing irreparable harm to the biomedical enterprise. In my latest post, I summarize some of the current and potential future damage.
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The Terminator
I remember a simpler more innocent time when the phrase āYouāve been terminatedā was a cheer line in the theater.
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/the-terminator?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
8 months ago
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Igor Brodsky
8 months ago
This is an understatement. We have already lost our scientific edge. Mass personnel cuts, lost grant support, gutting of pipeline programs, and the uncertainty about the future has already impacted our competitiveness and future generations of scientists. We just donāt see it yet. But we will.
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Very honored to have been named an AAAS Fellow. Thanks to my nominators and to
@aaas.org
for this recognition.
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7 IU faculty members named 2024 AAAS Fellows
The IU faculty are among 471 scientists, engineers and innovators who have been elected for their scientifically and socially distinguished achievements t...
https://news.iu.edu/live/news/44854-7-iu-faculty-members-named-2024-aaas-fellows-
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My latest post on the fear in academia.
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Capitol Punishment
Anyone who has ever tried to train a cat knows that positive reinforcement works much better than negative reinforcement.
https://open.substack.com/pub/profkap/p/capitol-punishment?r=19pmq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
8 months ago
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