Audrey is almost in full bloom!

Responses to my choice decades ago when I started a history degree: “You should go on Jeopardy” “Why would you do such a useless degree?” Turns out historians— real ones who went further and are way better at it than me— can tell the future.

Ozzy Man videos are usually so funny they’ll make you gut cramp from laughing. On a more solemn note, in the wake of the horrific shooting in 🇦🇺 he did a tribute video for those who lost their lives, those who were injured and for the everyday heroes who tried to help. youtu.be/oaXa30IfZMc

I got a pink Amaryllis. I named it Audrey.

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*Cough* AI

Happy Maple Syrup Day! Canada produces 80% of the world's pure maple syrup, and Quebec produces 91% of Canada's maple syrup. It is something that is quintessentially Canadian. This is its history. 🧵 1/12

AI is absolute garbage, the only people this helps is the rich, AI will cause consumer products, electricity and water prices to skyrocket. Data centres are hurting communities & consumers. AI is skyrocketing the price of RAM. Computers, phones and tablets could be next www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Lol 😅🤣😂

This is exactly what I’m experiencing at the moment. My job now takes much longer. I’ve gone from analyzing documents to fact checking mediocre AI outputs, discarding most of it and hoping the rest is correct because I know I’m going to miss something. I work in the field of law. I’m very nervous.

wait a minute how are the "your body has gone soft from not eating the raw meats of your ancestors" guys also the "the computer should summarize the big scary email for your inadequate brain" guys

some good rules for living in peace

Moment of levity.

In case anyone was wondering what the blackest fountain pen ink on the market is:

The young man’s face when he was asked by the team captain to share in the glory of the win. This is true sportsmanship. 🥹❤️

Such terrible events have unfolded over the last 24 hrs at Brown College and at Bondi Beach. It’s truly heartbreaking.

How I balance these days: there are lots of videos of baby animals and handsome firefighters over on Instagram. Needs must, folks.

An albino moose was spotted in Quebec 🎥 Via MadeInCanada / X ❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️ ❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️

I just got Whamageddoned. 😭 Stay safe out there, those of you who remain.

AI has already stolen my job.

Wow! I’m not going to speculate about one more crossing the floor. Even two is quite amazing. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Slower than expected??? It’s taken them 15 years just to get it moving!!!

Do not trust AI to generate accurate reports unless it’s your weekly shopping list and I would even check that. Use your brain and do the work. The fact that anyone would use AI for such a grave issue and not fact check is beyond negligent. www.theglobeandmail.com/gift/9dca123...

jesus would you look at the time

“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.” Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻

You will be visited by three spirits.

Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/

Is there anything like this in Ottawa?

Any publication still interested in real journalism should’ve left a long time ago.

"If I finish a book a week, I will read only a few thousand books in my lifetime, about a tenth of a percent of the contents of the greatest libraries of our time. The trick is to know which books to read." — Carl Sagan

“CBC Toronto reached out to the TTC for comment. The public transportation agency declined to say if the woman is still employed or on leave.” She shanked someone while she was on the clock, for Christ sakes! www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Ever notice in Disney films that the main caregivers are predominantly single moms?

Oh my lands! I accidentally just ate a marzipan chocolate. 🤢

I've spent tens of thousands of words trying to come to grips with the massacre at the #Poly, the longest evening of my life. I was there, it was cold, it was gut-wrenching. But the core of it remains: one pathetic little man with a gun can do more damage than the rest of us can ever undo.

Better to create than destroy. www.theglobeandmail.com/gift/9dca123...

Nailed. It. This is the kind of man you want leading your country.

I’ve watched the Poirot mysteries so many times. I’ve read Agatha Christie books over and over since I was ten years old. Also, if I find that I’m in an English village with an elderly woman l will leave. I have a crush on Colonel Race. He’s classy and debonair. And Miss Lemon is spicy.

I have real ethical and moral objections to AI. I’m sure I’m not the only one. Discuss.

Yes it is.

GAME ON!

I am going to CRUSH Whamageddon this year!

Holy smokes! I thought was about 8pm. It’s 5:25 and pitch dark.

Because when you’ve had a crap week and you need to write about it you use a pen worthy of the task.

You know those days where you can’t wait until they’re over? I’ve had a week of those days. FML!