Dub!

Miller time!

Great seats tonight; let's end this slide and get a dub!

And the "Hold My Ear" shirt, shit, we gotta do something

Breaking out an old Tatis hat in hopes of good luck - LFGSD!

"I hate when analytics show I've been historically bad for more than a year and people think it's because I'm old and washed" , Many Machado, probably

Losing streak ends tonight. I'm going tonight, Saturday and Monday, going to be a great time at Petco.

Regressing to the mean is no where near fun

Sung-Mun Song made his Padre debut a month ago and has since mostly rotted on the bench because Stammen wants to play a washed up ex-Phillie that has no business in the OF + also should be DFA’d and moved our 2x platinum glover to 2B

What a win!

We do nothing but let you do less is another patented Padres winning formula

This formula of doing nothing and then just winning is really something

Gavin Sheets was already top tenth percentile in Clutch before that homer, feels like he's going to end up in the top ten with all the Holy Sheets going down

wheeeeeee!

Amazing win tonight Padres!!

What's that Never Count Us Out video!? Amazing!!

Holy SHEETS!

Mason Miller is the first Padres pitcher with four strikeouts in an inning since…his current manager, Craig Stammen, on 9/24/21

It's so sad Mark Grant isn't announcing tonight, Bogie's check hit fits his narrative

King's almost ready, let's go San Diego!

Pregame lounging - LFGSD!

Ethan Salas, the San Diego Padres' highly regarded 19-year-old prospect, is at it again. The San Antonio Missions catcher led off tonight's game against Tulsa with a home run - his 4th jack in his last six games. @MissionsMILB @padres.com

Great seats tonight, LFGSD!!

Here's a fun one -- I think Jackson Merrill is breaking out despite his current 82 wRC+. His hard hit rates aren't great, but he has some of the best medium ball in play rates in the league. Add that to his excellent levels of foul balls and swinging strikes and it means he is a tough out. #MLB

If anyone is in Mexico City and needs tickets to today’s game (Saturday), let me know, have 3 available. Face value $120 each.

Looking for 2 construction laborers, send resume or work history to Brian at KCoConstruction dot com

Apparently I share bdays with Holy Sheets, that's very decent

Let's Go Padres, clap clap clap clap clap - what a win! On my birthday, perfect, no notes.

Typical 1-0 Colorado game decided by a walk

7 shutty - Vasquez shoves in the mountain air!

Dub!

Miller time!

That's Mr. France to you

Front freaking row (kinda) to see my Padres in Anaheim

There have been 3 instances in MLB history of a pitcher striking out at least 75% of the batters he faced over a span of 9 appearances (min 20 faced) THEY’RE ALL BY MASON MILLER!!   78.1% 9/26/25 to 4/10/26 76.7% 3/28 to 4/16/26 76.7% 9/27/25 to 4/14/26 h/t @EliasSports

What a time to be a Padres fan. I’m sure they’ll find a way to crush me again this year but gonna enjoy it while it lasts 👍

8 in a row!

Miller time!

Morejon is back!

So apparently I'm not going to the Olympics in '28

How do you not love baseball, my god #LFGSD

This

Ever fail so hard you end up doing a menial task just to get a win? I hung this flyer box today and it's the only thing that went right.

I know this won’t come as a shock to anyone but the guy from Kaplan’s show who had to apologize for being racist towards Mexicans also used to make homophobic jokes and also once threatened to “hunt down” a woman who said something he didn’t like on PT.

Front row, top rope #LFGSD

www.google.com/amp/s/ktla.c... My precious Castle is on fire, was supposed to go Saturday, that's not happening

Win of the year! (again)