Happy Dyngus Day to all who celebrate the beautiful Polish tradition of splashing your loved ones with water and yelling “Dyngus!” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyngus_...

When @drsandman11.medsky.social comes to town it’s a good time

This is 25-30% of hospital medicine

Today we are a house divided

Seconded

Happy birthday to the Washington Metro, which opened 50 years ago today with service on 4.6 mi of Red Line between Rhode Is. Ave & Farragut N. System now serves 130 mi. The DC Metro shows that, with good planning & enough investment, the public sector can succeed & build something extraordinary.

It’s not the most important thing in the world right now, but maybe we should just let firefly be

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

Jack Hughes after getting two teeth knocked out

This continues to be the greatest sports tweet

Me at puck drop at 8am

Bars are allowed to open at 5am in BC tomorrow for the Olympic gold medal men’s hockey match, so check with your fave pubs for opening hours.

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

I feel like Jack Hughes falls a lot when he’s skating and no one is talking about it

This is what Epic Haiku is like

Does biathlon mean twice an athlon or every other athlon?

Ok but for real the funniest line in Groundhog Day is when Chris Elliot says ”maybe he’s ok… well probably not now”

They say we're young and we don't know We won't find out until we grow Well I don't know if all that's true 'Cause you got me, and baby, I got you

To be fair, this happens when it’s not that cold out too, but this was just from walk from the car to the door

Cleaning out old screenshots/photos and this on got me all over again

Scrubs at the brewery is incorrect

I don’t care how many times I check, 28 does not seem like it’s only 14 away from 42

*clears throat *deeeeeeep inhale Borat voice: my wiiiiiiiife

Five years ago I replied to a funny doc from my hometown on Twitter and now he’s a dear friend and I’m so glad he’s the type of dude who will drive an hour into the city on a work night so we could hang out in person again

"it's all a sham, it's not on the level" -- @matthewcort.land is spot on, this is an antivax show trial by antivaxxers see also this NEJM piece by 12 bipartisan former FDA directors (35 yrs!): "it relies on the rigor and goodwill of the people doing the evaluation" www.nejm.org/doi/full/10....

Was looking at one of my dad’s old notebooks of 1960s medicine and there’s a printed out antibiotic sensitivity table in the back and it just says “yes”

So sweet And so cold

For Rocco

What fresh heck is this?

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

This but I got my covid shot and I don’t eat pork, so no ribs. Otherwise the exact same thing

Flames

People from Maine are never more excited than when Maine comes up. If we hear “Stephen King,” “lobster,” or “Acadia” we know it’s our time to shine

Reuppng this

A’ja Wilson is the best basketball player on the planet

ACOG reaffirms that acetaminophen is safe for managing pain and fever during pregnancy. No reputable studies support suggestions like those in HHS’s recent announcement linking acetaminophen use in pregnancy to autism; in fact, high-quality studies show no such risk. https://bit.ly/47Wxc59

We might be really excited for the nhl preseason to start @smstreit.bsky.social

TIL that a cruise ship will have an obstetrician on board if a traveler is > 24 weeks. I guess it’s in case they have to do a sea section

Relearning epic is like “ah, see you clicked on the notes section to see a note but you should’ve clicked on the section labeled notes”

I cannot pull off any of the Clemson colors, but they do look good on the field

This dude never heard of Samwise Gamgee

Don’t hassle me, I’m local!

A must-read, must-share piece - clearly deconstructing the shoddy science of the Geiers (who are inexplicably in charge of studies at HHS). Consider this an early warning for what lies ahead. 🛟🩺🧪 www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

what are your preferred oral opioids? CYP2D6 is required to activate hydrocodone, tramadol, codeine, and oxycodone this study found more pain-related ED visits in patients prescribed these meds who: - were taking CYP2D6 inhibitors - have less active CYP2D6 genotypes 🧵 #1/3 #EMIMCC #Pharmsky