entering my mid-30s next month

Can someone make me a bike helmet that looks like this?

personally postponing my observance of yom kippur till the next day because that's when I'll be flying back to the states and already miserable

one of my least favorite internet trends is when a famous person dies and everyone uses it as an excuse to brag about how they met them and post their pic with them

one barrier to me pursuing fellowship training is that I'd have to do a research year and therefore confront my PhD trauma oops

All I can ever think about vis a vis the modern ADL is this Onion Our Dumb Century article:

🇪🇸 another solo vacation where all I do is just kind of wander around a new city and snack

I think it's so cool that my work email doesn't allow us to copy and paste from emails, download attachments, or add it to desktop outlook, and makes use do 2FA for every single login. Definitely makes it easy for me to keep on top of work stuff.

wait this is so cute 😭 can't believe I'm gonna miss it

everyone in ICE deserves to --

"I'm where fun goes to die" -- Wednesday Addams is a UChicago alum confirmed

Blue cities should tear up the roads in front of ICE facilities and then start decades of community engagement and input sessions to rebuild them. Let's harness our core competencies.

not sure what to make of this lmao

Saw it. Heart-wrenching 😭

ok gays, have we seen The History of Sound? Is it good? I wanna see my favorite gay baiters smooch

residency is hard but at least I have this

“I want a large language model trained only on a small dataset”

Lesboomfette is pregnant but I can’t tell anyone yet omg

……..

Obsessed with the local angle

I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.

Two sleepy boys on our night off

I need to buy a floor lamp but I have horrendous decision paralysis. need an interior designer f*g boyfriend

spending my day off making little dotphrases for myself in epic

Jane Krakowski Oh Mary I am hyperventilating

why would I want to use AI in the grocery store app

Survived

TGIF but you have a Saturday 24

update: the squamous cell carcinoma went away with pimple patches

when does "A Little Life" get good because I can't get past the first chapter

not my building being the only one nearby that's "suspected lead" 😭

lol they cancelled the prescription because "we needed clarification from your doctor" (this is a medication I've been on for a decade and only comes in one dose and only has one indication, what on earth is there to possibly clarify)

Periodic reminder for my Chicago people: you can get a $50 rebate on an air purifier, and a $100 rebate on a portable induction stovetop www.comed.com/ways-to-save...

this diagram more or less represents the sophistication of my cervical exams at this point

Post a selfie + 3 items that would get knocked out of you like sonic rings

Went to the renn faire today and I feel like I SHOULD have enjoyed it but it really just seemed kinda weird and stinky

Today at the Chicago Triathlon the lead male in the Olympic race was nearly hit by a truck on the LFT during the run, and drivers were getting so angry at runners crossing 18th that CPD had to be called. The fewer cars on our lakefront, the better.

this, of course, happened in boston massachusetts

a universal truth: if the first pic in someone's dating profile is a group pic, the profile always belongs to the ugliest person

in my fitness era (took a ballet class and didn't feel like dying as much as last time)

love to be a doctor and temporarily lose access to my (generic) PrEP because my new residency insurance rejected the claim because they want it filled through the specialty pharmacy and it takes a week for them to ship it and I have to have a 10 min phone convo about hepatoxicity w a pharm tech

Someone buy one of these for me pls

how residency is going: this morning I convinced myself the zit on my temple is squamous cell carcinoma and that I'm gonna die

reviewing my patient's anoscopy results

last night I had a dream where I accidentally wandered into the cockpit of a commercial airliner and had to fly the plane and then air traffic control got angry at me when I had to land but didn't know the correct procedure 😭

Residency budget hack: save money on lunch by not eating it bc you’re too busy!!!

Need her in Yentl SOOOOO fucking bad

“The AI in the study probably prompted doctors to become over-reliant on its recommendations, ‘leading to clinicians becoming less motivated, less focused, and less responsible when making cognitive decisions without AI assistance,’ the scientists said in the paper.”

This particular summer in Chicago: