went to a party last night whose theme was this old mcsweeny's article

(Drunk in an uber) This is a political failure

She’s a lil snuggle bug btw… if u even care……..

The “performative male” framing is a right wing psy-op

I hope AOC announces against Schumer tomorrow

Watching this on repeat until Our Situation improves youtu.be/UxFvQEanqbQ?...

calling in depressoomf's SSRI Rx...I'm such an ally to the lgbtq community

Me when my senior residents are all in the OR and I need to ask a question about a patient on the floor

chicagoans who live near the el but drive... ontologically evil

Ordering mycophenolate mofetil TID, call that an MMF threesome

Woke up today to the news

AEW sickos uniting today 🤝

It’s her day

CARLY CALL ME I HAVE PLENTY OF SPACE IN MY CLINIC SCHEDULE!!!!!!

had birthday cake in clinic today and the nurse thought I just turned 25

Gay parties need to start at like 4pm. I can’t be going to beefwitch and doing postpartum rounds at 5:45am as things stand.

important life update: now a member of the Panera Sip Club

average call shift

Welcome to Antifa, Lori Lightfoot

Platner:

CTA bus drivers >>> SEPTA bus drivers and it’s not even close

Porcelain-Manuel Miranda

Learning at homosexual taco night that joomf is a convert….

my union a few weeks ago:

As judgmental as I can be, I feel really bad judging residency applications. :( I was just in their shoes and I don't want to be the reason someone doesn't get an interview.

nvm clinic starts at 9am tomorrow. life is worth living again.

*Tue 10/14. It’s the best way to get involved if you want to be physically present to assist on the streets in Chicago.

Facts.

I won btw.

if REI is a lifestyle specialty then why am I waking up before dawn for IVF

Going to a Chicago gay’s house and there are framed photos of them hanging out with 2019 gay Twitter personalities (aka their friends)

the reviews from gay guy music video night are in:

THAT director aside, Diane Keaton’s performance in Annie Hall opened spaces for women in film: what romantic leads could look like, dress like, sound like; that there could be a place for an oddball who wasn’t a screwball. That’s all her - Keaton was such a brilliant actress and icon, truly

I talk to a dozen+ strangers about their genitals on a daily basis and it's whatever but if I have to give a 10-minute presentation to 5 people my anxiety is through the roof. What's that about?

why did they call it a githyanki crèche when github was right there

Cotton Mather:

i love how none of my oomfs are defending that lady

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

just over a quarter of the way through intern year and I've already delivered almost 50 babies wow

how hard would it be to set up a google site to enable login using microsoft credentials (e.g. only allow access to a certain list of users)? currently scheming some upgrades to some of our residency materials

feeling a little bit better day by day, but I always feel worse at the end of the day than when I wake up in the morning.

Are women bourgeois?

getting chewed out by the mean attending for not formatting your progress note the way they like:

the way it turned aggressively positive before the eluent even reached the other end... stay safe out there girls!!!

me when I lie

entering my mid-30s next month

Can someone make me a bike helmet that looks like this?

personally postponing my observance of yom kippur till the next day because that's when I'll be flying back to the states and already miserable

one of my least favorite internet trends is when a famous person dies and everyone uses it as an excuse to brag about how they met them and post their pic with them

one barrier to me pursuing fellowship training is that I'd have to do a research year and therefore confront my PhD trauma oops