Karen Kilgariff and Jodi Lyn O’Keefe look like they could be long, lost sisters. 😮

Mandy Patinkin’s wife, Kathryn Grody, articulating the feelings of my heart. ❤️ (I accidentally referred to her as his ‘mom’ yesterday. 😅🤦🏻‍♀️) www.instagram.com/reel/DSVseXF...

If maybe all the FBI wasn’t doing bullshit immigration duty they could find the Brown murderer

If I somehow win the Powerball jackpot tonight, I will be buying the rights to create a remix of ‘A Milli’ called ‘A Billi’. 😂🥰🤞🏻

I forgot to share this at the time but, I just went through my camera roll and rediscovered Jabba The Shrub from Halloween. 🤣🎃

How is this not an Onion post 😮‍💨

I will never forgive trump voters for the rest of my life

I thought the Truth or Dare sketch on SNL tonight was another nod to The Hunting Wives but, they didn’t mention it. 😅🤷🏻‍♀️

Knowledge is knowing that I have to put the dishes away one by one; wisdom is doing it in a particular order so it doesn’t flip and throw my once freshly washed silverware all over the kitchen. (…again. 😅🤷🏻‍♀️)

… and he SERVED ✨

So not only were we busy telling the world what we were doing on insecure Signal chats, we were shooting down our own people at the same time. It has costs to put incompetent people in charge of national security, and I fear we are just beginning to pay them. www.businessinsider.com/navy-warship...

ICE In Minneapolis MN

Biden: So, folks, that's my message to all of us today, to all who love our country, to all of us are dismayed by the present state of the union: it's time to get up, get up and fight back. Get up. Continue to fight. What's the fight all about? Protecting the constitution.

A “Dressbarn” in Muncie, Indiana had been named the inaugural winner of the FIFA “Most Super Glamorous Parisian Haute Couture” award.

If I got Truman Show’d, there’d be a LOT of scenes of me walking into a room and just standing there in a daze like a Sim for 30 seconds while I try to remember why I’m even in that room.

CARTOON OF THE DAY

Just finished s1;e1 of ‘Your Friends & Neighbors’. Great pilot. It’s making me want to do another rewatch of The Riches. 😍😭

Me picking up the dishes of dog and cat food from the counter: “…nahhh. I need to switch. The cat food has to be in my faster hand because, in spite of visual evidence to the contrary, that bitch can throw hands…” 🤣 #StillScaredOfTheCat

All pedantry is bad EXCEPT doing a weird involuntary shiver when you hear someone say “Christopher Reeves.”

@jdubswokeaf.bsky.social Hey girl! 👋🏻 I hope you’re feeling okay! 💗

💥 War crime or murder 💥 There’s no third door here. Hegseth is cooked and they all know it. www.instagram.com/reel/DRxJ0Rf...

Every Thanksgiving, I’m reminded of how much I love the Meyers family. 🤣😍 Seth is married & Josh is probs out of my league but, if they have a less successful cousin who still gets invited to holidays, I’m trying to marry him. 🤣🥰🤞🏻🤷🏻‍♀️

What does it take to find a vacuum that actually sucks??? 🫠😭 I haven’t had carpet in so many years that I forgot about the struggle. I need one of those vacuums from my childhood that sucked up every pine needle and a pound of tinsel every year like it wasn’t shit… 🤷🏻‍♀️

It just dawned on me that I’m not even 40 yet & I have a hardcore favorite jigsaw puzzle company. 🤣

Sometimes I really wish there was an updated edition or app version of SceneIt because I LOVED that game but, then I remember we no longer have such a homogenous entertainment culture and realize I probably wouldn’t even recognize half of the clips these days. 🫠😭

A truly eloquent patriot in Elgin, IL. 💙💪🏻 He brought tears to my eyes. www.reddit.com/r/illinois/s...

Alix & Val’s Argentine Tango was breathtaking! 😍 I don’t think a random person would have been able to tell which is the pro. 💃🏻👏🏻 #DWTS

Every time the announcer says ‘Alan Bersten’, I actually hear ‘Ellyn Burstyn’ and have to check myself for getting confused. 😅💃🏻 #DWTS

I don't know when or how the final collapse will come, but this isn't a regime that's sustainable until January 20, 2029.

Hours after Border Patrol swept through Charlotte, protesters filled uptown with courage, not fear. They marched peacefully, stood united, and refused to be intimidated. Charlotte showed up. And it showed strength.💪

Now I’m going to be sad if Stephen Colbert DOESN’T buy the Psychedelic Healing Shack in Detroit… 😅😭

Glen Powell throws the same kind of vibes as all of my closest male friends have over the years so I’m semi-parasocially convinced we’d be BFFs. 🤣

My love for game shows goes back so far that I still actively fantasize about being a contestant on the game show, Debt, hosted by Wink Martindale. My special category would be Gilmore Girls. I’d crush it. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️ I still have dreams of going on the GOAT, though…

Fun Fact About Me: For nearly the last 20 years, every single time I’ve thought of a random fact about myself/had one pointed out to me, I’ve immediately mentally pivoted to to classifying it as small, medium, or large ‘baggage’ based on the former tv game show as hosted by Jerry Springer, Baggage.

Rosemary & Garlic-marinated lamb shank. 😍 It already smells amazing and it hasn’t even started cooking yet.

#Pinks #ProudBlue But what about HIS EMAILS? You gotta LOVE the irony!

Any man who is still wondering why is a part of the reason.

The number of times I’ve jumped because I’ve accidentally scared myself while dancing and seeing myself in a mirror is not few… 😅💃🏻

Life Pro Tip: When considering a new wall plug-in scent, if you accidentally touch the tip of a prospective new fragrance to your nose, everyone else you meet that day will potentially smell like a sexy, rich Mahogany & Teakwood-infused man. 🥰 #WhenSmellYaLaterGoesRight

Lou Diamond Phillips doesn’t get nearly enough cred for the perfect line walked between comedy and being terrifying when he had his arc on Brooklyn 99. 😅🤣😍

“Mothereffing Each Individual CrockPot Chicken Breast At The End Of Your Fork For Not Lying Down As You Wish (& other shit a totally sane person does…)” Possible autobiography title. 🫠😅

“I think 13-year-old me would be proud of me…” she says while snuggled down in bed, smiling, sharing alternating bites of over ripened banana with her elderly dog. 🤣🥰🐶❤️🍌

BREAKING: President Obama Makes Veterans Day Surprise open.substack.com/pub/demwinsm...

Starving people is a weapon of control. So, too, is controlling and attacking the media, attacking science and higher ed, and using the military against citizens and innocent people. All weapons of control.

What about a business named ‘We Want Beefy Speeds!’, named in homage to Brooklyn 99, that helps the elderly to navigate tech?

Mike Johnson cannot contain his absolute joy after SCOTUS stops SNAP payments for November. Knowing that 41 million Americans will go hungry on Thanksgiving while Republicans feast warms the cackles of Mike Johnson’s dark Republican heart. #ProudBlue