if you want to befriend me irl you must know that i am a fucking dork. whenever my friends kiss me i say “golly” out loud.

just finished Bridge to Terabithia. i am not the same person i was 163 pages ago.

I'm always saying this

Preds that eat other preds my beloved <3

let it be known that ian hungryonmain became a man in the eyes of the state at 10am on a wednesday

about to experience the light of god in real time #demonslayer

Controversial opinion, but I think trans people should feel safe here on bluesky, and nazis shouldn't.

Inner workings <333

Comics are best enjoyed together~ Check out The Rock Cocks, An erotic punk rock odyssey! 1,000+ pages and going, uncensored and free to read! rockcocks.slipshine.net

i should be heavy and stretched out with an overdue set of twins. fuzzy tummy straining against the weight. body shifting around the mass. always at some level of panting and exhausted. someone knock me up NOWWWWWW >.<

just sang Wake Me Up When September Ends to a bar full of drunk gay people and someone hugged me in tears after. i think this is what the presence of god feels like.

always tip* *the cute food service worker into my maw

today in HOM’s Catholic Store Shenanigans: a local relic-showing con man was talking to a woman with the cremated remains of a pope in a necklace, and i just had to sit here and listen to them talk about the placebo effect miracles they’ve experienced. here’s a pic of the pope dust for proof

Your Favorite Snack is Potato Chips: 💲 Costs money 😩 You hafta go to the supermarket 😔 They run out constantly ❌ Inconvenient Your Favorite Snack is Your Friend: 🤑 Free food 👍 Just go their house anytime 😋 They wiggle on the way down 💗 They keep coming back so you can savor them over and over

my parents have a weed man-turned-family friend and he brings his mom over sometimes. it’s a surreal honor when the weed man’s mom calls you “muy guapo”

got another tumblr ask #vore

I never thought I would see this in my life, and that they’re making it immediately generic so it’s affordable is making me want to cry

Paypros still haven't receded. We need to keep exhausting them until they give up. Letting them win wouldn't be the death of just furries but the entirety of the internet will be controlled by paypros if we let this slide.

Stolen from tumblr

I want 2 fat boys.

this is my fucking kryptonite.

average hom experience: wake up, write a shitload of words abt how much you’re hurting inside, roll over and go back to sleep, work alarm

You gotta keep talking about the issue! Paypros havent reversed their policies on Itch or Steam yet! Keep talking about it, keep contacting influencers, news outlets and legislators about the issue! Keep it in the public consciousness!

ride a cowboy #furry #nsfwart #nsfw #art #yiff #gay

The Missing Sacrament Draws the Curious Eye of God Upon the Land Called Eclipse Valley (acrylic on canvas, painted this evening over the course of three hours)

"In this new copy of Self-Made Man, we talk to the son of mammon himself. Patches the G.O.A.T. of lust and how he found his pride as a trans man and continued to raise the bar of self-love." An Incredible magazine com I got from the legendary @mustachemutt.bsky.social I love it so much💕💕💕

trust us bro #myart #nudity #censorship

being a pressure stimmer and easily overheated is such a bullshit combo. what do you mean the weighted blanket makes me sweat. it’s supposed to be The Good Sleep Guarantee Device

Being "wholesome" and "non-problematic" and "vanilla" won't save your ass if you're a smut artist. We're all going to be affected, so stand up for your peers even if you don't like their themes because censorship is going to kill art and then ourselves. -A "wholesome, non-problematic" smut artist

I think this lip sync tutorial can still help many, so here you go :)

male counterpart all done.. I’ll do some little colored pics later. might make it an open species. #nsfw #nsfwart #futa #ovipositor #oviposition #sketch

UK folks - reiterating that it's super important that you download Wikipedia for offline use like now-ish if you want to guarantee you can keep having that incredible resource!! www.howtogeek.com/260023/how-t...

Tiny gay men tiny gay men @hungryonmain.bsky.social

Ride em' cowboy.

lizzy has got something to say about the death of art inherent in the dominant culture's denial of all expressions of sex. apropos of nothing. Catch more fire @rockcocks.bsky.social pages on Slipshine!

watching Psycho Goreman with @gingersnapsbakery.bsky.social and it may genuinely be one of the best campy horror movies ever made

To echo others: that MasterCard is proactively reaching out to its advertising partners to try and blunt the impact of the pressure campaign is one of the surest signs the pressure campaign is having an effect (and after just two weeks, too!) Don't let up! Call/mail their asses!! #SaveSpeech

spending vore day at the porcelain throne bc i got real sick after 1:30. every 20 mins like clockwork jfc. i think the stress may actually kill me

cw gross partied too hard and threw up last night. blew my nose after to see a gummy worm and half a piece of sausage having blasted out. and then the nosebleed began. the moral: no jello shots after 11pm

the ancient texts must be honored

I drew a mini comic for Vore Day (8/8) with no vore in it

Got myself some beach art drawn by whimsighoulll.

I’M HALF DRUNK IN THE KARAOKE BAR AND FORGOT TO WRITE SOMETHING FOR VORE DAY DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT

Shoving my entire head in a dudes ass so I can french kiss his prostate

i genuinely expect to be out of a job by the end of the month so uh. writing comms are open! $15/1k words, open to sfw and nsfw.

Gonna take this one step further and say if you draw adult content and don't support sex workers you should stop drawing adult content. If you are working with/accommodating someone's sexual fantasies with intent to arouse, you ARE a sex worker. Period. End of discussion.

you ever get so fucking mad that you start applying to jobs as a sort of stress ball

dunno the source for this but this is neat

The Itch/Steam thing dropped off the trending tab. Therefore it's time to remind you again to swamp the payment processors with more calls. If the call volume dies down in under a week they aren't going to learn their lesson. Make them regret it.

this on top of the fucking collective shout bullshit bro at a certain point it's like do we keep hounding these freaks with phone calls over and over again every time this shit comes back for the rest of fucking time or start hunting fascists for sport