happy thursday [🗡🐾 ] [ #furryart ]

We're not a good person, not a person at all. We are a beast and wish to show you what a monster does better than a man ~

Where do we see ourselves in five years? As a threat, ideally

"You know what? Just set off the trap..."

Deep urge to be someone's spoiled and pampered wolf pet

A dog/wolf you can pet

Apologies we've been really angry and sad lately. Your regularly scheduled wolp will return shortly.

Wanna thoroughly rough up the smarmy asshat who glorified the idea of the artist that somehow is more skilled when they have mental health issues. No being a anxious mess that thinks everyone hates you doesn't make you a better artist, practice does.

There needs to be more than one body of us so we can make sloppy with someone who also deals with their depression through intense horny desires.

Make it first! Make it good? Eh fuck that noise. Have it make you happy first.

Physically being a soft fluffy wolf would fix everything that is wrong with us

We assure you whatever bad things you heard about us... pale in comparison of what we will do to you ~

points.. badger husbands. they own a bakery.

Can we bite you? 😳👉👈

Life goals suck some cock under a skirt or kilt

Mood

We try to think of how to properly preypost because we do tend to have that mood in waves. We suppose our fear is putting ourselves on a metaphorical silver platter. When typically we only want folks to eat us when we A) Trust them B) make us horny/vorny C) or some spectrum between A&B

Gender is a performance and we're ... insatiable

The upside to calling us daddy is that the system tends to claim you as a whole thus you get many daddies of varying evil

Our stomach is filled with people that love(d) you ~

Are they, you know, ΘΔ?

Teach a man to love a wolf and he will be food for a lifetime

Everyone at the cocktail bar is staring at us because we knotted you. Why else would they call it a cocktail bar?

@zdarlight.bsky.social suggested we make a porcupine. We made one ~ Dunno what we're doing with him just yet but he exists ❤️

While we have been very wolf/'puppy' brained we welcome referring to us as any species currently within our pool of selves. Or hell refer to a species you may wish to inflict sheer chaos unto you, unknown creatures may be lingering in our ecosystem.

If you see this, post an anime you love. Serial Experiments Lain

We run on blood and wolf men and we're all out of wolf men ~

Screw it, if we rate you a 7 that also means we have intense interest in drawing your oc.

The river spoke our name and thus we knew who we were A soul of plenty A fire of passion A beast of fur Teeth and bone Desire and need All things bleed back into our hearth The warmest part sparks the way Our tail sways A pack of others, kindred souls Each fragment makes up the greater whole

Thicker folks with charming personalities hit our feed and we resist the goblin within DMing the person(s) in question telling them how much we crave them to an intense degree. Its just that like we know it would be super off putting to just DM someone 'your belly and personality make us horny'

You passed the system's vibe check. Ready for our digestive check?

Thinking about being monster food, but also wanting to be the monster

Sometimes we hear the things we'd say to people in our head and could completely understand how someone might think we are utterly terrifying. But we find a kind of joy in being a weird, kinky, unashamed, freak of nature and nurture

We do regularly fantasize about depressing/moody music being played alongside our ocs/selves, how could you tell?

dating app idea, we eat you yeah that's it, we just nomph you up and you sign up for your fate

Our digestion is slow, painful, and merciless are you sure you want us to eat you?

Thinking of making an oc where their entire personality is fixating how big and fat their ass is

Being a big dumb animal feels so good

It's therian day, so you're bound to pet me and I'm legally allowed to bite you

If you could see us as any species what species would you like to see?

We need to do more with our synth dragon

We don't know where this reaches but not only do we as Americans deserve better but better is inevitable as long as you're willing to fight for it. We don't need to settle for less.

Polycule merges into a cerberus and all can't stop being horny and making out with each other.

Friendslop, yeah that's what happens to friends when they churn in our big fluffy wolf orbs, our big brutal man mulchers, our people pulverizers, our lunar crushers, our cum capitulaters , our devilishly dickish devious demonic dude doomers, our lupine fine gonna make you mine orbs

We treat men like cheap gas station sushi. Snarf them down quickly and hope it doesn't give us food poisoning later.

Devil on our shoulder is jackin' it to the fucked up thing we're going to do to you. Angel on our shoulder was swallowed whole long ago.

Deer preds 💖

Big noisy gut dont matter :) for @russelbuck.com

We can be your nightmare or we can be even worse than that there is no 'us at our best'. This is as 'good' as we get.

A-are plural systems that use 'our' communists?