YEAH YEAH GOT THE FROAKIE IN AREA 16!!

what do you FUCKING mean thrift stores (including good will) are using MOTHERFUCKING gen llms to price items great! Now no one can buy anything THANKS

They should make a show about me but I'm a cool dragon who eats everyone and dies happy because I ingested too much gold, which is a hallucinogen for dragons.

if a game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet, it automatically gets +1 point

ravenous rabbit (bunstoppable, do not attempt to impede)

I hear there's some kind of superb owl being celebrated? That's a real hoot!

Fumkin cold

the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style

Buy my friend's aaaarrrt

I wish i had talked to my partner in crime instead of getting bitter. But that was over a decade a go, I've grown so far beyond that. Communication is key, kiddo.

That...that was the whole point...

Parker comm for. @push1nupd5yz33s.bsky.social "Also i have like no where else to put them and like next to no money for food this was like... this kind of just works best for me you know? idk... you wouldnt do the same thing?" "...NO NOT AT ALL!?" "huh... Well i guess everyones different..."

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

New poster for "Dorohedoro" Season 2. Broadcasting begins on April 1, 2026.

"Dude nintendo put me in their game hahahahahahahh" -parker during the pokemon direct in like 2019 or whatever the fuck

Please continue to call your representatives about these bad internet bills! www.badinternetbills.com

Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.

pred with a skull collection in their bedroom because they're annoying and hard core like that getting close to needing to get rid of it because all the skulls talk shit about them through the night.

Is this anything: Two t-girls trying docking I call that dry docking...

.......WHAT........IF....

*takes hit, doomscrolls for a while. Realizes I still have most of a bowl* Oh right THAT'S why you take breaks between smoke sessions

Remember to be a good dog ^w^ #furry #furryart #art

Why do you think lamb and mutton is so absent from the American diet? The brits love a bit of lamb but over here it's like we are deign to eat such things unless it's special occasion Was our sheep farming just not that big a business?

gang I sorted my Medicare shit out in one morning on the phone. Then I went to the library and printed forms for my DRIVING PERMIT Uh, yeah, looks like I'm makin' big moves.

why did he have to fall off bro bring back fucking domo kun

i haven't done a proper promo for my Patreon in awhile, so i've updated my graphics to reflect what i've been up to this year! i'm taking care of my sister while she goes through chemo, so supporting my Patreon helps me out more than ever right now. i appreciate it ♥︎ www.patreon.com/sfemonster

@hungryonmain.bsky.social You

i hate you if you use ChatGPT or AI. incase you needed that cleared up.

Calling my reps for the millionth time about KOSA and the screen act, at least I have my script memorized ATP. I use the 5 calls app to easily find my reps!

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

My cat is asleep on my shoulders

People trying to get immortality through money and fame where the real way to gain immortality is to have a funny voice that's easy to do impressions of.

Today I'll be going....TO THE LIBRARY

[C0MM] They never warn you about the curses!

i think wealthy people should start keeping artists in their guest houses who puts out a couple huge paintings a year so they can be like “look at the bible fanart my gay lil twink did” again as a status symbol

Loot drops after defeating me: > 1-3 mugs of coffee > A black hoodie > Weed >A lighter + toker poker >2-3 sketchbooks in various states of completion >a can of beans

Bong rips.... And coffee...

In So-vore-iet Russia breakfast is you

Glad we have the studies to prove that not doing coding impacts your ability to code. No really: the more actual paper we have to back this shit the more we can throw it in techbros' faces

Me when I don't live in the UK and can say that JK Rowling worked with Ultra-Pedophile Jeffrey Epstein to help spread transphobia to further his schemes of disenfranchising the transcommunity and expand human sex-trafficking with absolutely 0 repercussions

im not concerned about misinformation about jk rowling considering she has spent the past 10 years sitting alone in her mold filled mansion spreading misinformation about trans people. idgaf. she is a massive pedophile and went to pedophile island with her best buddy jeffrey epstein

A... Aurora Vorealis!? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your mouth?

JK Rowling has not tweeted since openly denying that her team invited the world's most notorious child rapist to a kid's play despite evidence directly disproving her claims

New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped

I WISH EVERY TRANSPHOBE A HAPPY DIE :3

more laptopsta :3 now with sensory heatmap!! she's got quite an adjustment period ahead of her...