Wow. Even Bluesky is homophobic now.

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you're dressed as sexy mothman prophecies??

Yup the CC ❤️

Delayed gratification is waiting until the week before Halloween before rewatching the greatest cinematic masterpiece ever made - Death Becomes Her.

It happened again. I appear to be attending a cruising gym.

Nothing like a woman to ruin a three way jerk off in the gym stream room 🫠

To daytime boredom’s wank or not to daytime boredom wank?

I believe today is the rapture??? (Wtf) but honestly, Can’t come quick enough.

Lazy Sundays (are a thing of the past when you’re renovating a house 🙃)

Sorry not sorry. Bop.

Mornings

I’ve been absent (sorry BBs) but I’m cosplaying as masc and renovating my new house 24/7Sp it’s liveable. Horny antics to resume in due course.

And they say romance is dead

Home renovations make me feel a certain kinda way.

Wore me O’Neill shorts today and didn’t get cat called once. Travesty.

I’m still hungover from this just take me out back and put me out of my misery please and thank you fuck punctuation

Myself included, of course.

One great thing about festivals is all the hot guys in slutty little shorts.

Same, Compact Dryer. Same.

All Together Now this weekend and I cannot wait. I don’t even care if I see any bands; just want to set by my teepee drinking cans.

I’m a simple man. All I want is a tropical island, an adult only hotel, a sunlounger, a cocktail, and a cash pig to pay for it 🐽

Working from home is hard and dickstracting and [insert penis pun]

This. But now.

Gays thirsting over those Conor McGregor nudes is really something else. He’s a racist, rapist, homophobe, far right violent piece of shit. Girls, ye need to raise their standards a bit.

Just trying to wash my hands but k

So lonely 😢

Someone who followed me a while back and likes a lot of my posts, actually ghosted me when I was younger after we had sex. 💅

I have a problem need sorting.

Surprisingly fun even though I’ve seen the movie a gazillion times 🦕 🦖 📙

If you see me at Pantibar later… no you didn’t. Unless you want to kiss.

Happy pride, gays and theys 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Today’s #fcf is particular splendid for this years Dublin Pride.

I can always use an extra pair of hands

The only appropriate clothing for this heat 🫠

Had the audacity to think I could do a halfhearted leg day after two months off. I can’t walk. Send snacks.

It’s his day

You can't be trans ally and consume anything new related to Harry Potter. If the mold sniffer is getting money, you are supporting her and no one else.

Ok so just started Clair Obscur and my first impression is that the main (presumably) character is a piece of ass.

It’s Friday somewhere (or not, who cares)

⚠️ PSA ⚠️ I *always* want the link to the alt.

I started a list for Irish nudes, let's make it grow! Then you can pin it to your feed.

Haven’t been able to work out much recently so have to celebrate the pump when it happens.

The reviews are in.

My husband is abandoning me (selfishly) for two weeks (for work) and I honestly don’t know what I’ll do with myself.

Boycotting anti-queer businesses might seem futile, but it really can make a difference — just look at Target. Every dollar that Rowling doesn't earn on her new Harry Potter series is a dollar that won't be spent lobbying against trans rights. corporate.target.com/press/releas...

It’s called self care

Bluesky really pushing the adult diaper kink on me for months.

We made it

I’m off work next week and have literally nothing planned. Im so incredibly excited to rot with my Xbox.