Happy Fat Cock Friday with this extremely low effort post. #FCF

I had to stand on my tippy toes just to bring you this Fat Cock Black Friday #FCF

When the mirrors are tiny, and the only window faces the neighbour.

This lighting is terrible.

Sunday slaps anyone?

Who's coming to eat the Halloween leftovers?

Oops, facing the wrong way.

These underwear have a preview window.

Possibly the only time I'll do monochrome Monday, cause I like colour too much. #MCM

Did someone say #SCS? Pity I missed #FCF

Exhibit A: Actually soft Exhibit B: Internet soft

Be more like the sun (All over my dick) #FCF

Before I eat all the cakes.

Who's joining me in the shower? #FCF

Dick? On a Monday? I heard video might upload better now.

When there's no full length mirror and you have to stand on the bed. #SCS

Do you ever feel the stress leaving your body and the horniness entering? #SCS

I'm still busy, but you can take your time. #FCF

When you accidentally find good lighting

Thirsty?

When you're too busy to get naked, you're too busy. (I have been too busy) #FCF

Another side of me.

Oops, I fell out. What you gonna do about it? #FCF

I guess I just have to take care of this myself. #FCF

I accidentally wore some clothes.

I heard y'all like dicks. #FCF

What's the best pose to say "suck my dick"? Is it this one? I'm a visual learner.

When you really want to see another dick. (I haven't slept properly in days). #FCF

Plenty of room in this bed.

I hope this phone is waterproof.

I bought these shorts online and they're not what I expected. Is someone really into this sort of crinkly material?

Okay it's Friday, get to work. #FCF

This is how you're supposed to wear shorts right?

I should really stop taking almost identical photos, but here it is again.

Pretending I have muscles for Fat Cock Friday. #FCF

Happy Fat Cock Friday, they need sunlight too. #fcf

I don't believe in monochrome Mondays cause I think you should see my pink bits.

New harness, who dis?

Adding to the random mirror collection.

What a beautiful day outside for vertical video to still get put in a horizonal box.

A, B, or C?

I started a list for Irish nudes, let's make it grow! Then you can pin it to your feed.

Let's take it to the balcony. Happy Fat Cock Friday #FCF

Finally I fit in a bath

Why don't you climb over my balcony?

I'm on holidays, who's gonna suck my dick every day?

Oops my dick fell out

Testing the zoom lense

What a weird place to have a dark line on a mirror

Greetings