Biggest group of fucking pussies alive.

If there’s anyone who, when dead, we should absolutely shit talk, it’s that piece of human garbage McConnell.

Holy fucking god sports are stupid.

I have largely talked shit about soccer these past few days, but that was fucking incredible.

The NHL Draft playing out like it did for the first 3 picks makes me SLIGHTLY less mad at the Byram trade. But only slightly.

I don’t understand why the Cleveland Browns and Chicago Blackhawks and Seattle Mariners literally exist only to make me sad, but I sure wish they would stop.

So, the Blackhawks are just going to be shit forever, huh?

I will always love Jonathan Toews.

Nothing is more deflating than seeing a video of Trump and having him not look like he's on the verge of death. All I have are those clips of him nodding off and his dead hand to get me through. When he actually has a little zip, it feels farther and farther away. So depressing.

www.maptap.gg June 15 100🎯 99🔥 95🏆 95🏆 95🏆 Final score: 959 Not a “share scores of dumb games I play sometimes” kinda guy, but this was an all timer for my dumb ass.

I went to a fucking K-12 dance recital this weekend. It lasted an hour. I saw at least 6 programs and 4 empty bottles on the floor in the auditorium on the way out.

I am so excited to be sad about hockey again. Thank you, hockey, for being over. Can’t wait to hate the Blackhawks again next year!

Hahahahaha. Carter Hart is crying. Fuck yes. Thank you, hockey gods.

God, it rules that Carter Hart shit all over himself in the Cup Final. Shoutout Brandon Bussi.

Me when Bluesky is the sports app: hell yes. This is why I’m here. This is why WE’RE here. This is the best! Me when Bluesky is the sports app and it’s soccer: please just let me die.

This is a real “why don’t they build the whole plane out of the black box” ass tweet, but have any of Spurs, Knicks, Canes or Knights ever thought of just pretending they’re losing by a seemingly insurmountable lead and playing hard right away?

It’s crazy how fucking terrible every single thing in the world is now.

The official position of the government of the United States is explicitly and overtly white nationalist In domestic and foreign affairs. This is a change from being implicitly and covertly white nationalist.

One of the most pathetic loses I have ever seen.

All time Spurs collapse here. Absolutely incredible.

Oh wow who woulda thought

I don’t really have a dog in this NBA Finals fight, but Trump’s dipshit orange ass jinxing the Knicks into losing tonight and the whole series would be fucking incredible.

If I got hit like Taylor Hall just got hit there, I would literally explode. My god.

Carter Harrrrrrrrttttttt you dumb bitch.

I hate Vegas and especially Carter Hart, but it’s definitely going to be pretty funny when Marner wins the Conn Smythe. The hockey gods love tomfoolery.

The NBA Finals and the Stanley Cup Final have been absolutely incredible so far.

Second under par round in a couple weeks, after previously doing it twice my entire career. Bought some used Japanese blades off eBay. Apparently they were the key to this whole fuckin’ thing.

When Anthony Keidis of Red Hot Chili Peppers fame said “can’t stop addicted to the shin dig” I really felt that.

God, playoff hockey is something else.

I still can’t believe Vegas challenged that call. What a dogshit move.

Oh sick, we're doing that thing where Trump doesn't show his fat fuck orange face for a couple days and everyone pretends he's dying. There's no such hope, friends. He'll outlive us all. Accept it. (I hope you're right though)

'Recognizing' Pride Month on the socials is so fucking performative, it's insane, but it means something to someone and that's enough to make it matter. Just one more reason for me to finally kill my Browns fandom that's been hanging by a thread for 3 years.

I am very sad Myles Garrett is no longer a Cleveland Brown and I am now completely at a loss for why I would watch them again in the next 5 years. And I don't even know why I watched them in the previous 5. Or 20. I hate sports.

I think it’s more important to be vocal about things in places that “regular” people frequent, so I generally shut my mouth around here and leave my proselytizing to Instagram or Facebook. Places I know that people who disagree with me will see it. Not the echo chamber of this place.

there's really only two kinds of near future: one in which guys like this are systematically broken on the wheel for the many crimes they have committed, and one where they walk free. only one of these is a viable future

me and the boys are going down to the quarry to chuck rocks at the night sky for making us feel small

I bought some Japanese blades on eBay and took them out on the course right out of the box. Will my putter hold up its end of the bargain? youtu.be/hvAs4OKQAgE?...

GODDAMN!! #AEWDoN

Shot 70 today (on a par 71) and that’s pretty neat. I have had a Peach Crush in my fridge awaiting a social occasion for weeks. Happy to crack to son of a bitch open tonight. May you all have a Peach Crush Weekend.

The last like 15 minutes (real time) of this Spurs and Thunder game has been unwatchable. The NBA is so fucking bad when it’s bad and so good when it’s good. Insane that they have games where they just blow the whistle 45 times a quarter.

On the tube

Played a golf round and told the dude I was in sales and he asked if I was looking for a change. Tell him all the time that he (and who would eventually become my manager at this place) completely changed my life. From middling to thriving. All because of a fucking DECEMBER golf round in ND.

Not enough people hate Carter Hart. More people should hate Carter Hart. Go Avs (yuck)

Who could fucking possibly want this

God, I hate this Seattle Mariners baseball team more than when they were just always awful. At least then I didn’t waste any time watching them.

RIP Mark Furhman, the last cop in American history to get in trouble for being racist

As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website

Hard not to think about Demidov in a Blackhawks jersey. But at least they took the worst D man in the league instead.

It’s absolutely insane how people give a shit about the NFL schedule. Truly bananas.

It’s “I Cum Blood” by Cannibal Corpse