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Played a golf round and told the dude I was in sales and he asked if I was looking for a change. Tell him all the time that he (and who would eventually become my manager at this place) completely changed my life. From middling to thriving. All because of a fucking DECEMBER golf round in ND.

Not enough people hate Carter Hart. More people should hate Carter Hart. Go Avs (yuck)

Who could fucking possibly want this

God, I hate this Seattle Mariners baseball team more than when they were just always awful. At least then I didn’t waste any time watching them.

RIP Mark Furhman, the last cop in American history to get in trouble for being racist

As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website

Hard not to think about Demidov in a Blackhawks jersey. But at least they took the worst D man in the league instead.

It’s absolutely insane how people give a shit about the NFL schedule. Truly bananas.

It’s “I Cum Blood” by Cannibal Corpse

Smell ya later, Minny. Maybe next year. Go Wolves.

Holy lord, MacKinnon.

this website has to engage in a ridiculous discourse about whether or not it is good every 8 days. so i think we can clear it up. it is not good. it is largely annoying. many people on here are antisocial weirdos. but im posting with my pals on it. so net positive.

how are these two friends "I'm building a glamorous ballroom!" "This generation's cum sucks!"

I’ve said this before and I’ll probably say it again: We could have had smarter fascists. No fascists with power would’ve been better. But since that ship has sailed, at least the fascists we got are undermining their own attempts at consolidating power.

I am an extremely casual NBA fan, but it kicks so much ass that I can’t watch half the playoffs because they decided to paywall the games. What a sick viewing experience. Fuck Amazon and fuck the NBA.

In case you missed it yesterday and you're having an unproductive Friday, here's me finally taking the sim golf channel outside. Check it out! youtu.be/alLGG9r9RTY?...

I wasn’t going to make any outdoor golf videos, but here we are. It’s cold, the camera kinda sucks, my swing definitely sucks, but I think it worked out alright. Check it out, if you have some time today. Thanks. #golfsky #golf youtu.be/alLGG9r9RTY?...

I will stop bitching if this is how the draft plays out.

Back in November, I saw Keaton Verhoeff play in person. I told my wife that, at the time, he could be the 1st pick of the draft. He was wildly unimpressive. Nothing stood out at all. Not that he can’t change that, but I was hyped and just immediately let down. Stoked for him to be a Blackhawk!

Sure is fun watching all these young NHLers have productive playoffs while the Blackhawks had too many poor wittle babies to make a leap this season. Awesome stuff. Huge fan.

I have “A Profound Hated of Man” tattooed across my inner bicep. I don’t think it would be a problem because all of my policies would reflect my hatred of people, thus there would be no surprise.

This makes me want to fucking die.

I’m not quite done with One Battle After Another, but the constant music is driving me insane. I think it might be good, but I’m not sure I can deal with this shit much longer.

I generally feel disconnected with my peers and the common man in general, but sitting in a conference room of 3,000 people, watching people seal clap a bunch of AI bullshit is probably the peak of that disconnect. I feel like I’m on fucking Mars right now.

Fuck, I don’t much care about the NBA, but I sure hope Ant is alright. That looked gross.

As a society, we have to move past Pat Macafee.

“Competence porn.” Jesus fucking christ.

Fuck. I wanted Tate in Cleveland, even though they are 9-13 players away from being decent.

Every year I see tens of thousands of people at the NFL Draft and I wonder what went wrong in these people’s lives.

Felix Hernandez had 180 starts of at least seven innings while allowing two or fewer runs. He had 169 career wins. Go mariners

There are a tremendously depressing number of empty seats in Carolina for OT 2. Wow.

Tage Thompson and his MAGA hat can suck my fucking dick, but go Sabres.

I don’t know if Erik Johnson calls games for any teams, NHL or otherwise, but he is terrible at this. I know you just gotta hire old, bad hockey players for this role, but, man. He is not good.

God damn, these Stars jerseys suck. I don’t really care for their green Blackhawks rip offs, either, but these are ass.

Exactly one year ago today:

Holy hell, Bedard. What a pass.

God, this Blackhawks team is putrid. Just pure ass, after all these miserable years.

Someday we’re going to have to justify to our kids and their kids that we didn’t just kill these AI fucks when this all started.

God damn, this always hits.

People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god

Hello there! I may have done a shitty job ‘promoting’ this video, as I thought maybe it would do better. But alas. And that’s fine, I just thought maybe this one would catch fire a bit. Because I did make a hole in one eventually and I thought it was awesome. Maybe you will too.

This may be a hot take, but I’d give about 40% more of a shit about the Masters if ESPN stopped playing that fucking “Georgia, Geooorgia” song. That song sucks shit.

It’s taken 13 games for me to just completely hate this Seattle Mariners team. I’m not saying I’m right, I’m not saying they’re awful, I just hate the vibes so much. Like an unbelievable amount.

Every couple weeks, my bank emails me and says they’ll give me $2,500 dollars if I open a different checking account. The account in question has a $250,000 minimum. Email team obviously does not have access to balances. I think they’re just trying to hurt my feelings at this point.

Americans suffer from a desperate need to believe in the inherent goodness of the American electorate--the idea that a voter in 2024--after nearly a decade of unfiltered, widely broadcast, deeply fascist rhetoric from Donald Trump--was simply "tricked" by a Facebook algorithm or a Fox News segment.

Odd situation, kinda looking for advice, kinda venting. I accidentally became important at my job (I work in sales). Part of my sales job has been working with the service team to figure out how to make them better. In that, we have identified some strategies that would make some slight changes

Normal Tuesday. Got a few meetings today but not too many. President's threatening to genocide millions of people and there are folks flying around the moon in the fucking sky. Gotta take out the garbage later

My younger sister has been dating a dude for a bit. Met him a couple times, seems fine. Went to his house today and he showed me around 500 Pokémon cards, some graded. Spent 40 minutes talking about them. Might have a new best friend.