Gonna retweet this once. What else are you doing, sitting with your beautiful family after a delicious meal? You could be watching a complete stranger hit a shit ton of golf balls into a screen!

Here is episode 1 (of 1?! of 13?!) in my Hole in One Challenge video. I'm going to hit around 100 shots a night until I get it done. Videos will be posted every couple days to give me time to edit. Check it out and watch me slowly lose (what's left of) my mind. youtu.be/cv4k3vS9RwY?...

Sick country we have here.

Since it’s snowing, I started sitting in my sim, trying to make a hole in one. I figure I’ll hit around 100 shots a night until I make one. I already have 100 (ish) on the board and that video will be live tomorrow. If you think I can do it and want a chance to win 20 bucks, pick a number.

why won't he die? why won't they die? why don't they all just fall over dead. everyone living someday has to die. today is a good day to start something new. something new like no longer living. them. not you, not me. but him. and them. why won't they die?

Man, shit can kick so much ass if we just fucking let it.

I hate this fucking Blackhawks team so much that it may carry over into next season. Holy shit, just end this bullshit already.

I love(d) Cal Raleigh but it kicks so much ass that he fucking SUCKS after that WBC bullshit. Good for him.

I completely understand that the 2025-2026 Chicago Blackhawks are dogshit and miserable to watch, but I cannot believe how often the broadcast has to talk about past players and teams. Jesus christ. We get it, guys, they used to be okay. Shut the fuck up.

Anyone else come to this app and see people RTing accounts you already follow? Like I’m not seeing the posts originally, but I am seeing them once someone RTs. That shit sucks.

And, let me tell you, they have been absolutely horrendous at bats. Clown shit.

I completely get it, but it is so quiet in MSG right now during this Blackhawks v Rangers game that you could hear a group cheering for a kid making his NHL debut. My god. Wasteland.

I am not emotionally or physically prepared to stay up until 11:40 to watch the two best Mariners fucking strike out looking in the bottom of the 8th of a 1 run game.

Me: Dom Canzone is seriously their god damn opening day DH? What are we doing here? Dom Canzone: suck on this 2nd homer, bitch

Brendan Donovan hits a homer in his first Mariners at bat and I have a new favorite player. They show him in the dugout and he’s wearing a “thin blue line” headband. Back on the market for a new favorite player. One fast milkshake duck right there.

Good loorrrrrrdd that was a terrible night of TGL. All them eyes tuning in for Tiger witness one of the worst nights of the season. Hilarious.

What a putt. That’s the game. Get em next year, Jup.

Frondell a -1 forty nine seconds in. Welcome to the Hawks, buddy boy!

Frondell for the Hawks tonight, Tiger back in TGL, no snow in my yard. Big fuckin’ day.

Tiger out here dripping like a faucet already.

🗣️🗣️🗣️Make them putt everything in TGL!

The 2001 Seattle Mariners grew too powerful, and so the world’s leaders united to do 9/11 and stop them. With the 2026 Mariners poised to make a deep run, will western civilization itself be sacrificed to prevent their success? This and more in my 2026 Mariners Preview Issue

My conspiracy theory is that ‘the elite’ know we’re completely fucked and they’re hoarding wealth to flee / bunker down. I don’t think it will help, but I think that’s the plan. Doomed.

No more apropos guy to be the final out of a dying empire than a Roman.

This Blackhawks game is my fault. Told my wife I wanted ti make sure to get home in time to watch it. Never any doubt they were getting blown out. I know better. Hand up, on me.

Hey, if you’re watching the TGL Playoffs tonight, maybe you’ll enjoy my sim golf tournament in honor of my dead friend! The golf is pretty bad! You’ll love it though! It comes down to the last couple shots. Check it out (and listen to a couple of my old bands, too) youtu.be/LDTgJlEmlBM?...

I was going to buy Revolution, but Max says my provider won’t let me. Directs me to the AEW website, which tells me to watch it on HBO. Also said YouTube is an option, but it’s 10 dollars more. Nothing annoys me more than me trying to give someone money and they fuckin’ yank me around.

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

It’s 2026 and IGN’s homepage currently has a “Best PS2 Games of All Time” list prominently featured. Christ, we are just doomed to live in this nostalgia slop driven hamster wheel forever.

Even if AI could write a novel what problem has been solved? The problem of knowing what you’re reading was written by another person? Who loves reading novels but hates the part where your mind briefly and mysteriously touched another?

This is a much, much longer video than usual, but I just did whatever the hell I wanted to do with it. Hope it works for you because I love it. youtu.be/LDTgJlEmlBM?...

If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job

A friend of mine has sent me 5 texts this morning about how Elon is going to put robots on the moon and save the Earth with rare minerals from asteroids via “asteroid capture.” I don’t know when I lost the ability to be so naively optimistic. Maybe I’m just jealous that he still has hope?

For the 6th or 7th straight year, I cannot fucking wait for this stupid Blackhawks season to be over.

I’m a little disappointed that I accidentally spoiled the greatest TGL match of all time for myself before watching it, but I’m glad no one told me that Tom Kim fell over in his ace celly. Absolutely electric.

Forgot I signed up for Starz to watch a movie. I was just charged after my free, so I went to cancel. I had to click ‘continue cancellation’ 5 times and they eventually offered Starz to me for a month for 1 dollar. Just no shame anywhere anymore, man. Pathetic.

Decided to dust off (literally) some very old clubs and put them to work in the sim. Can I break 70 at Mammoth Dunes with clubs that you wouldn’t even touch at a garage sale? Only one way to find out! youtu.be/nAfFZSdzi_g?...

Sure, the match was over, but would you like to see Colin Morikawa make this 8 footer for eagle? Well FUCK YOU. it was conceded. Feel the excitement! The match is now over! TGL, man. What a mess.

André Burakovsky is exactly who we thought he was. Dude SUCKS.

I think about this constantly. This could be so beautiful if we just let it.

Blank Check, John Wick 2, John Wick, and Apt Pupil.

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

I didn’t really care that the Blackhawks are back tonight and even missed the whole first period, but it’s nice to hear Rick Ball again.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

Love that my iPhone can either screen every single call from a non contact number or it can let every single call come through, but it can’t just fucking automatically ignore something it already labels “probable spam.” Great stuff.

Holy hell.

I don't know if this is a "good" song, but holy fuck is it powerful. I haven't stopped thinking about it in the 4 or 5 days since I first heard it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sER0...

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I hope all those Minnesota Wild fans who spent the last 5 years on their high horse any time the Blackhawks were mentioned anywhere enjoyed the State of the Union tonight.