I think it would be funny if Alex Karp died in a public and horrific fashion

I love China and the Chinese Communist Party ♥️♥️♥️

It's cool how the guy charged with making the government more efficient doesn't even have a working website right now

Getting called the r slur by a 22 year old Python dev with an Adderall addiction and chronic inceldom isn't how I thought I'd experience the death of the American empire but here we are

How many nice posts do I have to make to get rid of this rude label? Puppies are awesome! Everyone should get candy for free! You should always respect the people who hold power over you!

More like the Kansas City Queefs if you ask me

(Marty McFly playing a Sleep Token song at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance) Marvin (into phone): Hey Chuck it's your cousin Marvin! Marvin Berry! Hey you know how you're looking for a sound that fucking sucks? Well listen to THIS!!!

U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia Ed Martin follows Adam Demuoy aka Microchip, Federal Informant who plead guilty in secret to conceal his identity to testify against Douglass Mackey aka Ricky Vaughn

Maybe this is doomer mindset, but in light of the whole Elon dismantling the federal government mess it's become incredibly clear to me that none of this shit can improve until a few more billionaires get got.

We could probably round up Elon's pre pubescent lackeys in an afternoon and be rid of them. He'd try to replace them but we could just keep doing it.

If there are history textbooks in the future they'll refer to this era of American history as The Golden Age of Scams

Apparently I've been assigned a "rude" label on this website. The oppression simply never ends. Why must I be forced to suffer? Is it such a crime to be the world's last honest man?

Tech stocks taking a bath because some folks in China figured out how to make an LLM using a 2009 Sony Vaio laptop they found in storage is one of the funniest things that has ever happened

He's completed his transformation into Joe Manchin

The AI bubble was inflated based on the idea that we need bigger models that both are trained and run on bigger and even larger GPUs. A company came along that has undermined the narrative - ways both substantive and questionable - and now the market panicked that $200bn got wasted on AI capex

The Kansas City Chiefs and the Philadelphia Eagles are back in the Super Bowl

You can't keep doing this bit when we already watched Israel agree to the ceasefire at Trump's behest.

I call her Brianna Poo on account of how she stinks

“not working for ICE is privilege” “not stocking AI authored books is ableism” do you guys hear yourselves how did you get this way. you should fix it.

if i was instructed to censor the gestapo forces i’d start to wonder if i was one of the bad guys

I think killing this guy would actually be too nice

Someone should drown Sam Altman in his own bathtub and launch EMPs at every OpenAI data center

Xiaohongshu? More like XiaoHONKshu cuz that app puts me right to sleep.

2025 officially is poised to go off the rails as David Lynch's essence has returned to the ether and could well be directing our reality henceforth. RIP, dude. You should get and stay as weird as possible in his honor.

RIP to a legend

Paramount should have let me run the Better Man marketing campaign. I could have tricked at least $40 million worth of Americans into thinking the hairy CGI creature with addiction problems was Robin Williams. By the time they figured out they were had the movie would be over.

That Neil Gaiman article is one of the most damning pieces of journalism I've ever read. He's truly a horrid man.

Not sure how many of you are familiar with the repellant Twitter user known as Howling Mutant, but something I find interesting about them is how anytime they're accused of botting or using alt accounts to boost engagement, they go completely silent. Something to think about!

California law enforcement to conduct training on "Involuntary Celibate Extremism" later this week

Vaxxed?

jeffery epstein killed himself too soon, all he would’ve had to do was going on joe rogan, come out against ‘wokeness’, be pro-trump and a bunch of conservatives no different than clapping seals would start worshipping him

Workplace shootings are about to make a major comeback

we had a great 8 years of it being acceptable to be publicly queer but the right tapped into their hysteria and are trying to push us back decades. this is why the left warned of relying on rainbow capitalism because their support was about profit above all else. the solution is for us to not hide

Peace Peace never changes

I hope someone takes a pair of red hot knitting needles and shoves them in each of Chris Rufo's ears.

Representative Escobar is honestly saying people didn't sound the alarm quickly enough? It's the same bill "the groups" warned Dems not to pass last year! Does she not have object permanence?

Astounding that Sam Altman has managed to fool anyone into thinking he's smart

BREAKING: Donald Trump announces intent to arrest and execute the Hamburglar as the first official act of his second Presidency

Really funny that the conservative line on RealPage seems to be that they're not doing collusion because they told some landlords to decrease rent last year. Yeah? They gave the ok to decrease rent AFTER they found themselves under active legal scrutiny for collusion? Wow. That's crazy.

Vaxxed?

Apparently the workwear guy over on the other site gets really worked up if you try and press him on a bad take. Who knew?!

Genuinely can't wait to see the Blue MAGA spin on what Barry is doing here

(noticing the looming specter of death just over my shoulder) I know my haters are loving this!

Okay but for reals 2025 is coming in piping hot with zero subtlety

LAFD Spokesperson: We're sorry, we're doing everything we can, but we're short on supplies and manpower. LAPD Spokesperson: (pulling down sleeve to hide membership tattoo for a gang called "Civilian Killaz") We will shoot you dead in the street like a dog if we catch you outside your own zip code.

"omg did you see the new Matter enabled smart fridge at CES" You bolt awake in your home in Cambridge, Massachusetts. It is 1927 and you are Christian Steenstrup, lead engineer on the General Electric "Monitor-Top" refrigerator, and you have changed your mind. Smart appliances cannot come to pass.