This is your reminder that Sam Altman SA’d his 3 year old sister when he was 12, and continued to do so until he was 21.

@comill.bsky.social Hello there you magical creature! Stupid question: On the theatre kids ep of Assumptions with Jinkx, where did you get that top??!?!?I covet. Thanks!

So I am pretty sure I saw debris from Artemis II hitting the atmosphere last night. During reentry, I was outside. I saw something that looked like a shooting star, but it had fire behind it. Like a firework shooting in the sky but WAY high up. I am on the east coast, so I doubt it was the capsule.

To relax I read Canadian news where the current outrage is one guy in Quebec who cut his maple syrup with sugar. It’s charming. US News: War Criminals and Pedophiles Run the Government and No One Is Stopping Them Canadian news: TABARNAK, THIS BASTARD IN QUEBEC WITH HIS FAKE MAPLE SYRUP MUST PAY

Never thought I would see the day where I would be on the side of The Church.

Also happy first contact day to those who celebrate.

The Scary Godmother has crafted a spell for you and your loved ones and I’ve made it into a print! If you weren’t able to get one at C2E2 and you need a bit of magical whimsy, you can get one (and other spooky goods) here- www.thescarygodmother.com

“Forgive them, Lord, they know not what they do, for they walk through this world in toe-crampity shoes”.

Sarah is one of the coolest pocket friends I have. You should support them.

Bobs Burgers covering Joy Division brings me much joy. youtu.be/L2UzKWC9CfY?...

Dimenson 20 On A Bus Is the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

Very happy to have the #ArtemisII livestream so I can spend at least a little time pretending I live in a better universe where this is the biggest news of the week. The biggest news involving rockets, even.

If you are a parent and you are expecting your children to be your emotional stability / take care of you when you get older - don't. ESPECIALLY if you weren't there for them. I am seeing some of the older women in my life who do nothing but do nothing but sit at home and complain, instead of living

"I loved the books as a child, and I’d say their message of friendship, courage, and imagination is more relevant than ever—please treat this as my official stance and disregard any contradictory statements I’ve made on social media, at least until my accounts are deleted."

I was watching last weeks @secretsleepoversociety.com and they were talking about Beanie Babies and if they could make a come back. The way you do that is simple: Give them stats and battle them.

RIP Nicholas Brendan. Xander will always have a special place in my nerdy heart.

@thatbronzegirl.bsky.social parasocial check in. I hope the move is working itself out.

There should be awards for actual play. @luiscarazo.bsky.social deserves all of them.

Shared this on my art account.

If you all put as much energy unmasking pedos as you did unmasking Banksy, this world would be a safer place.

The fact that Hulu stopped the Buffy reboot, but keep airing the Mormon wives trash shows you just how much we are devolving.

Sinners Was Robbed. Frankenstein was robbed. Both were masterful, and the cast/crew deserved all the awards. This is why I don't watch award shows.. it's all bullshit.

Watching “Inside the Manosphere”. Ugh. I wish I could get my sister to watch this so she can understand why I worry about my nephews.

When your child Naruto-runs out of the house at 2:17 a.m. and disappears into the darkness, you need a Ring cam up so you can show the footage to Josh Brolin. Ring: For When Your Kid Does A Weapons

Re: Kristi Noem's firing.. This is exactly what they want to do: Put women in there first, they follow the insane orders from the men at the top, and then when shit goes south, they fire the woman. I loathe Noem, but she is a small cog in a big sexist machine.

NJ needs someone like @katmabu.bsky.social . Perhaps to dethrone Booker.

just when I thought I got this song out of my head….

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

Watched the ANTM documentary on Netflix last night. The 90's/ early 00s were a completely different animal, and looking at it through a current lens is so interesting. But I call bullshit on the excuses they were using about it being "a different time" and "they didn't know". /1

Here we go again. youtu.be/QnbJbWA-n_s?...

I really do love flower arranging.

HAPPY PANCAKE DAY!!

I appreciate Obama in a lot of ways, but moderates really are a problem, especially ones who are profiting from a broken system.

People really need to watch “Don’t trust the B in apartment 23”. This was some of James Van Der Beeks best work. youtu.be/AEV-jJ07C_g?...

The fact that Macaulay Culkin steals spoons is endearing and warms my heart. For those of you who don’t know, taking a spoon from public spaces has always been a thing of mine.

Why is asparagus the vegetable associated with valentines day? Nothing says I love you like your pee smelling funny.

They are throwing dildos at ICE. Operation Dildo Blitz is in full effect and I could not be happier.

The whole franchise is rotten.

This is a pretty good bit.

Brain break

Heads up, team! New DHS funding bill deadline just dropped... Friday, February 13th Get calling. 🔥📞🔥 Updated script @ 5calls.org abcnews.go.com/Politics/hou...

I had a light bulb go off in my fish tank of a brain this weekend; part of the reason I find looking for a career or figuring out that aspect of my life is because I don’t understand corporate jargon.

We spent $100,000,000,000 in 1999 fixing Y2K. I am starting to think it was a waste of money.

I’m not crying, you’re fucking crying.

This is a hard one. She is one of my comedy influences. Gutted.

Melania will return… in Avengers: Infinity War

BPAL will definitely be participating in the national strike on 1/30 in some capacity, TBA (we still have tech matters to iron out from last week's). We must keep up the pressure! In the meantime, here's a poster Tom made from a vintage photograph.

I have noticed since USPS changed their postmark date system (which is just another way to suppress votes), Any packages I have ordered that is shipped USPS has no tracking info. The packages hag for days with "Label created", even though they are with the USPS facility.

Donated to MN Immigrant Law center, and called my Senators. My call to Senator Kim was to thank him, since he has been great. My call to Cory Booker was to tell him to get off his cuck chair and do the right thing or be primaried.