Have a fabulous Friday! We’ve made it!

If releasing the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency needs to end.

When one tries to kill time, it doesn't die easily.

can u imagine not getting ur dog a RABIES vaccine bc ur worried ur dog will get autism like 😭 these ppl r so unserious

He canceled her Secret Service protection to stop her book tour. What a fragile, little, rotting mango.

Trump called COVID a "democrat hoax" too and we lost over a million Americans.

Jesus said to rebuke the wealthy. Not make the wealthy, wealthier, because they say all the racist, xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic, ideals you identify with.

Yegito 6

I guess I'm too old for this game.

Minor wins in life. Bath and Body Works brought out their new Halloween scents in July! This one is a combination of cherry 🍒 coke, vanilla, and cemetery! Its so good!

I swear the Steelers are insane this off season. You get rid of Pickens for nothing when you would have had a spectacular WR duo, sign Mr. Too Old and Too Crazy as QB, and seriously overpay TJ Watt. Is their upper management a Trump support-oh. It makes sense now.

One instance when I hated to be right.

I knew we were cooked as a society when everyone just sorta decided they were sick of dealing with Covid and everyone just decided to pretend like it wasn't a thing anymore.

Same thing with crime stats, stolen elections, and “great healthcare plans.”

One of my best July 4th memories: working in the ER at ORMC. We had one patient who became intoxicated and fell backwards into a fire pit. When I introduced myself he yelled at me "I JUST BBQ'ED MY ASS!" I couldnt help but step away and laugh.

MAGA has already begun prepping for the 2026 midterms.

The swing that got Cal Raleigh his 35th HR @mariners.com

For those of you losing hope, just know we are in the EMPIRE STRIKES BACK timeline. The Return of the Jedi is coming soon!

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy. I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

As Trump has completed his revenge against Americans who had the gall to vote against him or prosecute him, I am proud to say I was always a member of the rebellion. Hopefully I get sent to one of the better concentration camps where the bears are.

Not a drill! Cheesecake Factory has a new Cheesecake!

People voted away their medical and food benefits because they were scared of a woman in power and also terrified of a transgender person using their bathroom. Happy Birthday America! 🎂

Lisa has had to defend her seat twice, in doing things wildly unpopular with Republicans. 1. Voting with John McCain to save the ACA. 2. Voting Trump Guilty in the second impeachment. She IS an R in an R state, she is not always going to vote the way you want.

Supremes say parents can opt out of letting their kids listen to LGBTQ stories. Can parents similarly opt out of kids listening to stories that DON'T have LGBTQ themes or incidents? 🤣

LISA did what she had to do for the Alaskan people. It was either going to be her or Collins that got the deal. And rural hospitals in Alaska literally mean life or death.

The name "Alligator Alcatraz" reminds us that America is currently run by adults who are like malicious, giggling children using magnifying glasses to burn ants.

Actually non voters are getting what they didn’t think could happen

Thanks but no thanks. If you have the Confederate flag in your profile pic I dont want to be your friend. There are lots of things that show off southern pride- fried okra, peaches, pecan pie, biscuits and gravy- none of which carry with it the association of the fight to keep slaves.

Give Lisa some credit for not just blindly voting for Trump garbage, she protected her people, that's her job.

"He's donating his salary!" (Completely misses the millions grifted via tax breaks, shoddy merchandise, stays at his shitty properties, golf trips, and selling his influence as president) Smh

Squid Game Final Season was absolutely brutal, the ending was stunning.

I have to wonder if these people showed up to vote they may not be protesting now.

You can't call immigrants lazy moochers looking for government handouts and then round them up at Home Depots where you know they are looking for work. You can't say immigrants don't follow the rules and then round them up in courthouses where they are following the rules. Get your lies straight.

This sounds like me and yes these are my favorite colours.

Akkaw akkaw

Biggest laugh of the day.

In conclusion: It does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty.

Jesus said: 1. love thy neighbor 2. welcome the stranger 3. feed the hungry 4. take care of the sick 5. rebuke the wealth horders MAGA is 0 for 5

Félicitations Coco!

Had to share because if you understand BOTH references, it's hilarious!

I bought the single "Type Dangerous" because I love Mariah but it'll never be a hit. Its neither a catchy pop tune or a beautiful ballad. I'm not exactly sure what style of music this is, "soft rap" maybe? I give it points for uniqueness.

Just so we're clear, No, we're not with the drug-addled, delusional billionaire who polluted our election, just because he's now fighting with the vile, traitorous, felon-r*pist he helped place in power. Sincerely, The Left

DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas? LUTNICK: Generally 10% DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8% LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

I'll be taking a break from the Steelers this season. I don't think I can come back from rooting for the opposing team to clobber my own quarterback.

When Crosby and me made the drive from Seattle to Anchorage.

See if you can get all 5 without Google