Astros…

That was a SWARM of a field rush lol

NOT GOING TO KEEP THEM OFF THE FIELD TONIGHT

The Astros STEAL HOME on a double steal 😳

Look at that perfect loaf

Love getting a fine from our HOA for weeds that OUR NOT ON OUR PROPERTY

Wait why’d Meyers get scratched?

Whoa! This is a case that’s absolutely tragic. I’m so glad there’s closure for the families now.

Helped my parents pick out new phones and transfer everything over and oh boy do I need a drink now

Proud of these current Aggie student journalists 👍🏼 What a great question! 👇🏼 “What kind of System is the Board of Regents running where the opinions of politicians seemingly matter more than those of students and faculty? “

Feels like it’s been forever since I’ve gotten to say this ASTROS WIN!!

Astros with a lead? Time to buy a lotto ticket

What happened to the Astros mentally? Good lord

I’ve had anxiety off and on the past couple of days so we’re watching Clue tonight

God fucking dammit

I still despise the mariners

I had been switching over to my new phone this evening so I’m just now seeing the Astros score. wtf yall. This season just needs to end.

Every accusation is a confession. This is political indoctrination—the exact kind they accuse the left of.

Pretty sure I inhaled and swallowed a bug on my run

NEWS: Robot umpires are coming to MLB. The league's competition committee approved use of the Automated Ball/Strike Challenge System (ABS) starting in 2026.

🚨 BREAKING: Texans cut a Super Bowl champ. ⠀ The Texans released safety C.J. Gardner-Johnson on Tuesday, ending a short and rocky stint in Houston: bit.ly/4nbc5Rk

I’m still laughing that I was in Stillwater for his last game. The fans were not happy with him at all and let him hear it

Can’t believe I was present for Gundy’s last game lmao

My inbox blew up overnight after publishing this. Faculty at Angelo State are NOT happy.

So what time is the rapture? What will the excuse be this time as to why it didn’t happen

LOL

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

Fred VanVleet torn ACL. Somehow the #Astros and #Texans weren't even the worst part of the weekend. #HoustonSports

A rich and powerful man voluntarily bearing a cross onstage, but adding wheels so it's not remotely difficult, is the perfect picture for our country.

Interesting 🤔

If the Astros don’t win out the remaining games against the As and angels then idk wtf is wrong with them

God I hate the mariners so much

Watching the Astros finishing out the season

being a Houston sports fan rn

Fucking hell Astros. One thing you couldn’t do this series was get swept. ONE THING.

This is the only time of the year you can post this.

I was there

JFC Texans

Finally Texans! Now don’t fuck it up and score another TD!

So who do the Texans need to fire this time?

Salvy!

Wacha wacha wacha

Fountains Up

Hey what’s up Springer

Thoughts & prayers to the people who said grocery prices were the main reason they voted for a guy who campaigned on clear and specific economic policies that would very obviously raise grocery prices if he implemented them in exactly the way he promised he would, which he did.

He's ordering a cat scan

What the actual fuck?? This is how the game ended?! Unreal