Santa is now the Astros all time leader in no hitters thrown, by a player named Alimber

Honestly I’m surprised it isnt worse. #Astros

Celebratory Oysters. #Arsenal

This Arsenal trophy coronation is amazing. COYG! They finally did it.

CHAMPIONS!!!! COYG!

Bluesky

COYG! ONE more win to go. 🙏🙏🙏

This isn't getting fixed until the Astros sacrifice Junction Jack #Astros #Cursed #SacrificeJunctionJack

Every Astros commercial breaK ad sequence: -HEB -Steve Lee -Sewell Cadillac cult -JOHN CORNYN IS GONNA MAKE YOU JOIN THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD

Todd Kalas messing up how a challenge works. He was tolerable when the Astros were a juggernaut, now that the team is complete ass he is grinding my last nerve.

After Kramer is mistakingly named acting director of the CDC, George convinces Kramer to get him into one of the quarantine centers to avoid having to help his girlfriend move. #Seinfeld2026

Can finally breathe. COYG!!!!!

When I’ve been to Italy I always enjoyed the after dinner digestivo. A quick shot of limoncello does wonders. I now keep a bottle in the freezer. When I get home from a big meal, I like to just take a swig right from the bottle.

Classic Todd Kalas home run call on that barely warning track fly ball. #ChaseTheDepthPerception

Because the Hotels are charging double to 4x as much during the World Cup (for now). It will be interesting to see when their pricing algorithm blinks and prices plummet.

It makes sense now. I believe the only way to get rid of this curse is to throw Junction Jack into an active volcano. #Astros #ChaseTheFight

COYG!!!!!

Big thanks to Gulf Coast Veterinary Specialists in Houston. Had to rush our pup in at 3am Saturday morning, she’s home and recovering now.

Give Abreu an extension!

What an embarrassing performance from the Rockets.

That was not the kind of first half you were hoping for from the Rockets.

Morning commute

Me to this Astros season.

And..

Reed Sheppard

It is really unacceptable that we don’t get a Rockets post game show with an irate Calvin Murphy.

LeBron just about Ralph Sampson’d the Rockets

FFS Rockets

Classic excited Todd Kalas overreaction to a routine fly ball to left. It’s absolutely diabolical that this guy can’t judge a fly ball. Embarrassing

Every single Astros game features some Astros player ive never heard of.

I enjoy watching some of draft on tv, but attending in person, stuck in a mass of people like that, looks horrific. I’m not sure what the opposite of a bucket list item is, whatever it is, add that to mine.

Made the mistake of getting an UberX vs Uber Comfort. Now I’m in a minivan that is shaking and rattling like the space shuttle on reentry.

That’s enough Astros for the night

Playing for the Astros is akin to being a drummer for Spinal Tap.

Me texting my concerns about this Astros team

The DL is screaming for Abreu

The Dynamo and their shitbag owner are an absolute disgrace. Legit one of the worst run sports franchises in the country.

75 win team at best. Tear it down and start over, with someone other than Dana Brown.

ClubLife

Today’s Astros game is much more fun than yesterday’s version. #Astros

160 Rare Parrots, I’m much more interested in that than his hedge-fund.

Godspeed, Artemis.

Why is there a giant hole in the side of the Crawford Boxes.

This is an old fashion booty whoopin. #Astros

Play ball!

This McCullers outing will probably spawn 3 years worth of LMJ related HEB content.

Watching this McCullers outing is like getting to see Halley’s Comet. #Astros