I love this for Robert Craft

Ugh, it’s almost time for the second half. If this get worse I might half to switch over to the TPUSA alt Super Bowl that features shirtless Lee Greenwood and James Woods playing 2 below.

Fans of punting watching this Super Bowl

So far this Super Bowl is going exactly how you’d expect a game between Drake Maye and Sam Darnold to go.

By 2028 every Super Bowl ad will be an AI generated Gambling ad.

National Anthem well under 120 seconds.

Ads tonight are gonna be 70+% Gambling and AI related. Just great.

This has to be the least anticipated Super Bowl in a couple decades. I’m pretty much rooting for Robert Kraft to lose and for UH’s Marcus Jones to return a kick for a TD, maybe 2.

COOGS > Cougs

COYG!!!!!

😢😢😢

If taking a swig out of a bottle of limoncello from the freezer is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

All those “if Pence had the courage” posts people had loaded up if Miami won it at the end.

By law, Michael Irvin must now submit to a BTA from Jimmy Chitwood.

Have the Dodgers signed him yet?

Texans going to the Super Bowl with 2017 Case.

Another Coog W

Texans offense, that’s a lot of dung!

Ox Status: In the ditch

CJs passing.

FUCKING HELL CJ. W T A F

Go Coogs!

Aaron Rodgers

Watching Aaron Rodgers get beat down, it’s like a reverse Jan 6th

What’s with the constant muting of the game. If players are cussing just mute the field mic.

WAIT FOR THE VAR REVIEW

NEEDED THAT #Texans

Where does this CJ performance rank in the history of horrible Houston playoff performances?

Aaron Rodgers in the pocket

That was about as dumb as it gets. JFC.

What a sad dive from Rodgers trying to draw the roughing. Pathetic

What a fantastic drive.

Where is the PI? Call it both ways!

Wore my Joe Mixon socks and this is what I get in return? SMH

Ox Status: In the ditch

Ok, Texans held them. Joe Mixon time!

I’m a simple man, all I want is a TV option where subtitles are on for all shows but off for sports.

GO COOGS!

1 down, 3 to go!

The lack of fireworks in Houston tonight is a nice change. Think I’ve heard 2 thus far.

Every time I see Ryan Day’s beard I think of this gif.

PSA. Whatever you do, do not accidentally switch over to ESPN2

COYG!

COOG W

If you need a last minute gift there are lots Joe Mixon socks still available at Academy.

Back to back meh performances from Arsenal, but 6 points secured. Next up on this glorious sports day UH v Arkansas basketball. COYG and Go Coogs!

Who would’ve thunk it.

The year is 2031, Kirk Herbstreit and AI Herbstreit is announcing 62 different football games a week across 39 different paid subscription platforms.