ok calm down

nia explores spaghetti

#ValveLeaks get ready guys

oh my god he just whipped it out and started calling it his "little geoff" #thegameawards

BREAKING NEWS: Geoff Keighley is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

I am hearing that Geoff Keighley received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada during a cut segment of The Game Awards. He said Allah looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad (PBUH) is his prophet!

SISTERS, ATTENTION TO THE SKY PLEASE 🗣️ We have been nominated at the 2025 PS Blog Game of the Year Awards for: ✨ Best Story ✨ Best Art Direction ✨ Best Independent Game If you loved 1000xRESIST, please do vote for us as it'd mean a lot to our small studio! 💙 blog.playstation.com/2025/12/01/p...

need an aperture girl to give me a deskjob #ValveLeaks

BREAKING: NEW IGNEOUS DROP LEAKED FOR EARLY 2026 #RockLeaks

playing #1000xresist again

BREAKING: New datamining indicates that #Valve will be announcing #Steam2. It will replace the original #Steam, which will be deprecated and shut down in 2030. Purchases will be non-transferable. #ValveLeaks

Every time I talk about how I need a girlfriend I can’t stop thinking about this post

My name is Dave. I made the Task Manager. It was difficult to put the Start Menu together.

The Horse Girl mentality is a framework for life: * You need to maximize supportive friendships in order to succeed * Rest days are just as important as training days, mood impacts performance * Keep gambling

after months of research and development, i am finally ready to present to the world: the first actual realistic garden eel vtuber. never before have you seen, nor ever again shall you see, such technological mastery of eel dynamics

the original got wiped from the internet. but you can never get rid of luigi house, but it mansion

how are we feeling tonight bluesky

me @ me #art

hey!!! in 48 hours i'm hosting a week-long "thing jam".. it's like a game jam except your game can instead be a poem or a photo or a picture or a piece of performance art or anything else! it's non-competitive, open ended and intended as an excuse to have fun mostly! 🤸 itch.io/jam/make-lit...

I'll could live a thousand years and still hear this echoing in my head @getgianni.com

video game doctor diagnosing you with Low Health and writing up a prescription for Items

a sorcerer made me tiny last weekend and so far it kicks ass. i've just been in here watching movies on a phone. for a sense of scale, the phone is like a respectable but not impressive size of tv to me. pretty sure i'm the sorcerer's pet now but i decided not to interrogate my feelings about that 😀

I made a stream overlay that turns Russian Roulette into a sports show. The game is now PvP, with chat members competing against each other. Spectators can become the Commentator with TTS. We can also break down the results in a play-by-play analysis.

Horse girls and car guys are the same because they are both into vehicles.

My new office light switch. It was made by the Wurdack Electrical Manufacturing Company and rated for 250V and 60 A. It only has 12V on it now to close a relay for the office light. I’m not sure how old it actually is, if anyone has an idea, let me know. #knifeswitch #normallightswitches

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

I'm so fucking based bros

HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT ON AND OFF @porcelainmaid.gg @cottontailva.bsky.social 🎥 @olideliber.bsky.social #PorcelainMaid #PorcelainMade #ENVtuber #Vtuber #clips

hollywood is totally out of new ideas. every year it's just movies, movies, movies

No fucking way

She has places to be

me when my girl takes her top off

one night I had an uber driver who was new to san francisco. he refused to turn down a street the gps told him to bc it went straight downhill and he was legit afraid his car would go end over end. my lighthearted “don’t worry, that almost never happens” did not persuade him.

FRUTIGER SHITHOUSE

This streamer created a retro Jetsons-style vtuber model and overlay for their Christmas stream. It cuts to a studio in front of a "live audience" where chat can trigger cheers and boos. They added more Christmas themed interactions like opening presents with chat TTS.

I went Christmas Caroling with my Twitch Chat. I would ask other streamers to pull up my stream so chat can play them a song. If they agreed, I had an overlay that looks like we arrived on their front porch for caroling. Viewers can spam the chat to play along with the song.

people be like gamergate was bad and fucked up then proceed to use the exact same harassment tactics with their next breath on others bc sure *they* are bad and it's therefore justified and they shot first anyways

mannn this is shinigami eyes all over again

Enemies to... well they fuck?

as a fedi user, i feel right at home knowing a prominent moderator is protecting a pedophile

In every community I run we call it the That Guy™ Rule. Everyone knows That Guy™, everyone hates That Guy™. He spoils things for everyone else but the admin won't ban him because ~technically~ he hasn't broken any rules. It's never worth letting everyone else suffer just for the sake of That Guy™.

1000xRESIST + BALATRO. HEKKI BALMO, SISTERS.

Them: you need to give rescue cats time and space to get used to you. So don’t be worried if they are shy at first. Ziggy:

early lil quick doodle cause i feel super run down today #kartart #sona