These are some pretty wild statistics, and yet Trump says Canada is the issue 🤔🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Oh hey ‘Merica - tariffs of 25% against us starting tmw ? You know all of oil and LNG that you’re importing from us? Yeah, we don’t pay that extra 25%, you do! That’s how tariffs work Good luck 🇨🇦

The average cost of an Inauguration is $100,000,000 - let that sink in #USinauguration

Anybody know when Trumps first tee time is?

I can’t believe that #HersheyCanada is going to discontinue this delight #CherryBlossom

Anybody think that the main reason why #Trump wants to buy Canada is because right now he’s not allowed to visit here, you know, as a convicted criminal he’s not allowed in.

I’m at the, “I’m excited I bought a cast iron Dutch oven” years old

A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.

It’s almost that time where people say “see you next year” and think they’re being clever

Maybe it’s time for France to take #StatueofLiberty back “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

100%

And so it begins…

Merry Christmas

Oh no #Starbucks workers are on strike, now where am I going to go to get shitty overpriced coffee?

Is it just me, or does anybody else find the gifs on this platform a lot shittier than on Twitter?

The proper map of P.E.I.

Happy turkey day Yanks!

Am I the only one who finds it funny, that @realDonaldTrump is giving posts to his biggest supporters, but yet the loudmouth @mtgreenee isn’t even being considered to clean his shitter? 😂😂

Wise words from Cuban

This round of ink done - that’s three sessions of 4 to complete the sleeve

Time for some more ink therapy

Diddy heading on a mission to Uranus

Here starts the beginning of another delay, might be in Toronto another night #YYZ

I absolutely loathe being at the airport 8 hours before a flight 🙄#YYZ

Same

Looks like it Toronto until 7pm tmw - thanks United and Air Canada

Dear #Chicago - your weather sucks

Tell me you’re in Texas without telling me you’re in Texas.

Letting your kids run around a restaurant and this happens, I’m going to laugh my ass off. Stop letting your kids do whatever fuck they want. Be a parent first, friend second I am so anti trophy for everybody who shows up.

Now it’s beer time in Dallas

Oh hello Toronto, it’s been a minute.

Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline

Netflix is just going to buffer all night long with this much web traffic - it’ll be just like watching Bleu Nuit

Anybody want to fly away with me to Fort Worth next week?

Am I the only one who thinks tonight’s fight between Paul/Tyson is rigged, and that Paul will win in a decision? #TysonvsPaul

Not far off

Happy “I hope Jake Paul gets killed by Mike Tyson” day to all who celebrate 🎉

Everyone starts with zero followers here, no one is special

Fuck twitter and titty Tuesday….. I say we post tits everyday here

I miss the good old days

I can’t be the only one

Learning of Shari’s struggle to get answers and help for her escalating medical issues has been so disheartening. The Canadian system may be ‘free,’ but it’s often slow and lacking in situations like this. Shari’s been a source of smiles and laughs for me for years. Please help if you can!

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