Brain eating bacteria would starve in your head

Amazes me what grown ass men do on social media

What's the one thing to guarantee you get butterflies? Caterpillars.

I've never eaten a Big Mac

Do you ever sleep ????

Yes we do

Happy 2026

So incredibly blessed to travel around my beautiful country & live the life that I do

Unlike my Christmas tree, I look better from the back

Beach vibes

I just found out they've changed the alphabet song, this is the last straw, I won't stand for it

I prefer liking a post with hardly any likes than one with hundreds of likes

For every block I'll remove a piece of clothing

Yes we do

You'd think with a new platform people would want to do new stuff, yet here we are

I know Elon Musk gets a lot of hate here... but it's not enough, we can do better.

There is so much stuff I still want to learn, but I’m not sure how much room is left in my brain.

Life is what you fake it

Do you say Scissors paper rock ? Rock paper scissors ? Paper rock scissors ?

Ratios? The only ratio I’m concerned with is ice-to-bourbon

Just told a joke on a Zoom meeting and nobody laughed. Apparently I’m not remotely funny.

I'm sorry I muted you A lie we both know isn't true

I'm Mclovin it

Do you have an Angel or Star ontop of your Christmas tree ?

Iconic

I love where I live

I really should have listened in art class more

Serenity

Oh man, wordle made it here too

Like my posts but don’t like me.. broken things are better left alone.

Just remember they can see your likes here

BlueSky feels like the walled compound in the post apocalypse but I still prefer the Mad Maxness of the 'other place.'

This is comforting for my OCD

If I were one of Santa's reindeer's it would have to be Vixen

I went to the gym* today and worked out** fridge* ate cheese**

I've never sat for one of those caricature artists as I'm scared they'd draw me ugly & I'd have to live with that thought for the rest of my life

If you're looking for a bad ass bitch, I just picked up all the socks from my teenage sons bedroom floor

Everyday

Heads up this ain't going to happen

People just want this place to be like Twitter, you left there for a reason, I'd prefer kindness & realness

Repost if you're a cuddler.

Twitters the boring spouse while BS is the hot new chick he wants to have an affair with