Football is shite now and last night’s FIFA World Cup draw proved it. Go and support #nonleague

My #spotifywrapped is giving off divorced who’s just started dating a 23 year old vibes…

This is what happens when you don’t like listening to podcasts about food or 20-year-olds sharing their political hot takes. My number one for five years running now @herring1967.bsky.social

It would be absolute banter if The BBC got hold of the Epstein files and released every word.

Right wing people and left wing people blaming each other for that old WW2 veteran kicking off about how shit the country is.

Just called a bottle of wine a “botty of dub” - so that’s what we’ll be calling that alcoholic beverage from now on.

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

This is excellent news.

She’s sadly kicked the bouquet… 😢🫡

Didn’t realise this sort of thing still happens… Classic BBC stuff this I love it

Anybody else’s kids into K-Pop Demons? 🥴

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Keir Starmer watching the far-right break into the British mainstream.

BOSH…ing other women behind my wife’s back 👊🏼

Up The Ding #ReadingFC

Love this guy.

It would be absolute banter if Russia launched a nuke at 3pm today. You’d have to applaud it.

BREAKING: The BBC will not be taking actions against Radio 2 presenter Rylan Clark. A statement from the BBC: “Presenters are only forbidden from expressing political opinions that are unreasonable, such as objections to genocide.”

Great interview as always 👏

Really surprised by Rylan’s comments because men who present This Morning have always been trustworthy pillars of society.

Hi @reviewofdeath.bsky.social I’m sad to report that after many, many years… The Blue Boar, otherwise known as ‘The Cloven Hoof’ has closed 😔

I’m not saying Men’s Mental Health is in a crisis but the current bastion of mental health in this country is *checks notes* Dapper fucking Laughs. #mensmentalhealth

Sorry Joey Barton but I believe that’s what they call in the business, a ‘ratio’ Well done Lionesses, not only did you bring it home but you also upset all the right people 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

RIP Hulk Hogan 😔

This was mad. Loved it. Well done Lionesses 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Guns don’t kill people, rappers do…

If Rupert Lowe has lost his country again, maybe those rumours about the dementia were true? 🤔

As somebody who grew up in a generation where the most political thing a musical artist did was write ‘Make Trade Fair’ on their hand during a performance on Jonathan Ross, it’s actually good to see musicians taking risks and pissing off the establishment. #Glastonbury #kneecap #bobvylan

Olivia Rodrigo… and Robert Smith, who looks almost as confused at the crowd. #Glastonbury

SCHOOLS, TEACHERS, PARENTS, LIBRARIANS, BOOKSELLERS. July 1st is international Joke Day and I’m doing a FREE virtual event for kids - schools can sign up here - please share with anyone you think might enjoy this 💙 www.tringbookfestival.co.uk/venues/virtu...

I love this bit between Father’s Day and New Year’s Eve… You have no idea what day it is, you’re drunk by 9am and absolutely fed up of Homer Simpson socks sandwiches

Lovely gig last night… Love this job.

And #DoctorWho will return on Christmas Day… After picking up the kids from their deadbeat dad on Christmas Eve.

What’s ‘WoKe’ today? Today it’s roundabouts. So that’s, roundabouts, woke ✅ #wokewatch

90’s Top of the Pops audiences were unhinged… #TOTP

Does Andrew Lawrence not realise that if you want to say something vile, disgusting and unfunny in comedy then you have to do it at a Roast Battle? Keep up, lad.

As somebody who has lived through that hell, the way #Eastenders are dealing with this baby storyline at the moment is incredibly well done.

Remember in lockdown where we all went nuts for #VEday? 😅

Top 10 annoying words since 2016: Unprecedented Woke Mandate Content MAFS Ick Clout Agenda XG Slay

Happy Star Wars Episode 3 Day Revenge of the Fifth

Instead of Adolescence, if they want to educate kids in how to respect a women/partner then there’s no greater role model than Mick in Detectorists.

Such a shame that thanks to Kneecap, Hip Hop is NOW associated with bad behaviour and controversy 😒

I would absolutely love that show. Please tell me there is at least an audio recording of it somewhere @paulsinha.bsky.social?

We took over the giant screen at Farage’s big rally in Birmingham

Had lots of fun doing this podcast and was thrilled to be asked considering the quality of guests that came before me 🤩

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Had a great time! Thanks so much for having me 🙂

What the government should really be showing young men in British classrooms to discourage toxic behaviour: