Wouldst thou like to live pain-free?

Autism is ok, actually.

IT IS TIME.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Clearly none of y’all have worked in a public library and dealt with the 70 year olds who come in the day the new Scott Standard Postage Stamp Catalogue comes out.

My man David Byrne released a new album this month

Me with the Spider-Man MtG set youtu.be/5bw1OlVdZ2U

The Colorado Rockies have done it. They have won enough games to not be the worst franchise in modern baseball history.

if you see people parroting the "trans ideology on the bullet" theory, send them this

Governor announces New Mexico will now provide free universal child care

It's mercifully rare in my current job, but there is definitely a ... type ... of library patron who likes to believe that he knows how to do the reference librarian's job better than the reference librarian does.

I haven’t been on here a lot. Here’s what I’ve been up to: -In May I started a GLP1, started cooking at home most nights, and going to the gym 3-4 times a week and have lost a good amount of weight -Human baby was sick a lot all summer long but when we wasn’t, we managed to get out of the house

14 months old and already shilling for streaming companies SMH

Can we give it up for the dress?

The question is not whether there's crime in DC, the question is whether there's a crisis that merits shredding the Constitution. There is no crisis. The military occupation of DC is purely pretextual racist garbage.

This can only work if they go the First Blood route and barely have him speak.

It remains really fucking weird how all the MAGA people can tell you with a straight face that 1) America is great again and we are winning at everything and this is the new golden age, and *also* 2) every city in America is a dystopian shithole where everyone is getting raped and murdered daily.

People from high school are arguing about where to have our 20 year reunion and the more they argue the less I want to see any of them.

Hey #NewMexico #film folks-my job is partnering with @netflix.com to host 2 trainings for aspiring riggers. The training is totally free and open to New Mexico residents over the age of 18. If you're interested, you can apply at bit.ly/NetflixRigging. Also happy to answer any questions!

Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society. That's it. That's the post.

apropos: never forget that hulk hogan sucked for so many reasons, and was a huge twerp about it www.wrestlinginc.com/1062201/how-...

any way, if you don't want people to celebrate when you die, try to leave the world in a better place when you leave instead of making it worse for everyone idk

It seems unfair that Hulk Hogan outlived the Iron Sheik, so for old times’ sake—HULK HOGAN GO FUCK YOURSELF.

there should be a second Saturday before Sunday

Eddington might be the most aggressively New Mexican movie I’ve seen (complimentary)

There’s a nonzero chance you will die from a cancer that could have been curable because people who couldn’t pass 7th grade biology and are scared of things like “mRNA” and “riboflavin” and “walkable cities” decided to make their ignorance everybody else’s problem

🚨 Big news 5 years in the making: some friends and I made a documentary! 1000 WOMEN IN HORROR hits Shudder soon, directed by Donna Davies and inspired by my 2020 book of the same name If you are in Australia, I hope you can make it to the world premiere at the Melbourne International Film Festival

Story time. A couple months ago we pulled our daughter from her daycare. We had chosen them originally because they were highly ranked and they were supposed to be a secular daycare (which is hard to find here). However the longer she was there, the more we noticed they weren’t actually secular

Just for fun, name two completely unrelated movies that share the same director.

Attn Elaine May hive! A New Leaf is being released in 4K with a bunch of new special features! Looks like it’s a new scan of the original 35mm camera negative. vinegarsyndrome.com/products/a-n...

Just thinking about how ridiculous it is that they haven’t released a blu-ray of Down With Love.

My sexual orientation is Elliott Gould lighting matches on every surface he can in The Long Goodbye

when you say shit like “who got to them?” or “they were blackmailed” you’re painting them sympathetically. stop doing that. they’re not victims, they’re grown people who made a conscious choice.

You know what action movies today are missing? The electric guitar whammy bar + synthesizer + drum kit + saxophone soundtrack

To be clear, this is what actual antisemitism looks like.

Maybe it’s just me, but I’m pretty sure the key to employee retention is not lowering the top of their salary range to $13k less than it previously was so that they no longer get yearly state approved raises. But, you know, that’s just me.

It’s the only time of year in Albuquerque where people on Nextdoor are incorrect in their assumptions about hearing gunshots.

Every now and then I think about how grateful I am that we got Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone in La La Land instead of Miles Teller and Emma Watson.

I miss playing Magic and really need to get set up for SpellTable at some point.

Shabbat Shalom to everyone who recognizes that the safety, freedom & thriving of Jews and Muslims are bound up together — in Israel & Palestine, across the five boroughs, and in many other beloved places.

is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,

Final count of the NYT Top 100 Films list: -I’ve seen 72 -We own 72 on DVD or blu-ray These are not the same 72 (though obviously some overlap).

Sotomayor, in dissent, correctly says that today's decision in Mahmoud will lead public schools to simply censor books featuring LGBTQ characters and themes, creating "chaos" and stigmatizing children with LGBTQ families. This decision will lead to book bans. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...

Although Alito frames the remedy here as "notice and opt-out," the reality is that school districts cannot manage such a sweeping opt-out system. They are far more likely to simply pull books with LGBTQ characters off classroom shelves altogether rather than face a ruinous, high-profile lawsuit.

I knew Parasite would be at #1 but I really didn’t want it to be.

This is Mamdani's night and I'm so happy but also my god this man is a hero

In case anyone was curious.