They shot Alex Pretti ten times while he was face down in the street.

As if the owner of castles and palaces all over the British Isles is going to be impressed by a ballroom. "That's nice. Have you seen my crown jewels and gilded coronation carriage?"

Tell him he can have his ballroom with the stipulation that it be named the Barack Hussein Obama Ballroom, with wings named after Joseph R. Biden, Jr. and Hillary Rodham Clinton, and a dedication plaque honoring victims of Epstein.

From the WH website: "President Trump, and other patriot donors, have generously committed to donating the funds necessary to build this approximately $250 million dollar structure." What happened to these commitments? Taxpayers shouldn't have to pay a dime, and certainly not $400 million.

I'm old enough to remember when people on the right referred to Michelle Obama and her daughters as monkeys.

by all means, folks, let your midterm message be "let them eat Ballroom"

Imagine being the person who said, "Hey, let's call John Hinckley!"

Telling the WCA that they should hold their event on the White House grounds is like a company telling workers they can hold their union organizing in the company meeting room. It’s a power move meant to intimidate. Also, is Donald willing to give up rallies if security is so tenuous?

Wonder how many people didn't know about Kimmel's video, but will now watch it? (Me.) It will be #1 on TikTok and Youtube by the end of the day. Hate begets hate, Mel.

If Republicans and de facto Republicans like Fetterman are offended by the security at the Hilton, wait until they find out about the security situation at Mar-a-Lago. Several randos have gone onto the property, and gotten closer than this guy did.

If you think you're having a bad night, Susie Wiles' night is much worse.

Holy Crap!! #HEYHEYHEYHEY #HEY

OMG JAC!

Salvy!!

WTAF Royals. Our bullpen sucks.

If every single function involving POTUS is in the White House ballroom, will private groups like the WHCA be charged to use…ah, I see where this is going.

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

OMG. The state broadcaster gets the first question, and asks THAT??

So this is why they pulled the delegation from the Iran negotiations? This is fucking ridiculous.

If he's ever gone, investigate the fuck out of this. It stinks to high heaven.

OMG. You have got to be kidding me. Beyond shameless.

If this press conference is just him ranting about the need for a more secure ballroom, that raises a ton of questions Meg doesn't want to hear. Buckle up, sister.

Why is he having a press conference? The Secret Service and other law enforcement are the ones who should be doing a press conference. This is nuts.

Must 85% of the runs scored this season come in one game? Spread them out a bit, guys.

So there was an apparent assassination attempt that won't be investigated or explained to the public, and the show goes on. Weird times.

Most of them are already dead to me, with the exception of Kaitlan Collins. Will never take her seriously as a journalist ever again. Your choice, Kait. You chose wrong.

Temu Bellagio

"After much reflection and prayer", he's declaring for the draft? He and his dad were seen at KCI the day after the season ended. 😂

Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke

Trump wants to buy Spirit Airlines. It wouldn't be his first time running an airline. He bought Trump Shuttle in the 1980s, and ran it for three years without ever turning a profit. It finally went under thanks to—drum roll, please—high jet-fuel prices, caused by a war in the Middle East.

Reading hairbrush reviews on Amazon. A reviewer says, "I love this brush so much I use it on me AND my golden retriever." I mean, what? I spend much of my time trying to get my cat's fur off of me, not on me.

“Regrettably for Mr. Dosio, one of the elephants was a Make-A-Wish recipient.” www.dailymail.com/news/article...

Great time for whatever is left of FEMA to be run by an Acting Administrator.

Monster tornado headed for Vance AFB. Good god.

Lmfao the FSU soccer team got a White House invite & exactly 2 players showed up

They really are desperate to jack up the birth rate for white babies.

they are calling it the perfect summary of the "keep men out of women's sports" movement

Priceless post from the official White House social media

"I'm just saying that fluoride is dangerous. I'd much rather die from heavy metals, agricultural runoff, and raw sewage in my drinking water. Now get out of my face so I can make another fake workout video with Kid Rock."

Does this Royals stadium have parking? I'm not seeing much of it in the renderings. If I've just watched the Royals blow another late-inning lead, I don't want to walk four miles to my car.

If you thought the Wall Street bailout was dumb, I bring you *checks notes* bailing out a failing discount commercial air carrier. My econ background consists of passing ECON 101 at KU, but how is this compatible with a capitalist, free market econony?

Our Lady of Sorrows Catholic Church within shouting distance of the Royals dugout is too perfect.

Is Oklahoma the only place where candidates still boast of supporting the most unpopular POTUS in modern times?

The two guys I was most convinced would leave, due to lack of playing time, are the ones coming back. Go figure.

I'll take winning in unconventional fashion over figuring out yet another way to lose. #HEYHEYHEYHEY

Glad Paul is coming back. One less time I have to say "who??" this November.