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@radleybalko.bsky.social great job on collateral damage, y’all need to listen to this podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...

Not to be insensitive but if you play for the cowboys just fucking uber or use team transportation. You are no longer allowed on the DNT

Anyone up for challenging Musk to drive coast to coast in a Tesla during the winter solo? I think him going through the Sierra Nevada’s should be a requirement.

I emailed my house rep last night asking how he’s working to stop the shutdown. Haven’t heard back in 24 hours so I get this feeling that he’s representing me 100%. He’s also not on bsky so I assume some things.

Following in footsteps of Fort Hood 43 in 1968, where five dozen African American troops staged a sit-in to protest deployment to Chicago for riot-control duty at the DNC. “We shouldn’t have to go out there and do wrong to our own people.” www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/fo...

Also, they’re gonna audit what you watch and “reconcile” at the end of the year

I’m so glad all entertainment is about to be controlled by the goofiest looking silver spoon kid ever. I’m sure all this propaganda uh programming is gonna be great.

Anyone know a good place to eat after a matinee on Broadway that is actually good and not a trap?

No Kings, Fort Worth, TX. This is the end of about a mile long march of people.

Everyone needs to be non-violent tomorrrow. Don’t give anyone a reason. We’ve had notice for years: music.apple.com/us/album/how...

Why do all the young republicans look like that? It’s like someone kicked them out of the house because they were eating all the Doritos.

Slippery window disease epidemic reaches new heights in Russia www.thedailybeast.com/pravda-publi...

About to open this

I wish the government shutdown meant actually turning off servers. Judging by the stuff I’ve read about the SSA systems, that mainframe will segfault if ever rebooted.

It’s 2025, a small group of people that grew up privileged but shielded from the real world control the country. Someone in Silicon Valley is burning millions of dollars to create a “real” friend.

Thanks @blueheronfarm.bsky.social, I’m stupid for not ordering the Bing Bong shirt in the same shipment.

Ain't no loneliness epidemic. It's a wackness epidemic. You niggas suck.

1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it). But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that

This defamation lawsuit by the manufacturer of Tylenol might wipe out all the Trump crypto earnings pretty quickly. Cause he can’t say the actual name.

No matter how hard it gets it will get harder over time - Jason Molina

It’s almost like the words “gun control” could be translated into English, maybe someday we can find the Rosetta Stone that tells us what this phrase means.

Whoever almost made my bones crumbs tonight needs to come to my house and explain themselves. Having a hellcat give zero extra

Vibe coding isn’t a fucking thing, the code is not shippable. Any platform claiming they use agents to write their code will be breached.

So I guess there’s no digitally time stamped paperwork for this agreement huh?

You would think the US Gov would have it's own Root CA for security reasons

Concern over low birth rates was what the theocracy in Margaret Atwood’s Handmaid’s Tale used to come to power.

every classroom should have one PC running windows xp and an apple mac from '95 that has risk and oregon trail on it

I gave myself to Satan in the Jack in the box parking lot, that’s why they still have tacos.

The FBI is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of the waxing gibbous moon. If convicted, moon faces a sentence of “fine shattering”, a process by which her gleaming brilliance will be pulverized and refined to make raw material for semiconductors.

I’m wondering if a trump or vance ever fought in a war? I’m guessing not cause they’re sissies. Most Americans have family that died in one of 3 major wars, wonder why they’re exempt?

Mr. King with the explanation.

If you live in an apartment in central dc you should go throw fruit off the roof. This is an annual tradition, it’s like Mardi Gras northeast style. Make sure it’s melons. That’s the theme.

Someone let me know if you want to donate the needed $1000 to the “Donald Trump is a child molester PAC” in order for it to form. I’ll spend all the money telling people he raped kids.

Next Monday I will be filing to start a new PAC called “Paxton loves cheating on his wife (no not that one)”if anyone wants to give funds.

Doesn’t the Supreme Court just allow this money to flow into a different PAC that goes to the same thing, fuck man, I’ll start one?

Oh, it was that cunt “big balls”, makes so much sense. Beat his ass y’all, get him out of DC.

The best scene from Sinners is all the klansman dying. Just saying.

It’s amazing we let Roy Cohn be president, McCarthy must be hooting ‘n hollering in hell.

www.reddit.com/r/nottheonio... Slippery window disease epidemic continues in Russia.

So, the Dead Kennedys were correct all along, kinda figured.

it's probably time for all of us to stop paying taxes, just saying.

Uh, peace in the Middle East like it’s 1993 or some shit. The fuck y’all.

Listened to all hail west Texas today on the beach, thanks @themountaingoats.bsky.social this is a perfect record

At least Covid 2.0 is gonna teach everyone what advanced persistent threat means, I guess.

South of midnight from @compulsiongames.bsky.social is a fucking classic, good job everyone