Do you guys have any idea how bad you have to fuck up to deplete the water supply for a city located next to a freshwater ocean

director: you get those oranges lit for mafia old country? artist: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. director: what

This is a terrible day for people who make their living putting ESPN commercials between UFC fights

I really need to stop being surprised at how much leaning into vice signaling the UFC is doing these days, but truly this booking is shocking. Going to guess getting convicted of serious crimes is the only line that can be crossed anymore and I’m not even sure about that.

Kris Moutinho is in an abusive relationship with the UFC

this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...

This Bucks v Pacers series has aged me 20 years

I for one am deeply relieved that I don't have to watch Anthony Smith get bullied like that ever again #UFCKansasCity

My Matt Schnell autographed card is gonna be at an all time high after this #UFCKansasCity

Judges may as well just go home and get an early night with the way this card is going #UFCKansasCity

Joselyne Edwards vs Chelsea Handler #UFCKansasCity

To put into perspective how wild the UFC's $1B/yr+ expectation is for their new broadcast deal, ESPN is currently paying $1.3B a year for the entire SEC Network. The UFC believes they are as big as college football in America.

Took 3 BJJ classes and now my knee is fucked for life, why the fuck aren't they paying the fighters more

from all corners of the earth, cardinals will soon be gathering in Rome for the world's most secretive MMA tournament.

If Oblivion Remastered doesn't get released today then it will be my 13th reason why

The state of Wisconsin once paid over $1B in taxpayer dollars to try to get Foxconn to open up a massive manufacturing plant here building LCD screens, and then they just kinda decided they weren't gonna do it and everyone just sorta forgot about it

It was really nice of the UFC to invite Trump to watch his fan boys get beat up #UFC314

Patricio Pitbull probably wishing he went with the Michael Chandler rematch instead #UFC314

I want someone to look at me the same way Amanda Nunes looks at her own highlight reel #UFC314

Dominic Reyes looking like the guy who beat Jon Jones #UFC314

If I didn't know who Dan Ige is I'd swear to God that Sean Woodson was fighting a child with a mustache right now #UFC314

If Virna Jandiroba was hot the commentary team wouldn't be second guessing whether she deserves a title shot #UFC314

I just saw a commercial for spam on ESPN, the recession will be televised

Jim Miller vs Chase Hooper feels like I'm watching my little brother fight my dad #UFC314

Mitch Raposo is swimming out of his depth #UFC314

New business idea: speed dating except you're just there to make new friends

Damn I don't think I've ever heard the Apex as loud as they are right now booing Lerone Murphy #UFCVegas105

When I lose the remote and I'm pretty sure the dog is laying on it

The Fans: The UFC has been very obviously cherry picking easy match ups for Paddy to build his hype Paddy Pimblett: AND THE HATERS SAID I COULDN'T BEAT UP THIS OLD MAN, BUT I SURE SHOWED THEM

Why the hell are boxing judges trying to commit robberies at the apex tonight #UFCVegas105

"So what we're seeing here is Valentin is actually allowing Finney to take him down and control him again and again in order to tire him out, it's very strategic" - Dom Cruz every weekend for some reason #UFCVegas105

This may be the one and only situation where the CEO for an insurance company actually did nothing wrong

Got a question for this week’s mailbag column? I’m asking you, as a personal favor, to give it to me.

Absolutely disgusted to learn that the Zack Snyder directed UFC movie is not an April Fools Day prank

Need Raul Rojas Jr to stop winning so that I can stop hearing that fucking chiwiwi sound #UFCMexico

Stop acting like you never fuck up at work and leave Bruce Buffer alone #UFCMexico

Feeling humbled and grateful for the opportunity to have my twitter data used to train AI to be the ultimate filthy casual MMA shit poster

INSANE. One of the best KOs of the year earlier at XFC 52 by Jaron Lathrop. In his pro debut no less

Wearing $70 sweatpants and Japanese leather sneakers and limited edition MMA shirts and telling myself that I definitely don't still dress like a broke ass teenager

Currently in the top 99th percentile of ESPN brackets for the 3rd year in a row, I am begging people to continue betting against me

It's not political to protest a Tesla dealership, every person who has ever been cut off on the highway by one of those things has had the impulse to riot

One of my favorite pranks at work is telling everyone that I know absolutely nothing about sports and then casually beating them all at March Madness brackets

My puppy has figured out how to open two gates, climb over another, and is now teaching herself how doorknobs work. I am fighting for my life out here, guys.

Carli Judice and Priscila Cachoeira score the first 2 back-to-back women's first round knockouts in UFC history

This was my blueprint to twitter success

This might be the first time I've ever had an entire MMA team to stan

It's unbelievable that some people think an MMA career can have long-term impacts on a person's brain and that the rewards for taking that damage are insufficient, even for people at the pinnacle of the sport... Anyways, what's UFC legend BJ Penn up to these days?

Stealing PPVs is good for everybody and hurts nobody