Pander Express.

This. Absolutely this.

The perception that Black representatives only care about the needs of Black constituents comes from decades of White representatives only caring about the needs of White constituents.

Of course not. It's a golden pig.

"Nobody's had more medical visits than me. I've had the best medical visits. The doctors always say, 'Sir. We've never seen anybody who visits us more than you.' Anyway, I'm in perfect health. That's what they tell me."

75 years ago, Minnie Miñoso broke the color barrier in Chicago baseball

Red Bulls pissed that one away so badly you'd think it was the playoffs. #MPFforever

Hegseth's behavior is the stupidity and pettiness of someone who truly has a needledick.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, "Whoever would have thought/The books that you brought/Were all I loved you for" is one of the most devastating break-up lines ever, made even more brutal by the fact that it comes from one of the sweetest voices ever.

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

"You have to make good decisions. That includes me, that starts with me. He left out, "There's also my boss, who started dating a much younger woman before his wife was cold. And after that he got caught in a rub-and-tug. But none of us face recpercussions because we're successful white men."

I have no idea how Nichols and May transcribed a phone conversation with my mother many years before I was born.

Your occasional reminder that Glenn Tilbrook is an underrated guitar god.

Trump's presidential library will consist solely of some New York Post clippings and his large collection of '70s spank mags.

Keep making fun of AI "artists". Keep calling it slop. Keep shaming companies that use Gen AI.

RABBIT FIRE (1951) — 1:00 pm ET — 7m (TCM Extras) Mel Blanc, Arthur Bryan; directed by Chuck Jones Elmer is out hunting when Bugs and Daffy each try to trick him into shooting the other. Eventually, Bugs and Daffy team up and start hunting Elmer. #TCM #TCMParty

That No. 6, though...dealbreaker.

I'm wondering if this is on the album I bought for @jefito.

Translation: Jesus wanted me to tell Trump to go fuck himself sideways.

I’m setting the over/under on when he begins converting to Orthodox Judaism at three months.

it'll be back in three days

Coward. Quitter.

Remembering Richard Nickel who went missing #onthisday inside the partly demolished Chicago Stock Exchange in 1972. We are grateful to him for documenting architect Louis Sullivan's work, senselessly torn down during urban renewal. Ironically he died almost 48 yrs to the day of Sullivan’s own death.

Guy Fieri is like if Sammy Hagar were an actual person.

To be honest, ChatGPT is no worse a critic than 90% of professional music bloggers.

I miss Robbie's Hideout residency.

Rigggggghhhhhhhht

It’s honestly hilarious that this guy thinks he’ll ever be president. He’s like if Mitt Romney and Ron DeSantis had a wildly unlikable baby who was raised by Sean Hannity and a gallon of white paint.

"Courting" seven women? They literally kidnap them.

I love that theater. Played it once. Totally deafening response. Why I insisted we try out Spamalot in Chicago. Just up the street a mile - lovely painting.

Ah yes, the old get-rid-of-the-great-player-complaining-about-the-problems-rather-than-fix-the-problems approach to building a winning team.

Yessssssssss

Change to “Bondi.”

Just when you thought the value of the dollar couldn't get any lower.

As long a I've been politically aware, the de facto Republican answer to everything is "Because fuck you. That's why."

Say it with me, Sondheim fans. "It's called a bowler hat."

I'm beginning to think he was genuinely more successful at running casinos.

The NY Times has finally turned on Streisand.

"I hate every ape I see / From Chimpan A to Chimpan Z / No, they'll never make a monkey out of me."

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

The thing that wakes him up from his daily nappy-poo is a a nearly 50-year-old song about the only place in every city where gay dudes could safely hook up.

Yes, in that I’m all three.

I'm so glad I saw EPiC yesterday so that I wouldn't have this thought in my head while at the theater.

For those who could truly use nearly two hours of unmitigated joy right now.

This recurring bit is the closest I have ecer come to seeing any of Chuck Norris' work. I do not feel like I am missing much. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rQp...

“I’m tired of these awful people. I’m tired of them starting wars, shooting innocent people, and frittering away billions of tax dollars that you and I pay to have a functional government. I’m tired of them all pretending like they’re anything but mediocrities.” www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

Oh dear. I hear it may rain on Sunday morning.

But apparently you don't need an ID in Alabama to shovel bullshit.

This is fun. www.maptap.gg March 19 89🎉 96🏅 83😁 99🎯 66🙂 Final score: 846

"Everything is legal in New Jersey" - Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton