Here's to the New Year. May she be a damn sight better than the old one. And may we all be home before she's over.

Your friendly reminder that all those "And with that, the...season" videos are stupid. And I'm pretty sure AI generated now.

2025 just had to take one more...

Happy birthday to the great @kellimaroney.bsky.social! I wrote a few words.

There is only one Al.

WE HAVE A LEVEL 5 WINGS HAUSER ALERT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

He's very good.

Even in the opening credits, he clearly didn't want to be there.

Some thoughts on the anniversary of Carrie Fisher's passing.

Happy birthday to the great @barbaracrampton.bsky.social! Throwback to Monsterpalooza 2018!

Fuck that guy.

It oughta be a talking doll that says, "I want my money!"

Well, well, well. Here's the UNCUT 60 Minutes segment CBS and Trump didn't want you to see!

Bari Weiss is killing stories the right way. by Ezra Klein

Guys, CBS died long before tonight. -Les Moonves -James Corden -Big Bang Theory (and all it's spinoffs) -Kicking Dan Rather to the curb -Survivor launching Mark Burnett into legitmacy -Killing the Jeffrey Wigand story It was dead long before tonight.

Someone, anyone, just leak them already. @youranoncentral.bsky.social, this is supposed to be your kind of thing.

We had briefly become friends not long before she passed away. I still really miss her.

And, inevitably, when he ends up in big ass trouble, he'll be jetting off to a far more remote island that doesn't have extradition.

Good for him. He's better than the material. I dearly hope he's given good projects going forward.

This must have been after Marty Scorsese's script was killed. Made him cry at Charlize Theron's party.

You deserved better, Dana.

David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov. He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.

imagine if everyone had this level of acceptance

"I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie."

The craziest thing that Sleepaway Camp asks us to believe is that Meg is really excited about going on a date with Mel

the day has ended and you fall asleep, only to wake up the following day to find out that you are permanently john travolta from “the fanatic”

Realized the person I most want to read on the Reiners died years ago (Dominick Dunne)

This is your periodic reminder that Wolf of Wall Street should have won Best Picture 2013. Does anybody even remember Dallas Buyers Club?

no one cares for Gaston he just has a good song no one needs a new origin story for Gaston

Just to get ahead of this: Print the post out and bring it to the next Mike Johnson presser. You already know what his move will be. There’s no excuse to not be prepared for it.

Well, he didn't even have to be asked. He said something. And it was even worse than I could have imagined.

I pray no reporter asks the Turd for his thoughts on Rob Reiner. You know it will be nothing but bile coming out of his mouth.

Instagram seems to really hate it when you share videos or reels onto your stories. My views get throttled whenever I do. Why is it social media platforms don't like it when you pretty much do anything?

There was this video in Facebookland that's unfortunately disappeared, so I felt a duty to recreate it. What happens when you combine Jean-Claude Van Damme's legendary dancing with Back That Thang Up? Eat your heart out, Tom Steyer.

Even if Philip Kaufman had only made The Right Stuff, it would be enough to get him into movie heaven. It's one of the greatest movies ever. Full stop.

Your belief was strong, but you needed proof You saw the reindeer on the roof The glowing red nose in the moonlight overthrew you. She left you there upon the shelf, A broken and despairing elf, A jingle-less bell ringing hallelujah...

Cabot Cove's slightly more competent sheriff (a low bar). @pushinguproses.bsky.social can attest.

Well, that ramped up quickly. #Thanksgiving

Remember when Vines were a thing a decade ago? This has become another Thanksgiving tradition of mine. Only takes 6 seconds. And he does it better than Kid Rock ever will.

When are we going to finally admit that the 2023 Eli Roth Thanksgiving sucked? It completely failed to live up to the original Grindhouse trailer.

That's not cranberry sauce...

Also, no one seems to talk about all the MeToo accusations leveled at Ratner anymore.

Some $ context, since people still think of Paramount as a huge studio: It's barely had a pulse for a while. The now-deadish Mission: Impossible series was its only movie in the US top 25 this year. So it's naturally frantic to build a 2026-28 lineup. And mining IP is easier than reading scripts. >

This is disgraceful toadying to someone who could well be dead, out of office, or both by the time this reanimated corpse knuckle-drags itself to the screen. Some context: Ratner directed the state-approved Melania doc that is coming to Prime, so he's now a friend of The Family. >

Never forget the real Summer of George.

ATTENTION: The new Neil Breen trailer has dropped! It is glorious! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! youtu.be/o0DGnxayGFM?...

If Kamala doesn't go for it again in 2028, Mark Kelly would be my second choice. I'm partial to astronauts. Especially badasses like these.