Alien: Romulus

I actually really needed to hear this today. I am somebody.

Shut up. Just shut the fuck up. Please.

Make no mistake, Robert Duvall was one of the absolute greatest ever to do it.

Twister on UAN just ain't the same without Jewel Shepard, @LinneaQuigley, and Jayne Hamil (RIP) #UpAllNightPremiere @kingsofhorror.bsky.social @melheflin.bsky.social

It's a good night for an #UpAllNightPremiere! Surprisingly, I haven't seen Babe Watch yet. @kingsofhorror.bsky.social @melheflin.bsky.social @jessaflux.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLhl...

This is why we hang on to physical media. And this is the standard we ask of those who make these discs. @funcityeditions.bsky.social, to say you've outdone yourselves would be an understatement. @debbierochon.bsky.social

RIP Bud Cort. How else would you even pay tribute to him.

And, now, my time of year begins. Please, for the love of god, try to be better than utterly mediocre this year...

It wasn't quite the shutout we hoped before, but as long Robert Kraft is humiliated, that's what matters.

Have we had any AI Orson Welles commercials hawking Crypto yet tonight?

What is this...touchdown?

I know the commercials get worse year after year, but they really took a nosedive this year.

AKA "the rest."

Halftime show aside, this game better get interesting quick, or I'm gonna have to call in Bruce Dern and his blimp.

Making Mike Tyson the face of "real food" or whatever the fuck that was is a choice. Also, Junior is in the Epstein Files.

Bra-vo. This is America, Charlie Brown!

Simply on a live performance stagecraft-design-camerawork-logistics-direction level, this is ASTOUNDING.

A WILD GAGA APPEARS.

For the love of God, no more Minions. I hate Minions. Leave us alone already.

going great already lmfaoo

You just know the New Beverly and Vista are going to play nothing but that Cliff Booth movie on 35 and 70mm for months on end. They'll make up any excuse to add more showings.

I'm really rooting for her to pull this off. And I plan to be there when it opens.

Revenge shall be ours.

My new Murder She Wrote review is now up! please consider leaving a comment, dropping a like, and sharing it with people who like weird fake fish. Featuring: GRADY youtu.be/DRKlXAqItgE?...

The leaker of the Epstein files.

Raise a glass for Jayne Hamil. She passed away a couple years ago. I'd love to make a documentary short on her eventually. @badtechno.bsky.social #UpAllNightPremiere

In the spirit of the classic Rhonda Shear 1-899 phone number commercial tonight, here is a classic with Brinke Stevens, Michelle Bauer, and Melissa Moore! #UpAllNightPremiere youtu.be/SHpFqYEotkw?...

"From now on, I want an equal amount of blueberries in each Muffin." #UpAllNightPremiere

We needed a desperate respite from today's terrible news. Thankfully, it's the #UpAllNightPremiere!

No, no, no, no, no, no. Not her. Please not her.

I'm beginning to understand what terrible clock/timeout management looks like.

Just found out this dude’s store is called Dreamhaven Books. dreamhavenbooks.com

I feel you, girl.

Somehow, the Patriots returned.

I don't know if he was a vet himself or not, but Alex deserves this kind of honor at his funeral.

As promised, here's a short classic 13-min ACT meditation video I created to help w/ anxiety, overthinking, ADHD, insomnia, & chronic pain. It's one of my favorite wind-downs to listen to before bed, or when I'm overwhelmed by intrusive thoughts. Leaves on a Stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lj5...

So many people complain about how Jeffries is terrible at his job, but I think most of those people don’t actually understand what his job is… 1/

I would like to know the whereabouts of Mr. Gary Oldman.

I had one manager who would say “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning coffee. My morning coffee is two rocks of crank.” He was later fired for playing American History X on the store TVs

I'm sure the residents of Minneapolis are relieved to know that people refused to vote for Kamala Harris because they were upset about Gaza being subjected to an occupying military force.

Remember when Enhanced CDs were a thing in the late 90s? youtu.be/OTEESW1R8q8?...

Thought my car could use a little something nice. After all, I did my job.

No, no, no, Mark Ruffalo. You don't get to hijack this one. Maybe if you hadn't spent so much time telling people not to vote for Biden and Harris, the Orange Turd might not have gotten back in, and Renee Good would still be alive.

MASH is one of the greatest shows ever made. It centers a group of highly skilled people who are scared to be there, who hate the war that is happening there, and who will do their damnedest to help every single person they can for so long as they're suck there.

Because we need something to laugh about right now. A Gigabyte of RAM did not do the trick here.

Never got over Macho Grande.