the license plate on my $1000 sports car says “MR THANKSGIVING” because i celebrate thanksgiving each and every year

okay, that just about does it

🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.

ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water

happy baseball to all who celebrate

[after every single pitch] that’s baseball for ya

there will be baseball teams playing in their home stadium tonight and baseball teams playing away tonight

throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.

paul skenes is so rude. he wont let anyone hit the ball for gods sake

Genis

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Can you avoid the giraffe

i spill my jice mods help help help

41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody

Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64" Number 64: "FUCK!"

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

drawing people i see in the city (60/?)

its happening its happening

gusher

its something

gusher

[getting increasingly flustered because i'm badly losing a basketball argument] well, i'm on the knicks. i'm one of the players. i'm playing in the game right now. i won the basketball award. they gave me a basketball made of gold. i play with it every day

i like gusher

MY WIFE BROUGHT HOME A COOKIE FROM MY FAVORITE BAKERY! SHE STOPPED BY ON HER WAY HOME AND PICKED UP A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE JUST FOR ME!

she dont be using megahack she be using gregahack

I wan fuitt.... gummy.

hi

eating some french fries

the plate

#MyGO

i only care about information that makes me mad!!

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japierdole…

if you didn't watch that fight you missed the most recent fight of all time

remember to vote today

oomfc

coffee coffee coffee

just saw a guy walking down the street with shoes on both of his feet. everybody else is hopping around on one foot to save money and he was just like yeah, give me this one and throw another one in the box too. ring it up. what a flex

hi

mmeow

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who want me

are you factoring in the bleats in the goat conversation