Uhm, girractually…

We’re all getting giraffted

Hello Giraffe

Ate shit

Giraffes don’t really have anything new to add to the conversation that we don’t know already

If Giraffes have 500 fans I’m one of them. If Giraffes have 1 fan I’m one of them. If Giraffes have 0 fans I’m no longer alive

Pictured below is the most famous giraffe in the world. Do you recognize them?

This newer generation of giraffes are so rowdy… what even is “67”

It’s been many long months with no signs of Giraffes… until now.

clam species evolution (future)

Giraffes are the wave

The highest resolution photo ever taken of a giraffe was just reportedly captured in rural Siberia. This is the closest look we’ve ever gotten. Can you spot it???

What do y’all know about this

Giraffe rap! Cinnamon finnamon ahh

There are giraffes everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

Hey don’t feed the giraffes. Stop. Stop feeding the giraffes

Giraffes got raps. And bars. Games and playing with toy cars. They eat leaves on tree and have long necks. They get that money they get those checks.

I must’ve bought the giraffe weed because I feel (you guessed it) like a giraffe

Thanks to the giraffes, the rapture is (allegedly*) today. Nice going, giraffes!

There is now undeniable statistical evidence that giraffes can, in fact, feel pain

Giraffes know things. Many, many things. For example:

Spare some change for a pathetic sopping giraffe please

Giraffes are very hurt. It’s all self inflicted too

Giraffes facts is back on!!! Fully sobr now… driving home from the parrtayy!!

Did you know girrafe. A giraffe wlaksing into a bar. Sproing!!!!

Giraffes haves homes

What? Sorry, I don’t do giraffe facts right now. I’m off the clock

Please take care of the giraffes for me, I’m going partying.

Giraffes don't care about your feelings.

Good luck final giraffe

Can you avoid the giraffe

Magic the Noah’s Ark

Girronimo!!!

If you have anything to contribute to the study of the fabled Giraffe Theorem then please. For the love of god please

Giraffes up early. Readdy to start the day!

Giraffes make a fine stew. It’s too fine in fact. It’s more of a soup

Scientists are still unable to explain how giraffes are even alive. All observations have shown no organic processes or material of any kind

When the giraffe is running low, and its shadow starts to glow, and the places that you know aren’t affected

The things that aren't, you will find, are giraffes

Please, no giraffe photography

Where there's smoke, there's giraffes

It looks like you're trying to write a giraffe fact. Would you like help?

Unlike most things, giraffes and giraffe behavior can not be predicted by any mathematical models. Of fucking course

grafs on the moon 3: this is where it gets weird

grafs on the moon 2: in space

GRAPHS are showing a massive uptick in giraffe. See below ⬇️

grafs on the moon

There were 2 giraffes on the Noah's Ark