Giraffes got raps. And bars. Games and playing with toy cars. They eat leaves on tree and have long necks. They get that money they get those checks.

I must’ve bought the giraffe weed because I feel (you guessed it) like a giraffe

Thanks to the giraffes, the rapture is (allegedly*) today. Nice going, giraffes!

There is now undeniable statistical evidence that giraffes can, in fact, feel pain

Giraffes know things. Many, many things. For example:

Spare some change for a pathetic sopping giraffe please

Giraffes are very hurt. It’s all self inflicted too

Giraffes facts is back on!!! Fully sobr now… driving home from the parrtayy!!

Did you know girrafe. A giraffe wlaksing into a bar. Sproing!!!!

Giraffes haves homes

What? Sorry, I don’t do giraffe facts right now. I’m off the clock

Please take care of the giraffes for me, I’m going partying.

Giraffes don't care about your feelings.

Good luck final giraffe

Can you avoid the giraffe

Magic the Noah’s Ark

Girronimo!!!

If you have anything to contribute to the study of the fabled Giraffe Theorem then please. For the love of god please

Giraffes up early. Readdy to start the day!

Giraffes make a fine stew. It’s too fine in fact. It’s more of a soup

Scientists are still unable to explain how giraffes are even alive. All observations have shown no organic processes or material of any kind

When the giraffe is running low, and its shadow starts to glow, and the places that you know aren’t affected

The things that aren't, you will find, are giraffes

Please, no giraffe photography

Where there's smoke, there's giraffes

It looks like you're trying to write a giraffe fact. Would you like help?

Unlike most things, giraffes and giraffe behavior can not be predicted by any mathematical models. Of fucking course

grafs on the moon 3: this is where it gets weird

grafs on the moon 2: in space

GRAPHS are showing a massive uptick in giraffe. See below ⬇️

grafs on the moon

There were 2 giraffes on the Noah's Ark