@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Ryan the Zubaz are now 9-2

@ryan Well Ryan I think the Zubaz magic has worn off. They’re 8-2. Guess I’ll wash them again

They should fire Nick tomorrow

I get that the offense stinks but the defense needed a break. Don’t like kicking there

You can’t seriously be kicking here

Woof that’s a terrible play twice by Jalen

Lots of problems with the offense but Jalen is straight up not playing well these last few weeks

The year is 4 Billion AD. Joe Buck sighs in relief as the Sun prepares to swallow the Earth. Saquon Barkley runs up the middle for no gain.

If that isn’t intentional grounding, nothing is. Make it a judgement call

I am 41 years old. I have never seen the Philadelphia Eagles get a stop on 3rd down.

I understand why he’s not in but Bonds is the best hitter in the history of baseball and he should be in the Hall of Fame. Mention PEDs on his plaque but put him in.

SMH Zach Ertz deserves better than this

Washington isn’t the most shameful NFL org because the Browns exist but they gotta be #2. Why is Daniels playing?

If you see this repost with your model of positive masculinity

This footage is sweet

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I understand that they need to go for 2 at some point but doing it early and killing your momentum if you fail is wrong and you will never convince me otherwise

Fire him (into the sun)

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Once again not wearing the Zubaz, this is on me. Will definitely have them on next week

Just run regular QB sneaks man

Oh hey throwing it to the guy who’s better than everyone else worked who knew

Someone has to get fired after this

How every Cowboys game should start

@solomonmissouri.bsky.social BIL smoked the turkey and once again I feel obligated to share this with you

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Ryan I didn’t wear the Zubaz today I’m sorry that’s on me I’ve gotta do better

@hollyanderson.bsky.social Bringing this to a game night tonight. Wish me luck!

@treblaw.bsky.social Treb I've never claimed to be a real PSU fan but this @homefield.bsky.social shirt spoke to me because 1994 is real to me damnit and it just arrived and I feel like you'd appreciate it

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@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Ryan the Zubaz are now 8-1

Fire Sirianni

@treblaw.bsky.social Treb do you have any updates on consensus elite top 5 QB Justin Herbert

Aaron Judge is an incredible baseball player and will rightfully go down as one of the best to ever do it but if a catcher who hits 60 dingers and has a nickname based on his prolific posterior can't win MVP then what are we doing here Justice for @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online

lose to the Eagles: are you fucking kidding me, we lost to the guy who finished 7th in a delco Novak Djokovic lookalike competition and ate two tennis balls to celebrate

Evergreen

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Ryan the Zubaz are now 7-1

Ok that was all worth it* *Untrue

Hmm maybe some doubts

NEVER A DOUBT

Need some play action here. Please. Please do not just run two more times

That TD was the most predictable outcome of all time

Yelled out "Throw the fucking ball!" before those last two plays so you're all welcome

I am not a dad but I am 41 so I feel obliged to say "need a turnover here"

That frozen field is slippery as hell

Go Birds

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Ryan can you confirm that this was the most AFC South ending of all time

Sigh. CJ should still be an Eagle.

Asked the bartender to put on ABC and he couldn't find it because of the spat they're having with YouTube TV. Cable was and is the best TV watching system if you're a sports fan and you will never convince me otherwise