@briancgrubb.bsky.social Brian I’m rewatching Shoresy from the beginning to prepare for season 5 and I just want you to know that “They’re not my friends, and their moms were wheeling me” is maybe in my opinion the greatest line in TV history

For whoever needs to hear it: The Sixers are a toxic relationship and you don’t have to stay in it.

@edsbs.bsky.social Spencer it's been over a day since your Hear Me Out thread and I'm still laughing at the idea of Janice scolding you for your lack of ambition because she's mad at how much money and time you spend on Warhammer

@drewmagary.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social I've been reading through the collective tribute to Dan for the last couple weeks a couple entries at a time, and every time I come back to it I'm reminded of him saying "semisixers" on the pod and you two losing it. Just thought I'd mention that here

“DrAkE mAyE iS a ToP 5 qB”

@treblaw.bsky.social Hey Treb can we get a Drake Maye doo doo ass alert please

Look blood tests for prostate cancer are good but Gronk and Tony in TB and Atl jerseys respectively is just wrong

Joe Montana wears sweats on Sundays in retirement and if you don’t like it too bad

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Ryan I want you and @edsbs.bsky.social and @jasonkirk.fyi and @hollyanderson.bsky.social to know that I went to college with the larger of David Baker’s two sons and he is the biggest man I’ve ever met and is much smaller than his dad. The other son played OL in the NFL

I met Kwesi a few times back in the day when I worked at a restaurant. He went to HS with one of my coworkers and would come hang at the bar every once in a while. Every time I talked to him it was clear he was one of the smartest and kindest people I'd ever met. Good to see he hasn't changed.

@robhanna.bsky.social Rob I just now learned Ben Rivera’s actual first name is Bienvenido. Did you know this??

Have never understood why Philly wasn’t an inaugural city

Done and done

If you are still looking for a reason to subscribe to @channel6.bsky.social, may I present this line, from the most recent post, without further comment or context: "The Mighty Ducks remains the greatest testament to the power of DUI laws."

The tweet of this lousy era we can't get out of x.com/dhm/status/8...

Fuck. This sucks. RIP.

Me, having eaten nothing but pigs in a blanket and chips and dip for the last 6 hours

Ok so maybe the problem was the Jets, Panthers, and Vikings and not Sam Darnold

Darren Daulton Catcher Debut: 1983 - Retired: 1997 PHI - FLA

Man this State Farm SB ad is gonna be insufferable isn’t it

Add Jarrett Stidham to the long list of quarterbacks who have more touchdowns in a conference championship than Dak Prescott.

A nurse. A researcher. A helper.

If anyone in Minneapolis follows me please know I am so very very very proud of all of you

@2008philz.bsky.social in the newsletter (it’s great, keep it up!) I got to the tweet about the 2 Phillies drafted OF who have been AS and my phone cut off the 2nd pic. So I thought I was supposed to guess. Burrell? No. Chuck Klein? No draft yet. Dom Brown?? Bingo. Man we gotta draft OF better.

I don’t agree with all of this - I like mayo, for example - but the internet needs more of this. Having strong food opinions is fun! Just don’t be mean about it when people disagree.

Long live the Imperial Inn and it’s legend pu pu platter

The 2024 Eagles really are like the 2013 Seahawks because if not for some terrible play calling they would have won consecutive Super Bowls.

Look the Eagles knew the Seahawks needed this kind of joy and catharsis so you’re welcome, Seattle

Does anyone know if Jarrett Stidham is comically well endowed? I’m told that helps backup QBs win Super Bowls

i’m sorry but the houston texans cannot play in a super bowl. that’s fake. that’s madden stuff

Demand that the Philadelphia Parking Authority (PPA) cut its ties to ICE

Philly people—my good friend is missing, please keep a look out and please call the number below if you have any info at all.

Hey @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social we saw Dead Man’s Wire last night, and can confirm, it’s great. (I’m biased because my buddy plays Jimmy, the brother, but still. Awesome movie!)

Just got out of the movies. Saw Dead Man’s Wire, it’s very good! But if they’re wondering why people aren’t going to the movies anymore maybe they shouldn’t show me the same damn ads I see at home over and over again. For half an hour.

CONGRATS, TEXANS!

Everyone at work who couldn’t understand all season why I wasn’t enthusiastic about a defending SB champ team that won most of its games understands now. #firePatullo #fireSiriannitoo

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Well Ryan the Zubaz finished 10-3. They will undergo the cleansing ritual and then take a long earned rest. Fire Patullo. Fire Sirianni. Go Birds.

Potentially unpopular opinion: I’d move on from Sirianni faster than I would from Lafleur. MLF also screwed up the clock, but Packers were majorly affected by injuries. What’s Nick’s excuse?

Fire them both and hire Stefanski

Throw the ball to AJ please

I am 41 years old. I have never seen the Philadelphia Eagles get a stop on 3rd down.

STOP SETTLING FOR FGS

At least I won’t have to watch this Eagles team anymore

RIGHT NOW

Fire Patullo NOW

Patullo cannot be here next year

Close enough!

A 13 minute 95 yard drive would fix me