I’m not watching the Phillies game but I am scrolling here and it would appear Trea Turner is having the greatest day in individual Philadelphia athlete history (both complimentary and derogatory)

Fire him now.

this means a lot to me personally, someone who studied abroad in Spain 20 years ago

FINALMENTE

Well u e been awake for 4 hours and nothing has happened yet so I guess I’ll have a beer

Gerard Pique might be the stupidest man of all time

Argentina should be in black shorts

Lol. Lmao, even

lol France definitely spent halftime reading all our posts

When I coached youth soccer a long time ago we had one of the two best teams in the league. Didn’t lose all season. Lost a heartbreaker in the semis 3-2 to a decent team that played a perfect game. We got the post 2x in the last few mins. 5 more minutes, we would have equalized and likely won…

Ok so France super does not give a fuck okay got it

Go Phillies many are saying

@robhanna.bsky.social Gettysburg watch will start at 7 pm EST tonight. Did I pick an off night for the Phillies on purpose? You know it! If you are reading this and are not Rob and have no interest in my thoughts on the 4+ hour Civil War movie from 1993 - which, FAIR - go ahead and mute this 🧵 now

@laurlin24.fightins.online Your gospel is spreading

@homefield.bsky.social Hi there! I'm going to LSU for their opening game and want to wear one of your magnificent shirts (the Saturday Night one). However, I've noticed that you're all out of M and L purple shirts. While I can wear an XL, I'd prefer not to. Will you have more Ls in soon? Thanks!

Normally the 3rd place match is utterly irrelevant but England and France have enough history that this one might actually be good. So hey there’s that

The is Argentina team cannot be killed

Stanton has 456 career HRs?! How?? He never plays!

For anyone else wondering

Why are soldiers on the field redcoats? @robhanna.bsky.social please explain

The dagger in the coffin? Gtfoh man

Ok hat tip to him this is impressive

3 minutes of ads? Good lord Netflix, I hope you can hear me booing

This young man for the Cardinals seems very nice and good at baseball and I would like to see his dreams crushed please and thank you

Cackling at the fans loudly cheering all of Contreras’ non HRs. We’re the best

Advertising an Arby’s cheesesteak during the HR Derby in Philly is an act of violence

Why would agree to be in the OF for the HR Derby if you don’t know how to shag flies?

Glad Jac got locked in because that dude can mash

Mike Lieberthal Catcher Debut: 1994 - Retired: 2007 PHI - LAD

@edsbs.bsky.social Spencer after 15 months I’m on book 22 of the abridged (LOL) version of the Heresy. It’s Saturnine, book 4 of The Siege, and holy shit do the concurrent battles at the end (Dorn vs Fulgrim, Loken vs Aximand, Abaddon vs everybody) go hard as hell

For no reason at all

For no reason at all

Olé that was fucking pretty

GF just asked if most goalies are tall and I said yeah but there was this one notable exception and then told her about Jorge Campos and I looked him up and HES STILL PLAYING. 22 year absence and now he’s back in goal for a 7th division team in Mexico. King.

“Grandpa, what post made you realize you were Too Online?”

Wearing the Argentina jersey I bought in 2002 for like 8% of my net worth at the time because the Argentinian guy at The Onion Bag (tiny long gone NYC soccer shop) talked me into it in support of Messi, the greatest soccer player I have ever seen and likely ever will see

Henry and Zlatan wearing polos in the Miami weather and Lalas sweating in a suit is perfect. “Guys can I wear a polo too?” *withering stares from both*

This England coach is a real red ass huh

That’s a foul on England

VAR is gonna be the impetus for Butlerian Jihad

@robhanna.bsky.social The WC has me thinking about my all time 11. I’m pretty settled but having trouble with right back. (Other defenders: Maldini LB, Beckenbauer and Cannavaro CBs). Torn between Cafu and Puyol. Thoughts? Open to suggestions on other defenders as well.

@robhanna.bsky.social Rob, Amy and I are watching old seasons of Survivor and we just started a season where in one of the challenges they had to throw bean bags at these circular targets that rotated to raise a flag. One dude kept drilling it over and over and crushed the other team…

My parents had a full on book of maps for the entire Philly metro area that we kept in the car. Maybe the whole state of PA. We didn’t use it too often but we definitely used it

This France team is unfair (complimentary)

Stutter step once again gets what it deserves. YOU ARE KYLIAN MBAPPE YOU DON’T NEED TO GET CUTE

My boys gonna ascend to a higher plane of existence if they can beat France

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Ryan I’ve got the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social on and my GF just walked by and said “make the sun smell like brisket?” so thank you for that

CHIMNEYS

Man call the fouls and offsides when they happen. This delayed review shit can’t continue.

30+ years watching the USMNT: