This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

Florida Woman far superior to Florida Man

Watching season 5 episode 1 of Slow Horses and it has me incredibly confused as to why they let this show air but pulled Jessica Chastain’s.

Ghost is playing in Vancouver on Valentine’s Day… 🤔

Can people please stop hitting our bridges with their vehicles? This is getting out of hand.

BREAKING: Starbucks just announced a $1 billion restructuring and will close 59 unionized stores — nearly 10% of union locations. It includes the Roastery in Seattle, one of its busiest shops. CEO Brian Niccol made $100 million in four months last year.

500,000 more riders than last year with 30% (150,000) of them on the Bremerton route alone. I really hope this means that maintaining 2 boat service beyond summer 2026 is a high priority.

Inside of me there are two lions. Both have anxiety.

Pressure washing the same stretches of sidewalk every morning has to be the most passive aggressive way I’ve seen this city try to control where homeless people can exist in addition to being a massive waste of water

The ones I still listen to the most often: Singles and Hackers

A gathering of cats should be called “a conspiracy”

Since I seem to be picking up a few new followers again… if you’re following more than a couple hundred people and I don’t know you, you’re probably getting blocked. If you’re following a few thousand people you’re definitely getting blocked. No way you’re actually here to interact with me

Pretty sure this guy didn’t pay for a ticket 🤔

They’re divided by supporting a soccer team and a cruise line? That makes no sense

Wtf is happening in this Atlanta/Columbus match?! It’s not even halftime and CLB are up by 5?!?!

Screw you PSE, my windows are usually open, except half of last month the air quality was shit due to wildfires

The Mariners have a survey out there regarding the hatred spewing megaphone guy who hangs out outside the park on game days… you know what to do. www.mlb.com/mariners/bal...

So there were concerns about Paramount and Skydance merging but now they could possibly go buy up another media behemoth???? And it’ll probably go thru with even less contention from the govt 🙄

When a coworker tells you they had Covid over Labor Day weekend (8/30-9/1) and then work in person with you on 9/4 but have no symptoms you should probably have told them to put a mask on or get away from you. Otherwise you end up with covid too 😭

When you get your covid and flu shot at the same time you buy yourself a Switch2 as a little treat 🍦

Head’s up if you get a vaccination at the pharmacy in Target (cvs) the coupon they’ll give you is worthless in Target. So the coupon they give you in the store cannot be used in the store. It’s only good in a standalone CVS location.

Behind The Shield, Episode 7: Guided By Strength In partnership with Regence Blueshield, Georgi discusses the importance of strength and community during life's challenges. 💙 WATCH ➡️ sndrs.com/bbb9hk60

It’s so embarrassing when ppl say HP was important to their childhood so they can’t let it go. Did it open a love of books & you went on to devour millions more books? Or is it just that you took one step into total brand capture before your brain was fully formed & even now you wish to remain

Anyone know anything about this new $19.74 STH option? I can see no return credit option and no re-sale, but does anyone know if it allows for ticket transfer? I’m assuming it does but nothing in the info they made available mentions anything about ticket transfer…

Are those kids even old enough to be drinking those beers 😂

So, @supersecretsqrl.bsky.social and I drove by this intersection earlier today. Maybe it was a sign. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 📍 Seabeck, WA

Holy shit I just watched 2/3 of the 2012 Barcelona squad pick a fight with a bunch a literal children because they are that soft looool

WTAF Miami, learn how to take a loss. This shit is disgusting

regardless of what happens to the tariffs, they're doomed from the start because the average conservative holds all three of these positions at once: — virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing — against increasing the minimum wage — buys foreign imports because they're cheap

If I had the means I’d easily travel to see this show again. Probably the best concert I’ve ever been to.

This is great, but is insurance going to cover it?

I don’t know how you would not have your foot in that position after kicking a ball? Like is he supposed to defy physics?

Beyond vile

::Puts on tinfoil hat:: ::waits for questionable calls from ref in second half to set up MIA/LAG final to be played on real grass::

This is absolutely rigged for Miami

Becoming a smoker just to get a vaccine… this is where we’re at now.

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My local Safeway had appointments for the 24/25 vaccine last week and I was dumb and waited and now this week they aren’t available due to the new one coming soon 😑

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Golden hour

i don't think there's any way to overstate how much we're going to regret this entire cultural moment in the future, for how it's destroying our creative lives, destroying respect for art, destroying respect for creativity and the creative process, destroying our ability to connect to art.

Kitsap County friends please take a bit of time and fill out this survey for the county. It’s going to help them shape budgets and priorities for projects/improvements so please tell them what’s important to you. links-1.govdelivery.com/CL0/https:%2...

I ask everyone to read this bc it's both heart warming seeing the support trans people can have, and soul rending what we are doing to trans people who just want to live their true life without any fuss and drama, not bothering anyone, being abused for merely existing, having jobs, by nazi bigots.

This zucchini is 10lbs…

I decided to solve the male loneliness epidemic myself by making sure no man can ever get lonely again. my plan? katamari all the lonely men together into one big ball

She doesn’t need a hero, she is the hero we need. 🤩

I seriously just had a moment when I thought I saw a cyber truck in a parking lot and then looked back again and it was 100% just a dumpster

i’ve never felt threatened in the city but living in the suburbs feels like playing frogger. they don’t have sidewalks out here. it’s supposed to be for young families and people are pushing baby strollers and walking dogs in the street where faux cowboys are driving their ford f-900 retribution

Finally watched The Monkey and I’m sad that I initially wrote it off as something I wouldn’t enjoy. It was seriously one of my favorite recent watches and I need everyone to go watch it (it’s available on Hulu right now)