Dad Jokes with Mothman

Dad Jokes with Mothman and Capybara

Yippee Kayak Other Buckets!

Dad Jokes After Dark With Mothman

For my forever Space Sis: 🎂 💞

Dad Jokes with Mothman

Dad Jokes with Mothman

True story

-A living wage -Guaranteed healthcare -The right to join a union -The right to vote -The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family -The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence These are the foundations of real freedom.

Are you one of the many thousands of people who rely on SNAP? If so, and you're worried about being able to put on a Thanksgiving meal. Aldi's can make a meal that feeds 10 people for 40 bucks. If other guests can chip in it takes the stress off of everyone at your gathering. #SheShed

Three is a threesome. Four is a foursome. It's starting to make sense why I'm often called handsome.

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Trump is now planning to occupy San Francisco. He must be upset about the messages they’ve been making on Ocean Beach.

Enjoying a hot, heaping bowl of red 40 and perchlorate for breakfast

Dad Jokes with Mothman

Not sure what's wrong with me, but I'm fairly certain an orgasm would improve matters

Dad Jokes with Mothman

I refuse to respect the opinion of someone who doesn't know the difference between "their, they're and there" or "your and you're" (ESL folk excepted)

#A_NewHope ✊

Dad Jokes with Mothman

Joyless Discharge Vance, standing up for the party's true values

I still have a lot to learn about this platform. I put up a post here that got 300k+ views and 50k likes on TT, here it has 2 likes 🙃

Who's gonna tell him?

Dad Jokes with Mothman

Lol who made this?!?!

Person: tries to tickle self Person's body: Ha! You can't fool me, I know that's you. No tickle sensation, you fraud! Thank goodness other forms of self touch don't tend to operate in the same manner

Mood: looking for logging trucks to tailgate

I'm always kidding... Unless you're down.

Not the best time

"We can't afford to shop at any store that has a philosophy." - Marge Simpson 😂

I don't know what's wrong with me, but I'm pretty sure a ton of cash would fix it

Boob is too funny... Tit is too aggressive... Breast is too formal

The struggle persists

Go right on ahead. Make it weird. I can take it.

Sharing is Caring

Mike Johnson is finally realizing that covering up for pedophiles is actually pretty unpopular.

It takes five wipes to know you only needed four

One of my favorite weird bands did a cover of one of my favorite weird songs by another one of my favorite weird bands!

If not fascist, then why fascist shaped 🤔

You voted for every last bit of this