Hey, guess what platform SDL3 just merged support for?

coming from windows? life pro tip! create a puzzling '3D Objects' folder on your OS of choice to make it feel more familiar

putting a '!' in a script like I'll actually be able to pronounce it

lol

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

finished helping this older lady and work and she emptied a pill bottle of pennies, 2 nickles and a single chuck-e-cheese token into my hand

rude neighbors using leafblowers and lawnmowers while im trying to sleep at 2pm in the morning

sucks finding out that all i needed to do was lock in

Luigi is trending. In america and in the Uk, Luigi is often thought of the Mario's brother. Howvever, in most other cultures Luigi is more like a pet to Mario. In american translation we might think of Luigi is a "cat" o r a "dog" or some other kind of wonderful friendly beast.

Some people have misunderstood this. We literally saw how Claude itself, coded by Claude, turns one API call into a DOS of thousands upon thousands of API calls done in the sloppiest fucking way possible. This postmortem shows Bluesky vibecoded a function to DOS itself, in a similarly stupid way.

drank water, my throat washed

Every new clip I see for the new tomodachi life game has the same energy as this

dust bowling

bsky needs polls already because how else will i decide if ill eat my third orange today

The SDL organization has an official position on LLMs and generative AI now: don't use it. github.com/libsdl-org/S...

Everytime i open youtube dot com they want me to watch Hop(2011) so bad, its first row everytime

i have successfully bought a red vox ticket after trying for half an hour, it didnt like me using a proton mail address i guess

i think geist had a stroke

There’s a non-zero chance the next Nintendo teraleak incident includes several gigabytes of fart audio files

1 am, i bolt upright. Divine inspiration. If i know only one thing about the following day its that i will prepare and eat a grilled cheese

i am even credited as “allan’s muse” 🥹

CONFIRMED: A remake of "Should we castrate Jack Black in Trafalgar Square" is being made. Here are the details ⚠️ - New actors 👥 - New background footage 🎦 - New music 🎹 - Credits sequence 📺 - Cameo from Jack Black 🤫

"can you do this" * showing my barber a yassified version of a selfie they just watched me take in the chair

nothing scary than looking in the mirror and thinking you could pull it off

Heartbreaking: the electron app is better than the one made with a native toolkit

I think the big stumbling block that corporations like Meta ran into is that the people in charge just had... ZERO imagination. They're the most terminally boring people on the face of the planet. Their idea of VR was as a virtual office to attend as your boring human self.

thinking about self hosting a pds just so i dont need to open my email every time i use atproto oauth

changed the naming scheme of pages on website, old links should redirect

vro.

funny to think my username probably gets said more often than my legal one

tycho when its penis inspection day: chkdck

this shit crazy now

We installed all 84 thousand Firefox extensions in may's VM and it has yet to render a second frame

im a loser at heart

it also has this one

skidmark is finally more than a shadow of what I wanted it to be but I don't want to refactor my website to make use of the new features right now lol

learned today it takes multiple seconds for seemingly most of my family to tell their right from left

i'd like to draw my own profile picture again but i simply don't think i'd be able to capture the same feeling of my gotos

they fired 1000 people for this