i oversleep and miss timers because google wanted soothing and easy to listen to sounds that dont grab an ounce of my attention. i remember when i was 18 i set the emergency weather alert noise as my alarm and it was functionally much more efficient at getting me out of bed!

youtube creators exclusively posting negativity about something theyre supposedly passionate about is really fun and not sad at all. like it was funny the first time, are you just like this?

or maybe it's because of windows

microsoft windows emo. when youre good with microsoft windows and also emo

middle click paste has got to be some conspiracy against linux

that's what Big Boobs wants you to believe

people back then would post strange porn as shock content then act surprised when people became turned on by it

i fucking hate that stupid tesla they flew into space for a marketing stunt i hope it flies into a star or is smashed into a million tiny pieces by an asteroid and it rains back down on elons home

emo music but about programming

Watch out for his special toy! The Clown Prince of Crime, Joker, arrives to Mario Kart World on April 18th!

beat boxing puppy

microsoft services already barely work on earth as it is why did they think they would work in space

late game solitaire depression when you dont even have to think about your moves

i like using the dearrow extension but my god it ruins the fun of april fools

"who so penis?" -The Joker

ah yes. youtube rss "outage"

hello everyone. do you remember being told to you the windows command line to link two folders together? its actually just a shortcut. its just one folder and you are creating a shortcut to it

happy april smarties day everyone

most people dont let you do this: you can use your tongue as a straw

sorry ladies, this fortnite machine is in sleep mode B)

his balls are tiny pees green arms are grimy he pawned off all his hair already and got the scurvy

did anyone else not get an email from github about privacy policy changes?

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

grunk from sex the everything fap

acab includes leon kennedy btw. sorry if you were drooling over him that's just how it is

(headphone cable knocks over pen on pen holder) -> "i will make my corpse unrecognisable"

i hate my employees

I really hate asking for money, but if you want to help me get through this very last stretch of development which coincidentally seems to be when my finances are the worst they've ever been, I would greatly appreciate it.

feel bad for the remaining programmers at epic who now have to fix all the bugs that cropped up in the past month with 1000 less people

shoulda kept working on unreal tournament 4 tim sweeney instead of starting several expensive lawsuits, creating a storefront no one uses, game with loads of licensed music tracks and cosmetics

if you’re cis and you don’t get it this is LITERAL TORTURE it will result in dead trans people and with their other goal of making us “sexually explicit” for existing you see the pipeline right? we exist -> we’re jailed for it -> we’re tortured and die WE NEED YOU TO STOP THIS

drinking almond milk is fucked up the baby almonds need that and we are taking the milk of thousands of almonds to make one cup of almond milk

If you’re Canadian, PLEASE sign this petition to have endometriosis classified as a disability!!! Living with this incurable disease is horrible, it’s debilitating, it’s even humiliating sometimes. Please give us a break. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

ai code, ai assets at some point the end result is just public domain by extension

call that bimbo bread the way he lunches on my meat

at what density of metal would a trumpet just stop amplifying the sound of the reed

Squidward's Self-Unaliving Self-Unaliving Mouse Self-Unaliving Squad

this game is ridiculous (i didn't edit this music in)

when i was 10 a local festival skeet shooter guy let a 10 year old child (me) hold a loaded rifle

password that contains every languages string escape sequence

the internet explosively expanded and then slowly receded.

all-natural blend of uranium 238

whenever youtube ip bans me another hostage gets it

green thing everyone is SICK of seeing #pixelart #doodle #oc

welcome back Grand Theft Auto San Andreas (Xbox 360) soggy characters

thats a big bite for Big Penis(tm)

watch dlss5 still have the AAA smear