"No man is above the law! The rich and powerful can be punished!" "hell yeah my man, what's the punishment?" "A negligible fine equivalent to a slap on the wrist!"

i got the horses with the cat cat attached to back claws are firmly grasped cuz the horse might go too fast

so I know the supreme court said the president is allowed to do crimes, but is "bribing the president" a separate crime that a citizen can be charged for? just asking questions

we should bring back public canings

I gotta give Sentient another shot sometime. I bounced off of its map design, but the sheer temerity to make such a complex systems driven RPG on the PS1 still blows my mind. Way ahead of its time.

im fucking sick of this shit, man. the worst people in the world are in charge of me and they're using their power to make sure i get killed, or raped in a men's prison for using the wrong restroom

i got the horses with the cat cat attached to back claws are firmly grasped cuz the horse might go too fast

“don’t give them what they want” they want to finish destroying reconstruction, they want to commit acts of racial terror at will, they want to destroy our way of life and our society. you’re the one giving them what they want, pussy

Republicans get on any soap box they can find to sow the seeds and reap the fruit of a lie-driven civil war they've been desperate to start for decades Democrats are dead silent. The weakest dribble of piss of a political platform you've ever seen How can we move the needle even an inch like this

Aye Eye

Does she even own a truck? Does she even drive herself? This reads like an appeal to the redneck base, much like a country singer mentioning their Chevy and cold beer.

Fellas, is it hella sweet to trans your gender?

this upset some folks

Is it all bad today? Should I go back into the bog? Good morning

please take us seriously please please please please why don't you like us why what did we do please please why are you ignoring our innovations is it something we said please please please please

degradation vibes for my baby boy

Epic Games Launcher: Future home of endless unmarked slop!

Garbo Glitch thread 🧵 continues, but I'm gonna go with Degradation Vibes from now on

Did you know this much bullcrap can be inside of your phone's usb-c port? Did you know it is alive and resents you for removing it?

Trans awareness week trans day of visibility what about pay a trans person's rent week huh how about that

hey what the fuck? What the fuck though? hey, can you tell me what the fuck?

sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell

they can't even think of something clever or specific to say, just "cool"

one can argue I picked the name this year just to get in on an upcoming month for my bonuses, like joining a mobile game and setting your birthday for the current day

You want The Pot That Scuttles I want The Pot That Scuttles We all want The Pot That Scuttles

Hey can you fucking shut the fuck up? Can you just shut the fuck up and stop talking? Can you stop talking and then shut the fuck up? If I asked nicely, would you fuck yourself and fuck off?

If you sit next to me in a large yet empty waiting room, I will have no choice but to sit extra quiet and uncomfortable please why couldn't you choose the chair over there

my name is November and it's about to be MY MONTH. you HAVE to be NICE to me and SURRENDER ancient carved TRINKETS to me

the liberal on protest day: NO KINGS, TRUMP HAS GONE TOO FAR, REPUBLICANS ARE FASCISTS, PROTECT EACH OTHER trans people: hey thanks for standing up for us and fighting back :) liberals: i didn't fucking mean you

Summer has come and passed No one wants their ass palm-slapped Wake me up When there's ass to slap

fuck every last one of them all the way to hell for making this number decrease even 0.1%

a democratic candidate doing the legwork visiting potential constituents to show solidarity with them democrats: idk that's what a socialist terrorist would do

this one is my son.... he'd do amazing things if he had any ambition...

GARBO GLITCH ART THREAD 🧵 I MAKE THESE WITH WEIRD PROCESSES THAT BRING ME JOY, NO AI NO PHOTOSHOP🧵 GARBO GLITCH ART THREAD

In a world where truth has become meaningless and reality is distorted by evil men and their machines, the only sensible thing I can do is contribute to it

I'm so fucking cool I'm so fucking cool dude *Eats absolute shit* I'm so fucking cool here I go here I go *Taken out by passersby and eats absolute nasty shit* I'm still cool look I'm cool fuck you

working retail while trans is like touching your hand to a hot stovetop but keeping it there because it makes you money, but you're also really crying cause it hurts and isn't enough money

i make garbo art sometimes

have you tried Not Wasting Your Fucking Lives On This boo hoo hoo former *ICE director* has misgivings, bitch you *directed ICE* and it's been bad the whole time

i make garbo art sometimes

God as my witness, I would rather die than cast a vote for this man. Collaborator.

dont make me go to mastodon dont make me go to mastodon dont make me go to mastodon DO NOT make me have to try to figure out mastodon again

people eventually figured out that there's so much bullshit people will say to you online and you have to learn to filter it out to keep your sanity everyone with even a modicum of power seems to take this as "considering criticism is for cowards, let it ride"

Wall Street Journal more like Ball Feet Jour- uh Journal of- Ball- Journal of getting minorities killed

everything that comes out of Kamala Harris' mouth since the election convinces me that we would have gotten exactly nothing done and just end up with fascists in 2028 anyway

@troywagner.bsky.social and @geauxjoe.bsky.social knocking it out of the fucking park with Marble Hornets Rosswood.

it's like the press heard the right's rhetoric calling them "enemies of the state" and they decided "yeah.... yeah he's right guys we have to get worse and foment violence in pursuit of a world without truth or meaning"

It's astonishingly easy to write all ten of these peoples' careers off for good. I don't ever have to watch another thing Kit Harrington one-note-performances himself through. I don't have to pretend Simon Pegg can do anything but comedy. I don't have to act like I know who Matt Berry is